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Funny Stuff

Live! From the parking lot!

So I’m sitting here in my car, waiting for the windshield to defrost from the first hard freeze of the season, and I have nothing better to do (and a handheld PC with wireless capability), so why not fire off a blawg entry just for the sheer hell of it? Just to see if it’s possible. In fact, here’s a picture I just snapped, in the car, of me sitting here with the aforementioned marvel of technology.
Contrary to popular belief, I did not eat a canary prior to taking this picture.
Actually, come to think of it, the windshield’s almost clear, isn’t it? Ah well, I thought it’d be an amusing exercise in posting something from the wired world’s equivalent of the middle of nowhere.… Read more

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Gadgetology

You did it! Damn you all to hell, you finally did it!

Is that Atari Video Music playing Freedom Rock, man?  Yeah, man!  Well TURN IT UP, MAN!Someone had to do it, so it might as well be me. In a mad bit of improvisation that I did while I was doing some other necessary rewiring of my A/V/game setup, I hooked things up so my Atari Video Music would respond to the audio coming from…well…whatever game console I happen to be playing. That’s right: if I’m playing Ram It! on my trusty Atari 2600, the Atari Video Music will respond to the game’s sounds. Or to anything I’m playing on the Odyssey2. Or the Intellivision. Or the Apple II. Or the Playstation 2. The Video Music is taking its audio output from a sound mixer which I have also split the output of my CD changer to, so you can get some Flock Of Seagulls going while you’re playing, and hear everything in surround sound.
Why anyone would do this, I have no idea.
My next project: to buy a little microphone to hide somewhere in the room so the Video Music will respond to, well, any sound that anyone makes anywhere. If you’re wondering how once could see its output while someone’s playing a game, that’s easy – Video Music has its own screen (i.e. the, erm, not-exactly-cosmetically-pleasing LCD flatscreen I bought just before this year’s OVGE). So you can, in fact, sit in my game room and get pixels chucked at you from all directions.… Read more

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Toiling In The Pixel Mines

Dying A Little Digital Death

Avid = diva spelled backwardNo, it’s not that kind of little death. If only it were. I’d feel much better right about now.
Mere moments after I walked in the door at work today, we took a power hit. The UPS that’s supposed to keep our Avid powered up shrieked its monotone shriek as the whole thing went down and rebooted. And when it came back up, it showed me copious error messages claiming to have lost all media on Drive E.
This is a bad thing. This is a very bad thing.
The new PC-based Avid system stripes media across two SCSI drives, E and F. It doesn’t stripe them redundantly, however, so if you lose E, well…you’re F’ed. I called Avid tech support and they helped me out very quickly – and it turned out that the error message I was getting required manually deleting two files from Drive E and then restarting so the machine would re-index all the media on Drive E. That’s it. Turns out this isn’t that uncommon. Turns out E wasn’t F’ed. Turns out I didn’t lose any media.
Hey, Avid, thanks for the help. And please come pick up your heart attack at your earliest convenience. I’m done with it.… Read more

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Television & Movies

Adios, Night Stalker.

The Night Stalker.It’s official: ABC has cancelled its revival of Kolchak: The Night Stalker after only six episodes. I want to go on the record as saying that I really enjoyed this show, but also that I can see why it struggled to pop a Nielsen number that would make ABC happy. Night Stalker was too X-Files – and not enough Kolchak. Not that I have anything against The X-Files (but it also wasn’t my favorite genre show ever to pop up), but Kolchak and Perri really seemed to be Mulder and Scully all over again, minus the FBI ID badges. Many of the stories seemed strangely familiar. And quite frankly, if they were planning on using the memory of the original show as part of the new series’ stock in trade, they should have at least watched the original for something other than a handy clip of Darren McGavin to slip in as a joke shot in the pilot – they should’ve watched his portrayal and written something of that humor into Kolchak v2.0. Stuart Townsend was capable of getting a laugh in The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen, and I felt a little bit betrayed that we didn’t get a younger-but-still-just-as-curmudgeonly-lovable-lout version of Kolchak here.
Alas, I fear they axed it just as the show was getting good. And if they leave us hanging on last week’s cliffhanger until the inevitable “complete series” DVD set, I shall walk among the ABC brass with a whip.
R.I.P., Night Stalker. We hardly knew ye.
P.S. This also means that that Night Stalker promotional goodies that theLogBook.com is giving away in the latest contest are now officially collectible. Go ye forth and enter.… Read more

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Television & Movies

You will be like us.

