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...And Little E Makes 3 Funny Stuff

You keep using that word

Pizza the Hut!Conversation with the little guy on the way home today:

LITTLE E: I want to go home and eat pizza.
ME: I think Mom’s already got dinner planned.
LITTLE E: But I don’t like dinner. I don’t like it!
ME: Dinner isn’t pizza or green beans. Dinner is what time you eat at night. You like dinner just fine.
LITTLE E: I don’t like dinner.
ME: Do you like to eat food?
LITTLE E: Yes.
ME: Then trust me, you like dinner. At dinnertime, you get to eat food.
[pause]
LITTLE E: I don’t like to eat food.
ME: Great – that’ll save us a lot out of our budget. Thanks, buddy!

Me and Little E, solving the world’s problems together since 2007. We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.… Read more

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Podcast of Extraordinary Magnitude: OVGE Tales & More

Here is the newsAmazing true tales from OVGE 2010, a candidate for the dumbest prime-time TV promo ever, Pac-Man as a spectator sport, and lots of incoherent mumbling!

Listen here:
[audio:https://www.thelogbook.com/earl/podcast/11142010-ovgetales.mp3]

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...And Little E Makes 3 Gaming Home Base

Four rather colorful horsemen of the apocalypse

Halloween was a bust this year – little E was plagued by a stomach virus just when he needed it the least (like there’s a good time for that sort of thing); I spent most of Saturday trying to keep up with the upchuck. Needless to say, no trick-or-treating took place this year… and no one came to the house this year, since Xena’s doghouse has been relocated to the front of the house. (Xena goes as Cujo every Halloween.)

In the meantime, me and my three-year-old boy spent all weekend exploring one of the most enduring and conceptually disturbing survival-horror video game franchises of all time. Strong stuff for a pre-schooler, you say? Sure it is, but it’s all so innocent. … Read more

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An Odyssey2 mystery

There’s a neat archive of old, old computer print advertisements on the web, which turned up this interesting little gem, a short-lived home computer called the Ohio Scientific Challenger 4P:

Ohio Scientific Challenger 4P

Whoa… what’s up with those joysticks?

Ohio Scientific Challenger 4P

Those, my friends, are Odyssey2 joysticks – the original detachable kind, seen below on the left side. (To its right, just for reference, is its immediate ancestor, the Odyssey 4000 joystick, which changed the orientation of the casing and the placement of the button for reasons unknown.)

Odyssey2 and Odyssey 4000 joysticks
(The Odyssey2 joystick is rotated that way for comparison to the Odyssey 4000 joystick – these photos were originally taken for the Phosphor Dot Fossils Level 2 DVD. The Odyssey2 joystick was always held with the action button at the upper left corner.)

The Odyssey2 and the Ohio Scientific Challenger 4P were both released in 1978; the Odyssey 4000, the last dedicated console released by Magnavox before the Odyssey2, was released in 1977.

So the question becomes: who made the joystick? Did Magnavox (makers of the Odyssey consoles) make the joysticks and license the design to Ohio Scientific? Did Ohio Scientific originate the design and license it to Magnavox as early as ’77? Did both parties license the design from someone else entirely? (For that matter, did the joysticks for the Ohio Scientific machine actually look like that, or did they grab the first available joystick they could for the photo?)… Read more

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Podcast of Extraordinary Magnitude: Oh Poopy

Here is the newsThe true (but necessarily vague) tale of the time I had to sue someone for stealing from theLogBook.com. 😯 Also included: more weird radio stories, waterproof droids and… a cat on crack.

Listen here:
[audio:https://www.thelogbook.com/earl/podcast/10292010-ohpoopy.mp3]

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