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Gaming

The mad dash to the finish line

I’m in the middle of my mad preparation action:
PREPARATION A:
OVGE preparations
Boxed stuff is good. This box has balls. Trackballs, that is.
PREPARATION B:
More OVGE preparations
Coleco mini-arcade goodness awaits transport.
PREPARATION C:
Even more OVGE preparations
How rare is the stuff you’ll be seeing at OVGE this year, you ask? Is this rare enough for ya?
PREPARATION D:
Wow, even MORE OVGE preparations!
Due to some technical difficulties with my Magnavox Odyssey, it won’t be coming to the show this year – it may be old hat to everyone else, but I always enjoy seeing it get so much playtime. Instead, my modded PS1 will appear, with the World’s Greatest PS1 Joystick, and retro arcade compilations aplenty, including many imports. Qix? Crazy Climber? 10 Yard Fight? Yeah, we got dat. The CDs on the right are imported game soundtracks – that’s what’ll be playing along with some music from the one and only Mr. Tony Fox.
By the way, I’ll have some Tony Fox CDs to sell at the show, but hit me up early – supplies are limited!
Olivia watches me pack for OVGE
This stuff is so cool, Olivia wishes she could come too.… Read more

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Home Base Television & Movies

In print.

You know, seeing my name printed, in someone else’s ink, on someone else’s dime, simply does not get old*.
Boarding The Enterprise
It’s a pretty good book overall – expect a full review soon in the book review section. Hopefully that’s not too much of a conflict of interests – I was asked to be a “fact checker” on the book earlier this year, making sure that there weren’t any glaring Star Trek mythology/historical errors that would make the essayists look like they didn’t know what they were talking about. (I found the idea that I was going to be fact-checking David Gerrold, D.C. Fontana, Eric Greene and Norman Spinrad enormously amusing.) I generally like the SmartPop books, and I think this one, personal bias aside, is my favorite to date. And of course – tell me you didn’t see this one coming – you can pick it up in theLogBook.com Store.
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Television & Movies

The other movie Enterprise.

I haven’t done one of my “famous film spaceship” things in a while, so here’s one that I’ve had the pictures sitting around for for ages and just haven’t gotten around to organizing and writing.
Though it seems like the buzz about a J.J. Abrams-produced Star Trek movie is going to put off the inevitable retrospectives of the later movies in the series, I still have to stick with my assessment that, at some point in the future, 1994’s Star Trek: Generations is going to be looked upon as the conceptual jewel in the crown of the TNG movies. It seems like it’s really the only one of the four TNG films to even attempt the exploration of a science fiction idea (in this case the Nexus), even if its treatment of that concept suddenly takes a weird right turn in the last 20 minutes that’s never fully explained (the whole bit with Picard and Kirk apparently simply choosing to leave the Nexus and go back just a li’l bit in time). Malcolm McDowell is certainly the TNG movie villain with the most staying power (but I’m biased, as he’s a favorite actor of mine), and Generations also edges out Nemesis (for killing off Data) and First Contact (for re-inventing the Borg) for having the most lasting impact on Trek fiction as a whole (for killing off Kirk). (I also think a reassessment of the movie’s music is long overdue – as much as I love Jerry Goldsmith’s work, it all started to sound similar toward the end of his Trek tenure, and Generations represents, hands-down, some of the best music Dennis McCarthy ever put in front of an orchestra.)
But Generations is also fascinating for what it shows us. Without revamping the exterior of the Enterprise-D for her final voyage, it presents us with significant changes to the well-worn interior sets. What do all these new additions do, and why? Read on, true believers.
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Television & Movies

On Deck 78

Having plumbed the depths of the Discovery from 2001, I’m setting my sights this time around on a more mainstream target. In the intro to the 2001 set design piece, I mentioned that the net is oversaturated with photos of nearly everything Star Wars, Doctor Who and Star Trek related. And while I still think this is true, one has to remember that Trek fandom has a somewhat selective memory. For me, the best-looking ship interiors ever to grace the screen in the Trek franchise were seen in what was, for many years, the lowest ebb of the franchise.
One of the things I loved about TNG was the look of the Enterprise. I loved how Herman Zimmerman designed the sets for the ship’s central locale (and thus setting the template for future production designer Richard James to follow after his departure), and I adored those touch-screen computer interface graphics designed by Michael Okuda – “Okudagrams,” as they quickly became known in the Trek art department (and later to fandom). But it wasn’t until 1989 that I saw those two elements married to the more functional, less-living-room-esque design of the original Enterprise bridge as laid out by Matt Jeffries, with the console silhouettes developed for the movie era by the late Mike Miner. While it’s impossible to deny that this was the darkest hour of the original crew since the final scene of Turnabout Intruder, I must admit to absolutely loving one thing about Star Trek V: The Final Frontier…and that is the Enterprise herself.
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Music Television & Movies

Whither Star Trek…soundtracks?