Cyberman photo copyright 2005 BBC So, this is the new face of the Cybermen, revealed this morning on the BBC’s official Doctor Who web site. (You can see the full-size original photo here, and of course I’d be remiss if I didn’t point out that the thumbnail at right is copyright 2005 by the BBC.) I’ve been staring at this today and swinging from “Oh…uh…wow” to “Oh, wow!” On the iffy side: it looks kinda like “naked” Threepio from Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace, and it looks like the actor wearing the suit will have to be positively anorexic…and what’s up with the “C” on the chest? I AM CYBERMAN! But on the upside – the basic Cyber-silhouette has, more or less, been maintained, including the handles, about whose purpose we still don’t have any idea 39 years after the Cybermen first appeared with those handles. I was stunned to see the basic Dalek design silhouette survive unscathed with only minor amendments in the 2005 season, so my final verdict for now is: I don’t have a final verdict. We’ll have to wait to see these new Cybermen in action. Sure, I’ve spotted a couple of things that seem cheesy in the still photo, but nothing that completely chases me away. Even if I AM CYBERMAN!… Read more

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Television & Movies

Even more eccentric than Samuel T. Cogley

Boston LegalI stand before you today with a shocking confession. And that dark and terrible secret is this: I’ve become a big fan of Boston Legal (Tuesday nights at 9pm CT on ABC). Starring the dynamic duo of William Shatner and James Spader, with an all-star supporting cast that includes Rene Auberjonois (Deep Space Nine‘s Odo) and Candice Bergen, there’s no denying this show has some serious star power. I don’t think Shatner has ever been so entertaining in a role – nope, not even that role. And I don’t think there’s even been a part so well suited to Spader. Both of their characters originated in the final season of The Practice, with Spader not really finding much approval as the replacement for Dylan McDermott. Spader and Shatner are a one-two punch of surreal comedy simply because their characters are so serious (and so seriously flawed). Denny Crane (Shatner) is an eccentric but legendary trial lawyer who may be losing his marbles – and what little is left of his scruples – to the early stages of Alzheimer’s (or is it all a ploy?). Alan Shore (Spader) is an ethically-challenged lawyer who idolizes and befriends Crane (who seems more than happy to now have a disciple), but also realizes that his idol is on a slow downward spiral.
That description probably sounds much more depressing than it is. Where it simply didn’t work to insert the colorful characters of Shore and Crane into the straight-laced world of The Practice, they are the foundation of, and set the tone for, Boston Legal. This show is fall-down funny. Completely strange cases land in the characters’ laps, and they react unpredictably and unconventionally. Two other senior partners in Crane’s firm, played by Candice Bergen and Rene Auberjonois (who amazes me with how many colors of “perpetually flabbergasted” he finds with which to imbue his character), are constantly trying to keep Crane and Shore’s eccentricities in check (and sometimes they fail). To put it simply, Boston Legal is a return to the off-the-wall storytelling that used to occasionally endear me to L.A. Law, but even wackier.
I don’t know what it is about this show that I like. The performances are top-notch, the scripts are a tightly-revolving whirlwind of pure surrealism, and nearly every episode ends with Crane and Shore sitting on the office balcony, sucking down cigars, drinking scotch, and reflecting proudly not so much on what they’ve accomplished today, but what they’ve gotten away with today. I wouldn’t want to actually hang around people like that in a million years. But somehow it’s evolved into a peculiarly entertaining show that I watch as faithfully as I do any of the science fiction series we cover. (This doesn’t mean you need to be on the lookout for the Boston Legal LogBook, though.) If you’re up for a laugh, and yeah, maybe you just want to check in on what a few SF icons are doing these days, I highly recommend Boston Legal. Its stories get downright weird, its lead characters are reprehensible or at the very least irrepressible (and that’s on a good day), and it sometimes goes places that make you squirm in your seat, but it also makes you laugh. Or it least it makes me laugh.… Read more

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Gaming

Taito, you make the stick of joy sad.

So my copy of Taito Legends for the PS2 arrived (and for a more thorough review of it, I direct you toward the dean of digital delights, Mr. Rob O’Hara, for this thorough Phosphor Dot Fossils review), and I eagerly plugged it in, along with the Mighty Stick of Joy. For those who know nothing of the Stick of Joy, it’s an enormous controller I got some time back for my PS1, boasting two full-size, old-school arcade joysticks and authentic leaf-switch arcade buttons. It is, in short, a thing of beauty, and a vital part of my game collection; I have the Stick of Joy at standing height beneath a broadcast monitor so my PS1 or PS2 can become an arcade machine for a day.
Behold my Stick of Joy.
I only ran into one problem: it doesn’t work with Taito Legends. The game won’t accept a non-analog controller. (Why the hell not? Most of these games had simple, non- analog joysticks back in the day!) I was still able to play with my wireless PS2 controller, and the games are fine, but I was profoundly disappointed in this development. There’s gotta be a workaround, and I will find it. Because this joystick was meant to play Jungle Hunt and Elevator Action. To make matters worse, I recently bought an imported copy of Taito Memories Gekan from a friend of mine, another PS2 retro collection with completely different Taito games on it, and I’m worried that it too will suffer from the same problem.… Read more

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Funny Stuff

So…am I supposed to honk?

