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Skeleton+Buy this gameThe Game: You’re wandering through a dark, twisty maze. So are the dead, apparently, and these reanimated skeletons have a bone to pick with you. You have a single weapon with which to protect yourself, as well as a sensor that picks up on the proximity of nearby skeletons. Using the hints provided by that sensor, you must track down the living dead and dispatch them yet again – and hope they don’t get you first. (Eric Ball, 2003)

Memories: This fun little number is yet another of the current crop of newly-prorammed homebrew games by hobbyist authors. In this case, Eric Ball has brought the first-person shooter genre to the Atari 2600 with surprising success. Now, sure, it’s a first-person shooter by way of a Hunt The Wumpus-style game mechanic, but that makes it no less impressive.

Star Fire

Star FireBuy this gameThe Game: This may sound awfully familiar, but you’re the lone surviving pilot of a space squadron decimated by enemy attacks. The enemy’s bow-tie-shaped fighters are closing in on you from all sides, and you must keep an eye on your own fighter’s shields and weapon temperature (overheated lasers don’t like to fire anymore), all while trying to draw a bead on those pesky enemy ships. You’re also very much on your own – nobody’s going to show up and tell you you’re all clear, kid. (Xype/AtariAge.com, 2003)

Star FireMemories: A nifty after-the-fact version of an oft-imitated arcade classic, Star Fire isn’t undiscovered 80s vaporware, but was rather programmed from the ground up by Manuel Polik, paying homage to and slightly expanding on the original game.

Tron 2.0

Tron 2.0The Game: By passing up a lucrative programming job within ENCOM, Alan “Jet” Bradley Jr. has earned the disdain of his father, the creator of the Tron security program. But when Jet’s father disappears under mysterious circumstances, Jet goes to the lab and discovers that his father’s most trusted program, Ma3a, has instructions to digitize Jet into ENCOM’s mainframe – a process not unlike the one Kevin Flynn endured 20 years before. Once inside the computer world, Jet trains for a mission to free the system from the spreading corruption of Thorne, another digitized user whose botched entry into the computer world left him twisted and evil – and along the way, Jet hopes to discover how he can help free his father as well. (Buena Vista Interactive, 2003)

Memories: For anyone who’s ever dreamed of being zapped into the computer by the MCP, this is as close as you’re going to get. I don’t have a problem with that, though: Tron 2.0 is a gorgeous game, capturing the feel of the pioneering 1982 computer-animated movie better than I would’ve thought possible. The look and the sounds of the game go a long way toward immersing you in that world. Normally I’m not big on first-person explore-and-fight games, but this one I’ll make an exception for.

OKGE (Oklahoma Gaming Exhibition) 2003

OKGE 2003When OKGE organizer Jess Hardesty first announced a Tulsa gaming expo in the summer of 2003, I may well have been the first person to jump aboard – I was so there. And despite not having been to a gaming event at that time (OKGE was announced before I went to Classic Gaming Expo 2003), I signed on for two tables. What the heck was I thinking? From n00b to exhibitor in no time flat.

Now, on the drive back from Tulsa to Fort Smith, I can’t decide which was better – being a guest in Vegas or running a table or two in Tulsa. Thing is, they’re two completely different things. I love CGE, it’s a well-run thing, but I’m just not sure I’d have the nerve to run a booth with that kind of a hardcore audience – besides which, I really have nothing to sell. My OKGE tables were strictly set up so people could play machines they haven’t laid eyes on in years – or ever.

The sad thing is, I had to work a double shift the Friday night immediately before OKGE, so I was groggy to say the least. Probably OKGE 2003shouldn’t have been driving in the first place. At the last minute, my friend Kent joined the Phosphor Dot Fossils caravan, which provided me with some extra peace of mind – I could actually vacate my table briefly. With setup scheduled for 7am, and the doors scheduled to open between 8 and 9, we had to hit the road as close to 5am as possible to make the two-hour drive.

We got there really late, actually. Everyone else was already set up! But there was only a handful of guests already in the hall, so we set about setting games up first, and then display pieces. To my horror, I’d forgotten to bring an extra 75-to-300 ohm convertor, so Kent managed to go to a Wal-Mart next door to the Hilton and procure one – the last one they had in stock. By the time OKGE 2003we were all finished, we had two Playstations set up with old-school controls and import-retro-compilation goodness, two Odyssey²s, and, running through a jerry-rigged Frankenstein monster of a video setup, the original 1972 Magnavox Odyssey, pumping its signal through an old VCR driving an old green monochrome monitor. Keeping the dear old thing up and running throughout the day proved to be our second biggest challenge, but Kent quickly figured out what the problem was and began keeping a regular eye on it.

A look at the Phosphor Dot Fossils booth, complete with toys on display, racing light cycles, and fun aplenty. Talk about having to make your presentation count – due to a no-show, Phosphor Dot Fossils wound up right next door to AtariAge. As a result, I split the vacant table with the AtariAge guys – I only needed about one third of it, and they badly needed the extra space of the other two thirds. Good thing I was looking at the AA table from the side instead of from in front for most of the show – it helped me forget momentarily that I’ve never seen so much stuff that I wanted to buy on a single vendor table.

OKGE 2003Thanks, I’ll take one of each, please.

Albert Yarusso showed me the finished version of Backfire – still awaiting approval from designer Chad Lare of course – of the label and manual whose artwork was designed by myself and picked by Chad in a recent AtariAge contest. The cartridge turned out great, but I’ve gotta say the manual turned out even better.

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OKGE 2003For a first-time convention, OKGE was expertly run by Jesse Hardesty, who – with his wife and mother there to help – sweated over the details to make sure everyone else was having a blast. They ran a high score contest, organized random drawing for door prizes (I donated a working Odyssey 300 Pong clone and a Sears Super Video Arcade Intellivision clone, as well as a Tron soundtrack CD and other goodies). Everyone seemed excited about their prizes!

OKGE 2003I was excited about the crowd, myself. Jesse estimates “at least 100” attendees, and I think he’s being conservative. I’d double that number at the very least. And many of them came and stayed the whole day – I saw many faces, representing many age groups and even ethnicities, circulating through the room for the entire duration.