The Enterprise from Star Trek: The Next GenerationI had the occasion to respond to an e-mail from a reader of the site this week who was inquiring about any possible news of new Star Trek TV soundtrack releases, and the more I thought about it, the more I thought it was a really good idea. The worst we can get is a “no, not gonna happen.” Feel free to pass the URL for this entry along to your Trek-music-hungry friends. Here’s an excerpt from my reply to the e-mail.

To make matters even more complicated, there’s the current status of Trek (not exactly the most favorite Paramount property ever under the current regime at Paramount/Viacom/CBS) and the status of the label that used to do virtually all of the Trek TV soundtrack releases. Quite a few of the staff at GNP Crescendo seem to have defected in the past few years to a newer indie label, La La Land Records, which does not have the Star Trek license; Crescendo no longer has the license to pursue new soundtrack releases, from what I understand, so we’re stuck between a studio that doesn’t give even the tiniest fraction of a flip about Star Trek right now, and no label in place to release stuff even if they could license it.
My best advice for right now is to write a nice e-mail or letter to La La Land Records and try to stir up some interest in a possible series of Star Trek episode score CDs, very much like their current “Farscape Classics” series, which gather every cue from two individual episodes on a single CD. (I’ve gotten the first one of those Farscape CDs, and I have to say, they’re really nice.) With the 20th anniversary of TNG coming next year, I’d like to think that maybe we could put a bug in their ear about this idea and start getting some TNG episode scores released – I’d personally love to have Q Who, Skin Of Evil, The Child, Peak Performance, 11001001, Datalore, and The Emissary on CD…and that’s just from a cursory glance of the first two seasons.
Give ’em a shout at www.lalalandrecords.com – the worst they can do is say no.

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ToyBox

Peg, it came back to me.

Previously, on Scribblings From The Public Restroom Stalls Of The Gods… you may remember a while back I was trying to come up with some simple, elegant, and zero-cost solution to a photography/video project I wanted to shoot for future use in the ToyBox portion of the site. Truth is, one idea had already occurred to me, though I had dismissed it as being a bit too cheap ‘n’ cheesy. In the end, it’s the one that came closest to working. But despite some of the inherent flaws – gravity, really, being the main one – I think the results were kinda cool. Since we’ve already had one wave of bad weather blow through, sleep is pretty much out for today (pity, that), so I thought I’d try to go ahead and knock this project out. Read on to see some of the pictures – and to see what crazily cheap-ass solution I came up with. … Read more