So, I was driving through Alma on my way to get some food this morning before heading in to Fort Smith to work, and I wound up at a stop light behind a big black SUV bearing a bumper sticker with the following words:
SOMEBODY I LOVE WAS MURDERED!
I have to admit, this made me do a bit of a double-take. Don’t get me wrong, that’s absolutely horrible, and I feel for this person. But at the same time, their willingness to metaphorically run that notice up that flagpole so it’s the first thing you see of them is a bit off-putting. This is someone who must be a hoot in casual conversation. “Hey, by the way? Somebody I love…” “…was murdered? You too? Man, that sucks,” I’d say. I flinch a little bit at the thought of making fun of this person’s heartfelt (and yet mass-produced and adhesive-backed) self-expression, but at the same time…it just strikes me as yet another symptom of our culture’s obsession with victimization – everybody has to be a victim of something. And I take offense at that because there are lots of people who are victims of something or someone, who never get their due or the help they deserve because they’re not photogenic, media-friendly, Oprah-guest victims. So, I really feel for you, sir or ma’am, and for the hell that your loved one’s death no doubt put you through.
So…uh…do I honk now?… Read more

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Cooking With Code

BLAWG!

Oh, man. I just BLAWG’ed all over you. Sorry about that.
I recently opened a blog of my own, beta-testing a new blog feature at mail2web.com, when suddenly I came to my senses and thought: why am I doing this at mail2web when I could be doing it at my own site? (The latter part of that thought admittedly comes from Dave Thomer, who recently installed the WordPress blogging software at NotNews.org, at which point the wheels in my head began turning slowly and noisily.) Scribblings From The Public Restroom Stalls Of The Gods has always been my section where I put stuff on my site that isn’t a product review, or an episode guide, or what have you. Over the entire history of the site, and even pre-dating the web presence and stretching back in the late 80s, dozens of these bits of proto-bloggage have been archived over the years (and can still be seen here). But with my blogs at mail2web and at the Digital Press forums, I came to really enjoy the spontaneous nature of blogging. Scribblings seems dormant more often than not, so I thought…why not? So we’ll see how, or even if, this works. (Hey, it might not work. I’m always aware of that possibility.)
Tune in next time, true believers, and we’ll see what happens. Until then, enjoy the mind-bloggling experience.… Read more

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Television & Movies

The Pixel Fixer

Some time back, we put a new Cyberhome multi-region DVD player in the living room. Unfortunately, unlike the GE DVD player with Apex firmware which broken down a few months ago, this machine won’t defeat Macrovision. I know why Macrovision is there. It’s not a bad idea. But it also makes stuff damn near unwatchable. So I devised a somewhat inelegant solution.
The Pixel Fixer
The gadget standing on its side (far left) is an effects box that Sony used to sell with its Hi-8 video players so enterprising videomakers could pixellate, strobe-frame, posterize or otherwise mess with their home videos. It’s the strobe frame feature which comes in handy here: when set to its highest frame rate, it’s putting out about 27fps, close enough for government work to standard 30fps NTSC video. The digital processing also very, very slightly pixellates the picture – and wipes out the effects of Macrovision. It’s more noticeable with text such as TV or movie credits than it is for moving video.
I’ll bet Sony never even though of using this thing like this whenever they made it back in ’92 or ’93. Now that my wife can watch the 3-DVD Titanic set I gave her for her birthday (along with Stargate: Ultimate Edition) (and yes, really, Stargate was for her), I’d like to thank Sony for giving domestic tranquility a little bit of a digital boost.
Memo to the studios: when your copy protection methods prevent ordinary folks from simply watching the official, store-bought products they’ve paid their money for, you play a role in creating a market for piracy. Just a little something to think about.
If anyone wants to look on eBay, it’s a Sony XV-D300 Digital Video Adaptor (spelled just like that). Expect to pay $50-$100 for it. (I inherited this one from a Fox station I worked for about ten years ago after the station deemed it useless and threw it out. And friend of mine resoldered the RCA jacks and it’s good as new now.) I’ve always found it fun to mess with its effects, but it works a treat on this too. Make sure you get one with a working remote.… Read more