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OKGE 2003Originally, my plan was to bring a ton of machines – i.e. 7 to 10 of them. As luck would have it, I have many more machines than I have actual screens – and this is a good thing, as five game stations spread across two-and-a-third tables were just far enough apart to avoid being elbow-to-elbow.

OKGE 2003Good thing, too, because for a non-sales exhibitor, we got a lot of business – and I’d estmate that a good 80% of it was to ogle the Odyssey. People who had never seen it before, who had never seen such a thing in their lives, were just entranced by it – and with good reason. Even if you’re well-acquainted with Pong-style games, you’ve never seen anything like the Magnavox Odyssey in action. I met people who remembered seeing them back in the day, and many more people who’d never heard of one. The weird manual English control had everyone mesmerized.

One of the day’s highlights was an attendee who came up to my table and said he’d never seen an Odyssey² before, but he had once accidentally bought a Wico trakball for the system, thinking it would work on his 2600. I told him he had picked up a rare treasure indeed, and then he said “Do you want to see it? I can go to my room and get it.” I think you can guess my answer! He came back a few minutes later and left it with me – an honest-to-God and very rare Odyssey² trakball – while he went and browsed the other tables.

OKGE 2003One thing about Wico’s Odyssey trakball is that it requires an AC adapter, something Kent pointed out to me after looking at the back of the controller – and something which wasn’t in the box. I had a few assorted items like that with me, but I wasn’t about to fry someone’s holy grail by misjudging the voltage required. I’m guessing that there’s not enough juice flowing through the Odyssey joystick I/O ports to power the trakball’s sensors. As it was, the fire button did work, but the controller itself was dead without power – my characters on any given game just descended to the bottom of the screen instantly. I tried it out with Killer Bees and UFO, two games that seemed like they’d be good candidates for trakball control. When the owner of the trakball returned to retrieve his treasure, I told him he could probably make decent money off of eBay with it – but I also gave him my web site’s business card and told him I’d be more than happy to buy it off of him too! Sadly, I didn’t get his name. But holy cow, I got to get my hands on a Wico Odyssey trakball – and not in Las Vegas, amazingly enough. I’ll keep everyone updated on my attempts to acquire this item! If I had brought cash with me, I would’ve made OKGE 2003him an offer on the spot. Wow. (Editor’s note: I was later able to acquire the trackball for my collection, and it has returned to the show many times.)

Other rarities were on hand in a locked cabinet of museum items on loan from Curt Vendel. I didn’t get to grope those items though! It’s funny – I’d just seen the Atari Mindlink controller, the Atari 5100 (a more compact 5200 variant), and the clear-casing 7800 mere weeks before at CGE, and I hadn’t expected to see them again so soon.

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OKGE 2003Warpzone, Vintage Stock and other vendors had very busy tables, packed with boxed games, semi-rare titles, loose carts, you name it. And just like at CGE, I wanted to buy every single one of ’em.

Having gotten at least one sharp reminder about on-the-spot financial management at CGE, however, I abstained this time around.

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OKGE 2003For those not into old-school goodness, Tulsa’s own Strike Zone LAN gaming source, was on hand for a frag-fest. Other systems represented included Intellivision, the exceedingly rare Amiga CD32 on display at Brian “icbrkr” Green’s table (no relation, really), Vectrex, every flavor of Atari you can imagine (including the Jaguar and the home computers), even the Bally Astrocade.

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Behind every show, there’s a carefully coordinated backstage operation – unless you’re talking about the area behind the Phosphor Dot Fossils table. I brought about twice as much stuff as I needed, and some of it – like the Odyssey overlays and light rifle – wasn’t seen by anyone. But at least I knew where my towel was.

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Kent’s clearly the best Odyssey pitchman since Sinatra. (Note Q*Bert on the Odyssey².)

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For those seeking a less stressful multi-player experience, you could go up against “Dr. Mario Kart” himself, Shane Kukiattikoon – and get $1,000 if you could beat him. I don’t think anyone came away from those machines one grand richer today, though.

OKGE 2003Finally, close to the planned closing time for the show, the crowd thinned out, and some vendors broke down their displays and hit the road ahead of schedule (but some of them, like Warpzone, had a very long drive home ahead of them). Jess had time to get a few games in (and so did his mom – 2600 Frogger, no less!), and we still had people playing the Odyssey (and nothing else – I had time play the PS1 and Odyssey², and set myself up a mean game of Missile Command complete with trakball). And before you know it, the show’s over, the crowd’s gone, and everybody’s packing their wares. I suppose I must have OKGE 2003been in denial – by the time Kent and I broke down the Phosphor Dot Fossils display, AtariAge was the only other vendor left, and Jess and his family were trying to get his gear packed up.

It sounds more and more like there will be another OKGE in 2004, and I’m up for it – and this time, I may do something nutty and sign up for more table space.

Lessons learned from my first shot at being an exhibitor:

  1. OKGE 2003Don’t leave the most popular system in the corner. I had the Odyssey in a corner where people were crunched up against the Hardestys’ high-score competition table. I should’ve taken a moment to move the necessary gear to the other side of my table to make things more accessible. Then again, the Odyssey had so little downtime, I’m not sure I could’ve done so without upsetting anyone. Next year, the Odyssey will be back – and it’ll be front and center.
  2. OKGE 2003More signage! As if I could’ve possibly squeezed the Phosphor Dot Fossils logo onto one more thing. But I should’ve had instructions for every single game I brought with me to display. Some of the PS1 and Odyssey² stuff, people wouldn’t touch – because it was just sitting there and because I was a bit sleepy to try to be a carny for it. The Odyssey, on the other hand – well, basically, it’s just like Pong. Everyone knows how to play it.
  3. More unique games. I had high hopes that the prospect of playing Robotron or Crazy Climber with that big beautiful double joystick would make some folks happy, but hardly anyone touched those games. I had Galaxian3 with me, along with a multi-tap and four standard dual-shock controllers. I should have hooked that puppy up. I guess if someone can play it at home with MAME, a fancy joystick isn’t going to make it any more exciting. And as for the retro arcade compilations, I quickly discovered that nothing’s as certain as the fact that some hapless soul will unknowingly walk away, having punched some button combination that leaves the machine he was just on stuck displaying a warning about having no memory card. In Kanji.
  4. OKGE 2003Get more sleep. Pretty self-explanatory.
  5. Don’t leave home without Kent. I would’ve been in very, very serious trouble without his help – both at the show and driving home, when I started to fall asleep at the wheel. Time to put him on the virtual payroll (hopefully he’s okay with working this next year for virtual pay).
  6. Bring a gazillion dollars. Because I want Star Fire for the 2600 and that Sinistar marquee.