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Television & Movies

My Fan Flicka

“The wheel turns, does it not, Ambassador?”
Okay, that line’s from the first episode of Babylon 5, and at this point, Babylon 5 is about the only thing that hasn’t been recreated in fan-film form (though if you’re willing to put up with cheap visuals, there’s a clip in my multimedia section on the right-hand side of your screen proving that even the space battle stuff wouldn’t be completely impossible). But it fits the situation so well, I kinda have to use it.
In the 1990s, with Doctor Who cancelled and no new Doctor Who on the horizon, it fell to the fans to keep the saga alive. Fan writers went pro with Virgin Publishing’s New Adventures. Fan actors like Nicholas Briggs and Gary Russell produced audio plays set in the Doctor Who universe, making barely-legal use of existing sound FX records from the series itself, and not realizing they’d both be doing that as a full-time business venture with an actual BBC license (and completely legal use of those sound FX) by the end of the decade. And would-be movie makers like Bill Baggs and Keith Barnfather started taking little bits and pieces of the Doctor Who mythos and making their own movies.
UK copyright law has an interesting loophole that allowed this to happen without these amateur filmmakers getting sued into the 16mm film era. While the BBC owns the copyright to Doctor Who, the copyright in individual villains, aliens and companions lies with the writers who first created them. In other words, the BBC doesn’t own K-9 – Bob Baker and Dave Martin do. The BBC doesn’t own the Sontarans – the estate of the late, great Robert Holmes does. And so on. So these amateur filmmakers couldn’t even touch the Doctor, the TARDIS, or the Time Lords, or certain characters who had been created by the show’s producers (such as certain companions; K-9 wasn’t originally intended to be an ongoing companion, and in fact an ending of his debut Doctor Who adventure was filmed that left him behind). So the Sontarans, Draconians, the Brigadier, Sarah Jane Smith, and others got their own adventures sans the Doctor. (And just as often, other characters in their adventures would wind up being played by former Doctors and former Companions; Sophie “Ace” Aldred was a mainstay of the amateur film circuit.) Cheaper video technology and the emergence of desktop CG and editing made this possible, and even after the 1996 Doctor Who movie starring Paul McGann the fans’ cameras kept rolling.
It’s funny: Doctor Who is now riding high, with its last renewal giving it two more seasons. And Star Trek is, at least temporarily, history – and now it’s Trek that’s in the hands of the fans. The most visible of these endeavours, Star Trek: New Voyages, is making serious waves by inviting former writers and actors of real Star Treks past to join them – and they’re being taken up on their offer. George Takei and Grace Lee Whitney have agreed to star in the next “episode” produced by the team of amateur actors and filmmakers at New Voyages HQ in Ticonderoga, NY, and they’ll be taking part in a story scripted by TNG writers Michael Reaves and Marc Scott Zicree. And this comes right after another “episode,” currently in post-production, written by D.C. Fontana and starring Walter Koenig, due to be released for free download later this year. David Gerrold is also writing two scripts for the New Voyages, one a rewrite of a never-produced TNG season 1 script, and the other a sequel to The Trouble With Tribbles.
Wow. Now, to be fair, there are parallels here – pro writers like Terrance Dicks and Marc Platt participated in Doctor Who fan films, Mark Ayres scored some of them, and at least one fan film, The Airzone Solution, told a story completely unrelated to Who mythos but starring every Doctor from Jon Pertwee forward, with the exception of Tom Baker.
Needless to say, the shelf of Doctor Who “spinoff” videotapes on my shelf at home gives away how fond I am of these things. I’ve only just started watching the Star Trek: New Voyages stories, and while there’s an inherent fannish goofiness to them – Captain Kirk is played by an actor whose history includes a steady gig as an Elvis impersonator – I have to admire the craftsmanship of their meticulous reproduction of the classic Enterprise bridge, their uniforms, and their CG effects – roughly on par with early Babylon 5 (aha, there is a connection!) and light years ahead of what some of my friends and I used to do when we were cooking up our own fan-made spoofs in the early 90s.
There’s always going to be a debate about whether or not these people could be spending their time better coming up with something original, and just how far over the copyright lines they’re stepping. That’s a valid debate. But some of them, I suspect, just simply want to tell their own Star Trek stories. There’s a reason Who fans kept shining a light on little corners of the Whoniverse: they love the settings, characters, and backstories. They couldn’t even so much as mention the Doctor, but they could continue to explore the universe. The Trek fan flicks are a similar phenomenon; fan projects other than New Voyages are looking at original crews on ships and missions we haven’t seen before, so in a sense, much of the Trek fan film community is doing what the Who fans were doing ten years ago. The New Voyages gang, for good or ill, is getting so much attention precisely because they’re leaping right across that line and saying that these are, in fact, the voyages. Time will tell if it catches up with them in a legal sense; for the moment Paramount is turning a blind eye because they’re offering their productions, made with thousands of hours of volunteers’ time, as free downloads.
Then of course, there are the Lucasfilm-sanctioned Star Wars fan film competitions, where the vaults of Lucas’ sound effects are opened and things are left up to the fans’ twisted imaginations. In a sense, Lucasfilm has probably taken the best proactive approach possible that doesn’t involve alienating the fan base. Not that any other sectors of fandom are waiting for the intellectual property holders of the objects of their respective adorations to adopt a similar policy, mind you.
I guess what has me so fascinated with this is the amount of skill and creativity and, yeah, sometimes, just pure cheek that goes into these things. I admire that. It’s a better use of everyone’s time – both the fans making the stuff and the fans watching the stuff – than, say, re-editing Phantom Menace so there’s less Jar Jar.… Read more

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Christmas Haul 2005

Seems like I promised you fine folks a look at my Christmas haul a few days ago and then never followed up on it. Here ’tis.
Christmas 2005 stash
This is one of the Star Warsiest Christmases of my entire adulthood. We have here the “Rebuild Darth Vader” deluxe action figure, the Trivial Pursuit Star Wars DVD game, and another copy of the Tales Of The Jedi audio dramatization. (I’ll be exchanging that one; I already had a copy and could’ve sworn that my lovely wife knew about it, but then again, I got it just before November sweeps, a dark period where we just didn’t get to see each other, at all.) Also got the first two Planetary hardbacks (thanks Dave!), this year’s Hallmark Star Trek ship ornament (the movie-era Enterprise, still the best looking of the bunch), and some new work boots and gloves. Also, a book written by Apollo 15 astronaut Jim Irwin. I also got a Wal-Mart card, which finally helped me snag We Love Katamari (a.k.a. Katamari Damacy 2) and some blank DVDs, one of which now has the Doctor Who Christmas episode on it (OK, I’ll admit, I’m just showing off there). Also, I’d be remiss if I didn’t mention the three gifts my wife gave to me early (the travel Scrabble set and two CDs from the new Chronicles Of Narnia flick: the soundtrack itself and the ‘music inspired by…’ CD) and the complimentary copy of “Confessions Of The Game Doctor,” signed by none other than Bill Kunkel himself. Granted, that last one was so I could do a book review, but it was still darn nice of him to send it.
Anyway, this being the last entry for 2005, I’d like to throw out many thanks to my friends, family, internet cohorts and animals for putting up with me another year. I know it isn’t easy sometimes. Here’s hoping that 2006 is kind to all of us.
For your viewing pleasure (and probably intense amusement), I’ve added a couple of pages to the multimedia section: a selection of rediscovered artwork from 10-11 years ago, and an equally rediscovered (and quite by accident!) video clip for your amusement. This one isn’t cats, horses or tornado damage, I promise.
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Mortal Thangs

