Toward the end of tonight’s bath, Little E went through this elaborate ritual of trying very intently to hang his wet washcloth on the bathtub’s hand rail. I asked him if this meant he was ready to get out of the tub.
“No, dad,” he replied. “I’m still playing.”
“What are you doing with that washcloth then?”
“Dad, I am hanging curtains for my dolphin*!”
Okay, no more Nate Berkus Show for you. Where in the world did he ever hear anything about hanging curtains??!?
(* he has a dolphin bathtub squeeze toy. we’ve named him Douglas the Dolphin.)