OKGE had a great showing and excellent organization for a first-time show. OKGE v2.0 can’t help but be even better. If you’re in the mid-south area, keep an eye open for the next show in about a year – this is one to watch. It’s not CGE, but it doesn’t need to be – if you recall my CGE 2003 report, I kicked myself for missing keynote presentations, and yet I would’ve missed out on playing games and meeting people – both forum acquaintances and otherwise – if I had gone to every one of them. There’s room for both kinds of shows.

See you next year!

Katamari Damacy

Katamari DamacyOrder this gameYou control the pint-sized Prince, whose dad, the massive King of All Cosmos, seems to have inadvertently blotted out every star in the night sky. Now, your old man is sending you on a mission to go down to Earth – a planet blessed with a lot of stuff – to gather that stuff into large sticky clumps called katamari. You start out small, picking up tiny everyday items like pushpins and matchsticks, but as your katamari grows in size, it can pick up larger objects – frogs and mice, crabs, dogs and cats, people, cows, cars, trees, and eventually even things like buildings and giant squids. At the beginning of each stage, you’re tasked to accumulate enough stuff to grow your katamari to a predetermined diameter, and once the timer runs out for that stage, your katamari is either launched into the sky to become a new star (don’t ask us about the astrophysics on this one, because this game’s universe throws the whole hydrogen-and-helium thing out the window), or the King of All Cosmos returns to chide you for your puny efforts and makes you start again. There’s also a split-screen battle mode where two players can not only build up their katamari, but hurl their katamari at each other; a katamari of sufficient size can engulf your opponent and his katamari too! (Namco, 2004)

Katamari DamacyMemories: I love Namco. When I go looking up my favorite classic arcade games of all time, they’re almost all by Namco. And some of them are so strange. I mean, think about Pac-Man on a purely conceptual level. Or Dig Dug. Or Phozon. Now apply the same attempt at a logical explanation to Katamari Damacy. (Good luck.) Give up? Even a generation later, Namco’s still turning out some great, offbeat, innovative, fun games.

Kill The Attacking Aliens

Kill The Attacking AliensAliens are attacking several idyllic locales on Earth, and it’s your job to fend off the attack. Not only are you charged with blasting the aliens themselves out of the sky, but you must intercept as much of their incoming fire as possible before it hits targets on the ground. If you save the various trees and cars and castles and trains and boats and whatnot, not only have you earned the gratitude of the human race, you get big bonus points too, and we all know which is more important. Your highly maneuverable ship is equipped with shields which allow you to absorb the impact of collisions with the alien ships, as well as protecting you from direct hits from their weapons. But each hit and collision takes a significant chunk out of your shields. You can replenish them with power-ups left behind by fallen aliens, but when your shields run out and your ship takes another hit, your alien-killing days are over. (Soren Gust [published by Packrat Video Games], 2004)

Memories: Let me go back and read that again. Shields and power-ups and scores into the thousands? Did I just write that about an Odyssey² game? Yes. Yes, I did. Five years in the making, Kill The Attacking Aliens (a.k.a. KTAA) is one of those projects that demonstrates everything that is good about homebrew games for classic consoles.

Planet Lander!

Planet Lander!Buy this gameThe Game: Your spaceship falls toward a forbidden, craggy landscape where there’s only one safe landing spot. Using your ship’s landing engine, you have to guide it down to the surface for a picture-perfect landing – not too fast, not at an angle, and without running out of fuel in the process. After each successful landing, you move on to another world, and another spaceship in need of your piloting skills. (Ted Sczcypiorski [published by Packrat Video Games], 2004)

Memories: So, another iteration of Lunar Lander for my amusement. You may be thinking to yourself, “I’m already trying not to crash-land my ship in Out Of This World!, so why would I want to do the same here?” The answer is simple – where the aforementioned classic Odyssey² spaceship-landing title gives you control of nothing but thrust, Planet Lander gives you the whole crap-your-pants-and-hold-your-breath-while-you-look-for-a-place-to-set-down-in-the-Sea-of-Tranquility shebang. So to speak. It’s on a par with Lunar Lander for replay value, and boasts unusually intricate graphics for an Odyssey² game, homebrew or otherwise.

Pong For Odyssey²!

Pong For Odyssey²!Travel back in time to the dawn of interactive electronic games. Pong For Odyssey² offers a standard two-player version of the classic video table tennis game, as well as electronic recreations of the analog version of the game available on the first home game Buy this gamesystem, the Magnavox Odyssey. (Renè Van Den Enden [published by Packrat Video Games], 2004)

Memories: Odyssey² homebrews are a lovely thing to behold, and this is a game that you’d think would have been done sooner on this machine – especially with Magnavox’s claim to fame as the first company to manufacture and distribute a home video game system in the United States (or anywhere else for that matter). In the end, it took 25 years to get a Pong game on this console.

Capcom Classics Collection

Capcom Classics CollectionBuy this gameThe Game: Relive the golden years of arcades through the latest retro compilation disc, Capcom Classics Collection. CCC contains 22 classic arcade games along with tons of unlockable artwork, music and more. (Capcom, 2005, for Sony Playstation 2)

Memories: It is impossible to deny the impact retrogaming has had on the gaming industry. Those of us who spent our youth hanging out in smoke-filled arcades are now the prime videogame demographic. Many of us have spent hundreds if not thousands of dollars on games, and the companies from our childhood have figured out a way to tap into that cash flow – through retro compilation discs. It’s taken a while for companies to get the formula right; too few games or to high of a price, and consumers complain (or simply avoid) your package. Developers (particularly Sega) have experimented with “updated” versions of classic games, which have been met with mixed reviews. In 2005, manufacturers seem to have dialed in to what consumers want – arcade ports of 20 or more games for $20. Bonus features are a plus.

