One can only assume that this means you’ve dedeemed something more than once.
Ah well, I got a free Dr. Pepper outta the deal. If anyone needs any copy editing done, I’ve got lots of time on my hands, and 44 ounces of Dr. Pepper to keep me awake. Like the Ghostbusters said, “No job is too big, no fee is too big!”… Read more
What a week it’s been. Major hack of the site (fixed), turned down for a couple of jobs that I was totally qualified for (getting used to it with a certain grim inevitability), been sick (blargh)… tonight I spotted this bizarre configuration of toys in Little E’s room and thought to myself… man, I wish I was having as much fun as these guys.
😆 (Sorry about the out-of-focus-ness, I really only had one shot at the picture before the boy gathered up his buddies for robot roll call at bedtime.) Thanks for the laugh, little guy.… Read more
…know when it’s time to call a designated driver.
Y’all be safe out there tonight.
Poor red Yoshi, passed out by the side of the road. He tried to walk home and it just didn’t work out. Let’s not even talk about the embarrassment of waking up next to a stuffed cow this morning.… Read more
As you might remember from yesterday’s post, two friends of mine from New Mexico sent me the Star Trek scratcher cards from the NM Lottery. What the heck, why not go ahead and scratch them off? What is there to lose on the deal?
Well, wait ’till you get a load of this, folks, ’cause I lucked out. Seriously!
Break out your best bubbly, and get ready to drink a toast. The party’s at my place! … Read more
Dinner tonight is steak. Big steaks! I have Rather Substantial Steaks cooking right now.
Or R.S.S. for short.
Which means, of course, that tonight’s dinner constitutes an R.S.S. feed.
Now just wait until you hear what’s for dessert.… Read more
You need a countdown timer on your Wii to tell when Santa will be here?
So see if you can follow me on this one.
My wife grabbed a bag of sugar out of the pantry, something about needing to mix it with some kind of exfoliant stuff she’s been using. Rather than put the sugar back in the pantry, she’s been storing it… in Maria’s old cat carrier. Which is plenty clean, but it’s just an awfully strange place to park a sack of sugar, y’know?
After walking by this strange sight numerous times, I finally asked her “What’s up with the caged sugar?” And she told me.
So help me, I still think it’s a weird thing to do. So I’ve taken to walking past it and saying “CAGED SUGAR!” in a deep, Blaxploitation-movie-trailer voice, followed by bow-chicka-wow music, because it sounds for all the world like a freakin’ women’s prison-break flick from the ’70s.
We’re weird.… Read more
Since we’re getting our first snow since… well… this snow, all Arkansas drivers should read and comply immediately.
You can click on it to enlarge it; read carefully to avoid confusion.
Oklahoma drivers should substitute a random number between 0 and 79 wherever the number “5” appears on the flowchart.… Read more
Handwritten sign in front of a house in Mulberry:
…and these people haven’t put them up on Youtube yet??!?… Read more