A TV Guide listing that never appeared.Several months ago, in the last gasp of pre-blog Scribblings, I serialized a Star Trek: The Next Generation spec script I wrote and submitted in 1993 called Mortal Pangs. Until I spent the better part of an evening reformatting the entire script so that it would display properly on a web browser, I hadn’t laid eyes on Mortal Pangs in several years. And after revisiting it?
I’m both really happy with it, and embarrassed beyond all belief. There’s a certain therapeutic element about the whole thing that makes me cringe just a little bit; I’m a bit surprised how much of my own internal turmoil at the time was on display. It may well be something that I really needed to write, just to get it out of my system, but I’m not sure it’s a story that needed to be inflicted upon another living soul.
And at the same time…with the benefit of a little distance, I enjoyed it. There are some plot contrivances in there (that handy comet was almost as convenient as Data having to leave his crewmates to control a bunch of torpedoes), and there are some things that really should have been explored or explained better (like, maybe, that whole freakin’ alien culture there). But for the most part I got a kick out of it. I feel like I got the characters’ voices right, and for some reason I really dig the Crusher/Riker scene. And as contrived as “everybody controlling a torpedo or two” was at the end, it’d be hard to argue that the script didn’t give everybody something to do. (One could argue that the attempts to give everybody something to do in the post-series movies have been at least as plausible.)
Overall, it’s really not extraordinary in any way, and that’s almost certainly why it didn’t go anywhere: even with rose colored glasses and a bit of “parental” pride, I can see that Mortal Pangs had great potential to be…well…a highly average episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation. It fit in pretty well with the shows that were airing at the time I wrote it: there was some kind of out-of-the-blue return of one of the regulars’ family member with the attendant conflict, an off-the-wall scientific McGuffin B-story, and an alien race with one notable characteristic who we’d never see again. In a way, I can look back now and see that it was a synthesis of quite a few staple elements of the show at that time. With my own anxieties, neuroses and uncertainties tacked on for good measure. (Sorry about that.)
I tried and tried to come up with a decent spec for Deep Space Nine after getting the rejection letter from Paramount for Mortal Pangs, but with the benefit of hindsight, I have to say that nothing I was working on (the best of which was something hinting at a prejudicial social class system determining who got a Trill symbiont, which is an obvious avenue the show explored anyway) would have fit in with the brilliance that was exhibited during DS9’s run. I wouldn’t have stood a chance. Ironically, it wasn’t until Enterprise that I came up with an idea for another spec – and naturally, by then, Rick Berman and Brannon Braga had closed the doors on the unsolicited spec script program for the first time since Michael Piller instituted it in 1989. And that was heartbreaking – watching what Manny Coto was doing with the show in the fourth season, my story would have fit right in perfectly in terms of re-examining existing aspects of Trek stories past; in this case, there would’ve been a solid connection to a Next Generation episode, not a Classic Trek story. (Though to even mention what that connection is would give it away – it’s a no-brainer that also probably would have been done eventually, and hell, it even would’ve justifiably grafted some extra Temporal Cold War crap onto the saga. Why not?)
And despite the show’s end, I’m actually still tinkering with writing it out, in teleplay form, and posting it here for your amusement. I like the teleplay format. I thought about trying to flesh it out in prose and maybe entering it in one of the Pocket Books Strange New Worlds short story contests, but here’s a little secret: I hate my own prose with a passion. There’s a reason I write factual and/or opinion essays and reviews, and not fiction. I don’t like my own handling of fiction. It reads like a mish-mash of other people’s fiction, usually whoever I’ve read most recently. I’d rather just tell the story in dialogue, descriptions and stage directions with the assumption that everyone knows who the heck I’m talking about. (I think this is also why, for the most part, I’ve abandoned the licensed-property-novel ship, even though there’ve been some brilliant ones – i.e. Paul Cornell’s Doctor Who New Adventures, and Kate Orman’s too – that have transcended the usual mandate of a licensed property novel.)
So might my dramatic-comedic-time-twisting mini-epic ever see the light of day? One never knows.… Read more