Doctor Who: Attack Of The Graske

Doctor Who: Attack Of The GraskeThe Game: Somewhere in London, an alien menace is in the early stages of hatching a plan for world domination, and since he’s dropped Rose off to take part in an important historical event (namely, the 1979 Abba concert at Wembley Stadium), the Doctor asks you to help him find it. After the Doctor ties into your remote control with his sonic screwdriver, your first task is to monitor a seemingly normal family at Christmastime for any hints of alien incursion. The Doctor suspects the alien is a Graske, who invades worlds by replacing people, one at a time, with duplicates that he controls. Once spotted, the Graske leads the TARDIS on a wild goose chase through the time vortex, and the Doctor relies on you to help him operate his timeship’s controls in rapid succession. The chase leads back to Earth, but in an earlier era, where the Graske decides to try launching his invasion at a more vulnerable point in Earth’s history. It’s up to you to spot the Graske and then to accompany the Doctor to the Graske’s home planet, where you have to crack the codes to break into the creature’s inner sanctum and then put an end to his invasion plans. (BBC Interactive, 2005)

Memories: Available to viewers of the BBC’s Freeview and digital satellite services, Attack Of The Graske admittedly doesn’t have tremendous replay value. It’s the TV equivalent of a choose-your-own-adventure book, with only one right answer for each multiple-choice decision point. (I suppose that also makes it a latter-day descendant of Dragon’s Lair.)

The Incredible Hulk: Ultimate Destruction

The Incredible Hulk: Ultimate DestructionOrder this gameThe Game: Hulk Smash. Okay, he runs, jumps, punches and throws stuff too in this action-packed game, but mostly he just smashes. Instantly theraputic for anyone who’s ever wanted to hit anything, The Incredible Hulk: Ultimate Destruction allows players to use the Hulk (and just about any item he comes across) to destroy his enemies and the environment around him. (Vivendi Universal, 2005)

Memories: Within five minutes of launching this game for the first time, I had destroyed a dozen tanks with my bare fists, knocked two helicopters out of the sky by throwing boulders at them, and killed an enemy soldier by beating him to death with a cow. If that’s not a recipe for fun, I don’t know what is.

Namco Museum: 50th Anniversary

Namco Museum: 50th AnniversaryBuy this gameThe Game: To commemorate their 50th Anniversary, Namco has released pixel-perfect translations of sixteen of their greatest classic arcade games, all on one budget-priced disc. (Namco, 2005)

Memories: Namco Museum: 50th Anniversary brings sixteen classic arcade games such as Pac-Man, Galaga and Dig Dug directly into your living room. All the games play exactly like their upright counterparts, and they should by now; this is at least the third time Namco has released ported versions of these arcade games to the home console market.

Taito Legends

Taito LegendsBuy this gameThe Game: Taito, the developer behind classics games such as Space Invaders and Bubble Bobble, is the latest videogame developer to release a retro arcade compilation. Taito Legends brings 29 classic videogames direct from the arcade to your Xbox, PS2 and PC. (Taito, 2005, for Xbox, Playstation 2 and PC)

Memories: While skimming the list of games included in Taito Legends, I realized that I have memories associated with almost half of them. I remember playing Rastan at the local bowling alley, Operation Wolf at the skating rink (while wearing roller skates, no less), Bubble Bobble at the corner convenience store and Space Invaders at Photon, our local laser tag arena back in the 80’s. There’s no denying that Taito has been a driving force in the arcade industry since its inception. Throughout the 1950s and 60s Taito produced pinball machines, arcade cranes, and jukeboxes, but it wasn’t until the release of Space Invaders in 1978 (released in the US by Midway) that the company became a blip on America’s radar.

Tecmo Classic Arcade

Tecmo Classic ArcadeBuy this gameThe Game: Turn your Xbox into a virtual 80’s arcade with Tecmo Classic Arcade, the newest retro compilation disc to hit home consoles. (Tecmo, 2005, for Xbox)

Memories: Someone has definitely not been saving the best for last. Tecmo Classic Arcade follows a long line of classic arcade compilations which have been released this summer, including Capcom Classics Collection, Namco Museum: 50th Anniversary, Taito Legends and Midway’s Arcade Treasures 3. Unfortunately, no matter how you slice it, Tecmo’s game collection simply doesn’t stand up against the competition.

Star Wars Battlefront II

Star Wars Battlefront IIOrder this gameThe Game: Fight on the front lines of the Star Wars galaxy’s biggest battles. Choose your weapons or take control of a battle-ready vehicle. Battle across the ice fields of Hoth, the forests of Endor, the swamps of Dagobah, the Jedi Temple on Coruscant, the searing lava flows of Mustafar, and in the vastness of space. Play as a Clone Trooper, a Super Battle Droid, a Stormtrooper, a Rebel Soldier, a Jedi, and more. (Lucasarts, 2005)

Memories: This sequel to last year’s Battlefront promised a lot of improvements over that first game and whole new elements. The game delivers admirably on both accounts.

Classic Gaming Expo 2005

After the jam-packed 2003 show, Classic Gaming Expo tried to broaden both its audience and its variety of guests of honor by moving to California – literally right into the heart of Silicon Valley, where so many stories of the industry pioneers started. Sadly, I had to miss the 2004 Expo (which featured none other than Apple Computer co-founder Steve Wozniak) due to financial concerns; I had just bought a house that year and taking a trip to California in the same 12-month period just wasn’t on. In 2005, though, I was able to swing the trip, and as always it was worth it.

The Hyatt in BurlingamePart museum, part lecture, part arcade and part flea market, Classic Gaming Expo is the king of retrogaming events. Just walking onto the show floor to be greeted by the sight of dozens of vintage (and working) arcade games, and vendors’ tables filled with hundreds of cartridges for various old-school systems, is enough to make any vintage gamer feel like a kid in a candy store.

For those of us interested in the history behind these games, CGE is a double treat, because this is where you’ll find the people who lived that history. This year’s guest speakers included founding Atari engineers Al Alcorn, Steve Bristow and Steve Mayer, Fairchild Channel F inventor Jerry Lawton, the Blue Sky Rangers (the collective of programmers who created the vast majority of the Intellivision games and now own the rights to continue marketing those games on such platforms as handhelds and cell phones), and the programmers who founded the first third-party game software companies, Activision and Imagic.

Another handy place to find history is in the CGE Museum. Packed wall-to-wall with rarities, unreleased prototypes, impossible-to-find promotional items and merchandise and tons of other things that truly earn the description “one of a kind,” the Museum is a trip down memory lane and into a world of things you’ve never seen before. This year, the Museum included Al Alcorn’s hand-wired Pong prototype, the same one that legendarily got its milk jug coin collection box jammed after only a few hours in a San Francisco bar called Andy Capp’s. While most of the Museum items are out in the open where you can inspect them up close (indeed, a guard at the door asked me to leave my bag with him or I couldn’t go in), the Pong prototype machine – a custom-made, bar-top cabinet containing hand-made controls, unique one-off circuitry, and a cheap B&W TV set – was, quite rightly, under glass. And why not? It’s the prototype of the very first successful arcade game, and the first arcade game made by Atari. It’s earned a place under glass.

And for those who come with a pocket full of quarters, or other currency, you could save those for the many vendors’ booths. I spent much of my time (and money) at Pack Rat Video Games, where Jarett not only cut me a great deal on a hard-to-find Atari Video Cube cartridge, but also demonstrated a new Odyssey² homebrew called Mr. Roboto. This new game, by Planet Lander author Ted Szczypiorski, is essentially a new spin on the vintage computer game Archon, for one or two players, and it’s a heck of a lot of fun. I also spent plenty of time and dough at the 4Jays.com booth, where there were decent prices on shelves and shelves of boxed games for many systems. Their area was set up like aisles of a store, which certainly brought back more than a few memories of window shopping.

Messiah Entertainment was on hand to show off their new Generation NEX console, a hybrid machine that plays both NES cartridges and their Japanese Famicom counterparts (which, despite being essentially the same hardware, had completely different cartridge slot configurations). Despite taking pre-orders on the Generation NEX with the promise that one could pick up one’s order at CGE, they had only eight prototype consoles on hand; apparently the shipment of production models hadn’t made it past customs in time for the show. It’s an impressive, attractive and surprisingly tiny machine, compatible with either your favorite wired NES controllers or Messiah’s dandy wireless controllers. Even with the added delay, this is one piece of retrogaming gear that looks to be worth the wait.

To be fair, though, every show has its drawbacks, and CGE is no exception. I only had a few gripes with the show, but they seem fairly substantial. My biggest one had to do with the keynotes and panel discussions. These are really the heart of CGE, the one area where none of the other gaming conventions can compare. Past CGE keynote speakers have included Ralph Baer, Nolan Bushnell, Steve Wozak, Al Alcorn, Tim Skelly and many others – in a nutshell, a healthy majority of the major players in the American video and computer gaming industry. You don’t get an audience with these people every day, and you sure as hell don’t get to personally ask them questions or thank them for their contributions every day. So I find it more than a little annoying that people can’t silence their cell phones, pagers, or the free Dragon Boy games handed out to guests and attendees who stayed at the Hyatt. I know this was just a silly little convention for fans of old video games, not a world peace conference, but all the same…it’s outrageously rude. I found the sound of the little handheld Dragon Boy games to be the most enervating thing to hear during a keynote – if you’re going to sit in on a panel and play a game, quietly or otherwise, instead of listening to the folks whose work made that game possible…you’re wasting everyone’s time. I wouldn’t think that an announcement or a posted sign insisting on people shutting off games, pagers and phones would’ve been necessary, and I don’t blame the CGE organizers for not having one posted, because you’d think it wouldn’t be needed…but it looks like one is needed for the future.

Another persistent problem during the keynotes had to do with the house audio system; either there was no amplification for those speaking, or there was too much, or the thing was cranked up to the point of creating annoying feedback. (I think Activision alumnus Alan Miller did something that everybody in the room secretly wanted to do when he reached over, during the Activision Vs. Imagic panel, and quietly unplugged the offending microphone that was creating most of the feedback.) I’m not sure what the answer to this problem is, short of appointing someone to be a full-time audio engineer for the keynotes, but it had the unfortunate side-effect of occasionally making things seem a little less than professional.

That said, there were also at least two of the alumni who didn’t make their scheduled appearance either, one of whom was going to be a solo speaker. While the guest speakers and other visiting industry pioneers aren’t paid for their attendance, it was a little disappointing to see this happen this year. I’m taking it for granted that these absences were an extenuating-circumstances sort of thing that couldn’t be avoided.

The announcement was made, mere days before this year’s Classic Gaming Expo, that the retrogaming hobby’s biggest gathering will be taking a one-year vacation before returning for a promised “tenth anniversary extravaganza” in 2007. Despite all the fun that I’ve had both years that I’ve attended CGE, maybe this is a good time to hit the pause button. And it probably isn’t a bad thing.

In the years since CGE became “big,” a lot of other shows have popped up. There are now retrogaming conventions in several states on an annual or nearly-annual basis all competing for – when it comes down to it – many of the same sponsors and attendees and guests of honor. When a lot of those sponsors are small, run-out-of-somebody’s-home businesses, not many of them can afford to hit a show in California, and then in Austin or Dallas, and then in Tulsa City, and then in Milwaukee, and then in Cincinnati, and then in Philadelphia. When more than one convention lands on the same date, in two cities across the country from each other, the hobby has reached not so much a saturation point as an overkill point. Turn every hot water tap in the house, and before long, you’ve got no hot water left in the tank. The past two years have been replete with tales of sponsors and vendors not reaching the break-even point on their expenses for their various trips, let alone turning any kind of profit, to say nothing of the people who are pouring their time and effort and not-inconsiderable amounts of money into organizing the shows.

In the past 12 months, I myself have run booths at two OKGE/OVGE shows, and attended CGE, and attended a smaller get-together or two with friends of mine in the hobby. Maybe, for a little while, the latter is what those of us in the hobby need to be reminded of – returning to the living room of yesteryear where a few friends would come over and crash on your couch, mess up your house, drink all your soft drinks and play all your games. There’s been a lot of emphasis placed on programming, releasing, selling and buying homebrew games in recent years, to the degree that even the hobbyist programmers turning out these marvels of microcode are being held to (or at least relentlessly reminded of) release dates, as if they’re some kind of major publisher. In short, there’s been a bit too much emphasis on turning the retrogaming hobby into Big Business.

And for all of that Big Business thinking, there’s been very little emphasis on keeping things viable by keeping up with the ever-changing definition of “retro.” Don’t get me wrong, I buy several homebrew games a year for the Atari 2600 and the Odyssey², and I’m grateful for the brilliant programmers who continue to make new games for these systems and the vendors who continue to make them available in cartridge form. But the hobby is seeing a fresh influx of people who consider N64 and the original Playstation to be retro, and the hobby isn’t keeping up. Perhaps the reason that some of the vendors and the shows aren’t making money is because the “retro” demographic is changing and they aren’t.

As much as it may disappoint regular attendees for CGE to take a year off, it may be one of the best things for the hobby. And when it comes back, it’ll be just as much fun again, if not more.

Calculator!

Calculator!The Game: The Odyssey²’s keyboard and processing power are at your disposal for any number of mathematical tasks. If you can do it on an adding machine or a low-end handheld scientific calculator, you can do it on Calculator! Buy this gametoo. (PackratVG.com / Rene Van Den Enden, 2006)

Memories: It’s difficult to really “review” this cartridge, as it’s not a game, and unlike, say, Type & Tell, it can’t even be twisted into one. So you’ll have to forgive me for forgoing the usual “X out of 5” rating system for this homebrew release.

Centipede / Breakout / Warlords

Centipede / Breakout / WarlordsBuy this gameThe Game: Shoot, break and destroy your way through Centipede, Breakout and Warlords, three classic Atari games now available for your Game Boy Advance. (DSI Games/Atari, 2006)

Memories: Two of DSI’s retro compilations for the Game Boy Advance are fairly similar in composition: there’s this one, the Centipede / Breakout / Warlords package, and the Millipede / Super Breakout / Lunar Lander compilation. Centipede and Millipede (its sequel) are comparable, as are Breakout and Super Breakout (again, a sequel), making the main difference between the two packages Warlords vs. Lunar Lander.

Celestia

CelestiaThe Game: Not a game, but a powerful (and free) space simulator, Celestia lets you pick what celestial bodies you observe, from any distance or close-up. You can tell Celestia to put convenient labels on any or all of the heavenly objects, or none of them, and even pick a minimum magnitude for background stars. But they’re not just wallpaper – you can click on and travel to any one of them, and you can follow them in a variety of ways. Add-on packages offer everything from updated imagery and orbital information for real planets, moons, comets and vehicles, as well as fictional add-ons for those who are feeling a bit fanciful. (Celestia Development Group, 2006)

Download this gameMemories: When I was a teenager, at the height of the Halley\s Comet craze in 1985, the top notch solar system simulation on a home computer was a simple game called The Halley Project, released for the Apple II and Commodore 64. Now, some 22 years later, though, instead of having to navigate 12 whole constellations to find my way to large white featureless blobs that have a handful of smaller featureless blobs orbiting them, an open-source PC solar system simulator called Celestia has finally delivered the space exploration program I’ve always wanted – for free, no less.

Conquest Of Mars

Conquest Of MarsBuy this gameThe Game: The enemy in an interplanetary war has gone underground, and you’re piloting the ship that’s taking the fight to him. But he hasn’t just hidden away in a hole; he’s hidden away in a very well-defended hole. As if it wasn’t already going to be enough of a tight squeeze navigating subterranean caverns on Mars, you’re now sharing that space with enemy ships and any number of other fatal obstacles. (Fortunately, the enemy also leaves copious numbers of helpful fuel depots for you too.) Once you fight your way to the bottom of the cave, you plant charges on the enemy mothership – meaning that now you have to escape the caverns again, and fast. (John Champeau / AtariAge.com, 2006)

Memories: As much as Caverns Of Mars caught fire on the Atari home computers, you’d think it would’ve been a shoo-in for the company’s consoles. Now, at least, 2600 owners who resisted stepping up to the mighty Atari 8-bit computers can reap the reward for 20+ years of patience. John Champeau, the programmer who finally made good on Coleco’s unfulfilled promise to bring the arcade sleeper hit Ladybug to the 2600, has struck again.

Gauntlet / Rampart

Gauntlet / RampartThe Game: DSI strikes again with Gauntlet and Rampage, two nearly perfect arcade conversions for the Game Boy Advance. In Gauntlet you’ll trade shots with ghosts, demons, and Death himself. In Rampart you’ll defend your ground and exchange buckshot with more worldly enemies. (DSI Games/Atari, 2006)

Memories: Gauntlet will be forever imbedded in my mind as the first four-player cooperative quarter eater. From the day I first saw it way back in seventh grade, the game has always held a special place in my heart. At least that’s the story I told my wife as I was moving a vintage Gauntlet arcade cabinet into our home gameroom.

Millipede / Super Breakout / Lunar Lander

Millipede / Super Breakout / Lunar LanderThe Game: Relive exciting arcade action on your Gameboy Advance with the latest game pack from DSI Games. Millipede, Super Breakout and Lunar Lander, three classic games from Atari, are waiting for you! (DSI Games/Atari, 2006)

Memories: DSI Games‘ latest game pack consists of three games, Super Breakout (1978), Lunar Lander (1979), and Millipede (1982). DSI has a consistent track record of offering gamers two newer games (Gauntlet/Rampart, Paperboy/Rampage, Spy Hunter/Super Sprint) or three classic games (Pong/Asteroids/Yars’ Revenge, Centipede/Breakout/Warlords) per pack. This pack contains three classic Atari games, although none of them will hold your attention for long.

Mr. Roboto!

Mr. Roboto!Buy this gameThe Game: Robots, commanded by the CPU which is in turn commanded by you, take up positions on a battlefield grid. The two opposing armies converge, and if two robots lae square, the action zooms in on that portion of the battlefield so the two can fight it out. When one robot’s energy is exhausted by the other’s attacks or by coming into contact with energy pulses bouncing around the arena, that robot is forfeited and the action returns to the grid. The CPUs can transmit viruses to any enemy robot on the grid, stealing half of that robot’s speed or hit points, or halting it altogether. Robots can attack the enemy CPU, but the CPU has a more robust defensive mechanism at its disposal than the average robot… (Ted Sczcypiorski [published by Packrat Video Games], 2006)

Memories: Yet another Odyssey² homebrew is charting impressive new territory for a classic console that many consider to be underpowered. And yet, what we have here in Mr. Roboto! is essentially Archon – a classic computer game that didn’t appear on a console until the NES. And yet here it is running on one of the 8-bit era’s underdogs, and running quite nicely, thank you very much.

Puzzle Piece Panic

Puzzle Piece Panic!The Game: Interconnecting puzzle pieces are spewed out of the sky by the Tetrad Ejection Device (T.E.D.) and drift down the screen in a pre-defined area. You can rotate them for better placement (or at least rotate them to achieve the least worst effect); filling an Buy this gameentire horizontal line clears that line and lowers the amount of clutter left on the screen. As more lines are cleared, the pieces fall faster – and it doesn’t get any easier for you to catch up. (Ted Szczypiorski / PackratVG.com, 2007)

Memories: It doesn’t take a master’s degree to see that this game is clearly a version of Tetris for the almost 30-year-old Odyssey² console, but that doesn’t make it any less fun. Puzzle Piece Panic is a combination of a great game with a fond tribute to the finest Magnavox/Philips tradition of changing the name and some minor details to create a “near-beer” version of a popular title. (In the interest of full disclosure, I’ll admit to having had a hand in some of these homages to the hyperbolic Magnavox marketing style, including the game’s name.)

Wii Play

Wii PlayThe Game: Wii Play gathers a collection of mini-games in one place, from fishing, billiards and target shooting to a futuristic hockey game and tank battles, each showcasing different ways that the Wii remote controls Buy this gamecan be used. (Nintendo, 2007)

Memories: As with Wii Sports, Wii Play is an easy-to-pick-up but hard-to-put-down grouping of fairly simple minigames. Some of the games in Wii Play simulate real sports, while others delve into more abstract areas of game play. That’s the good news, and the even better news is that just about all of them are fun, making this another all-in-one first-party home run for Nintendo – if anyone knows a dozen different ways to use the Wii controllers, it should be the folks who made the things.

OKGE 2004: Gaming In Green Country

OKGE 2004The second – and I really hope I’m not stepping too far out of line into the realm of wishful thinking in saying second annualOklahoma Gaming Exhibition was my only shot at making it to any of the retrogaming events in 2004. As much as I had wanted to go to CGE as well, I also became a homeowner in 2004 and learned the art of prioritizing, and a trip to San Jose just wasn’t possible this year. OKGE is only a two hour drive to Tulsa, however, so there was no way I was going to miss it. I don’t want to get any debate going by comparing OKGE to CGE, but I will say this: if the only gaming event one could attend in 2004 was OKGE, it’d be hard to ask for a better show.

OKGE ’04 was held in the much larger facility of the Marriott Southern Hills in Tulsa, actually not too far from the site of the previous year’s show. For a relatively small event like OKGE to effectively double its size and add such features as working arcade games and special guests of honor in the space of a single year is a quantum leap forward. This is a show that’s going to stick around. With the curious absence of the Austin Gaming Expo after its seemingly successful debut in summer 2003, OKGE is poised to become the mid-south classic gaming event.

There were more vendors and exhibitors this time around, with old pros and new additions among them. Jesse Hardesty and his wife Angel were tirelessly making sure everyone was set up (and fed too, thanks to show sponsors Subway and Krispy Kreme) and ready to go, and I can’t even begin to express how much their efforts were appreciated – they both ran themselves ragged the whole day.

For my part, I once again brought three primary systems to the show – the original Magnavox Odyssey (a specimen of the first-ever home video game console), its underdog descendent known as the Odyssey², and the Playstation with some retro arcade goodness, both import and otherwise. I also brought a boxload of working, battery-powered Coleco tabletop arcade machines, which were a huge hit, as well as numerous game-related toys and other memorabilia from my collection. Anyone who wanted to strike up a conversation or wondered how much anything was worth, or how it worked or its history, promptly got their ears talked off by yours truly. Kent Sutton came along again, holding the booth down while I stalked the OKGE floor snapping pictures.

OKGE DVD loopThe centerpiece of my display this year was meant to be an elaborate video loop chronicling the entire early history of video games, with key arcade games and home consoles front and center…but to my shock, the DVD player I brought along with me to play this loop was defective (it was a spare that we hadn’t taken out of the box and tried out before, and I didn’t bring a backup, so my apologies to those who wondered why the display went no further than 1980). This project will been seen in its entirety at next year’s OKGE – and I think you’ll like it even more. Loads of vintage commercials, clips from game-inspired cartoons, and well over a hundred shots of games in action that you may not have seen in years. So again, to anyone wondering where the display went – my apologies. It’ll be back next year.

As will I, after yet another great OKGE experience – there’s something about the southern-midwestern mindset that makes this show feel like home to me. When Kent and I hastily rearranged my display at around lunchtime to drop the video loop and get some real games going on that screen instead, the nice folks at Game Crazy loaned me a Playstation A/V cable when I discovered I hadn’t brought one. (Why I’d brought the PS1 to begin with, but no cable, is a mystery even to me – I’m not sure what I was thinking!) So, for the entire afternoon portion of OKGE, I was using a cable that someone else could have sold from their table – that’s the kind of friendly atmosphere that makes OKGE stand out, and that’s why I’ll keep coming back for more as long as the show is held.

That said, I’ll let the pictures tell the story now.

OKGE 2004 Pictures:

OKGE 2004: The OKGE Arcade

OKGE Arcade
OKGE Arcade
OKGE Arcade
OKGE Arcade
A sampling of the crowd attending OKGE 2004 at various times of the day.

OKGE Arcade
OKGE Arcade
OKGE Arcade
OKGE Arcade
OKGE ArcadeThe OKGE arcade had a nice sampling of classic and more recent coin-ops, from Battlezone and Gorf to a Neo-Geo cabinet and Namco Classic Collection. There was also a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles pinball machine on hand, and many of the coin-ops were for sale.

The rarest arcade game on display was the incredibly rare cocktail version of Joust, on sale for only $1,400 – a steal for that particular version of that game.

OKGE Arcade
OKGE Arcade

OKGE Arcade
OKGE Arcade
This Gorf cabinet was a beauty too – and played like a champ. Kicked my butt sixteen ways to Wednesday.

OKGE Tournaments
OKGE Tournaments
Jesse HardestyThe busy OKGE tournament table offered high-score contests as well as plain old door prize drawings, held every hour.

OKGE 2004’s mini-musuem included some classic consoles, from the original Magnavox Odyssey to specimens of the Fairchild Channel F, Bally Astrocade and Atari 2600, to nifty memorabilia like the Coleco tabletop arcade Pac-Man game and a Dragon’s Lair lunchbox.

At left, OKGE organizer Jesse Hardesty announces yet another prize winner. Hopefully Jesse’s grand prize after the show was over was some uninterrupted sleep – he’s earned it!

OKGE Ivory TowerAnd maybe after that, he can play some games on the Ivory Tower – a high-powered thing of beauty that he’s put together solely for the purpose of getting the biggest oomph out of DOS games.

One of the funniest sights of OKGE 2004 was the opening of an observation window that I didn’t even know existed on the second floor, as people from another event peeked in on our show. Hey! Buy your tickets and get your hand stamped like everyone else!

OKGE interlopers

More About OKGE 2004:

OKGE 2004: The Phosphor Dot Fossils Booth

Various views of the Phosphor Dot Fossils display at OKGE 2004:
OKGE 2004: The Phosphor Dot Fossils Booth

OKGE 2004: The Phosphor Dot Fossils Booth

OKGE 2004: The Phosphor Dot Fossils Booth

OKGE 2004: The Phosphor Dot Fossils Booth

All set up and ready to go (though the Pac-Man record collection disappeared early in the day so we’d have a place to sell arcade marquees). Below, Kent mans the PDF booth.
OKGE 2004: The Phosphor Dot Fossils Booth

OKGE 2004: The Phosphor Dot Fossils Booth

Now playing: Crazy Climber on the Playstation with the double joystick (the way God intended us to play Crazy Climber).
OKGE 2004: The Phosphor Dot Fossils Booth

Now displaying: Japanese game music CDs and remixes rarely seen on these shores, including the Xevious 3D/G+ and Namco Classic Collection remix CDs, Taito Game Music and Konami Game Music Volume 1, and the Namco Classic Collection Volume 1 sound effects CD.
OKGE 2004: The Phosphor Dot Fossils Booth

Our collection of Tron Kubricks toys from Japan was also on display in its entirety, with Light Cycles zooming around the Phosphor Dot Fossils booth and even the MCP overseeing things!
OKGE 2004: The Phosphor Dot Fossils Booth

OKGE 2004: The Phosphor Dot Fossils Booth

Other vintage video game toys made a showing at the PDF booth, including a complete collection of original 1982 Tron action figures…
OKGE 2004: The Phosphor Dot Fossils Booth

…as well as several figures based on Q*Bert and his crazy capers.
OKGE 2004: The Phosphor Dot Fossils Booth

Other rarities on display included Odyssey² Power Lords and the ultra-rare Odyssey² trackball controller by Wico – one of only three known to exist, and the only one you can walk up to and play without it being “behind the ropes.”
OKGE 2004: The Phosphor Dot Fossils Booth

Also on display were our Coleco tabletop arcade machines, as well as the Sega Star Trek arcade poster, a Doctor Who pinball backglass, and a poster signed by the fine folks who programmed the classic Intellivision games.
OKGE 2004: The Phosphor Dot Fossils Booth

So many of my early gaming memories involve my family sitting around the Odyssey², so I was thrilled to see so many families drop by and sample our offerings.
OKGE 2004: The Phosphor Dot Fossils Booth

OKGE 2004: The Phosphor Dot Fossils Booth

But they weren’t the only ones who dropped by – Larry Dixon, formerly of Origin Systems and responsible for the 3-D “sets” in the Wing Commander games, stopped by (and signed Kent’s copy of Wing Commander 2, which vanished from the buck-a-game PC DOS game sale and went home with Kent after he also had it signed by “The Fat Man”!
Larry Dixon at OKGE 2004

Larry Dixon and Kent at OKGE 2004

The Magnavox Odyssey fascinated nearly everyone who saw it for the second year in a row – including some who played it at last year’s OKGE!
Magnavox Odyssey at OKGE 2004

They were also fascinated by the various Pac-Man and Donkey Kong collectibles. This picture was taken before it happened, but Lynda Baker added to the Pac-Man toy collection shortly before the show.
Pac-Man goodies at OKGE 2004

Wind-up Pac-ManAh, there’s the little fellow now. I used to have one of these Pac-Man wind-up toys some 20 years ago, and right before the doors opened to the public, Lynda from Lynda’s Action Figures in Stillwater, OK came up to me and offer me the first shot at this little guy, and at a discounted price too. Just another example of the great friendly atmosphere at OKGE 2004.

Signed by the Fat ManThe back of the Intellivision poster, signed by George “The Fat Man” Sanger himself. We couldn’t find a silver ink pen for him, but he came up with the gag of signing the backboard because “the music is the last thing on the list…again!” (One of George’s earliest video game compositions was the theme for the Intellivision game Thin Ice, back when having music in a cartridge game was a luxury.) I would’ve gotten a picture of him signing it, but I was having such a great time chatting with him that I completely forgot to grab the camera.

One of these things kept the Phosphor Dot Fossils booth up and running. Another one of these things kept me up and running. I’ll let you guess which did which.
Power at OKGE 2004
Fatigue at OKGE 2004

OKGE 2004 Pictures: