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Critters

R.I.P. Iago, 1994-2003.

And God asked the feline spirit
Are you ready to come home?
Oh, yes, quite so, replied the precious soul
And, as a cat, you know I am most able
To decide anything for myself.
Are you coming then? asked God.
Soon, replied the whiskered angel
But I must come slowly
For my human friends are troubled
For you see, they need me, quite certainly.
But don’t they understand? asked God
That you’ll never leave them?
That your souls are intertwined. For all eternity?
That nothing is created or destroyed?
It just is….forever and ever and ever.
Eventually they will understand,
Replied the glorious cat
For I will whisper into their hearts
That I am always with them
I just am….forever and ever and ever.

Author Unknown
Iago
Good night, my sweet, sweet boy.
Iago
July 11, 1994 – December 3, 2003
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Serious Stuff

UPS and downs: a shipping love story

Okay. So I got this postcard in the mail Monday, November 3rd:

“On 10/24/03 we received a package for you”…”the package will be returned to the sender on 10/31/03”

…And what’s the postmark? Why, October 31st. Naturally.
I never had a chance to get this package.
Furthermore, upon calling UPS with the ticket number, I discover that this package originated from Disney Interactive. Meaning this is probably a courtesy review copy of Tron 2.0 or something. Or a cease-and-desist letter for all that Tron 1.0 stuff on my site. Who knows? At any rate, I doubt they’ll send it back – and I can’t even call them because there was no phone contact on the invoice.
My head’s gonna explode any second. It’s just gonna blow. As a friend of mine calmly stated, “Ah, don’t worry, it’s probably just a bunch of limited-edition Tron merchandise…”
So that’s it for me and UPS – I never plan to ship with them again, and I’ll go out of my way to discourage anyone from shipping to me that way. Because I want my packages to reach their intended destination and recipient, not just go on a little cross-country trip. Gah!
[ben stiller] Rage…subsiding… [/ben stiller]… Read more

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Gaming

OVGE after-action report.

I’m about to crash, still recovering from the trip myself – the journey home was a bit of an adventure, unfortunately. 😕
It was great to meet everyone who dropped by the PDF tables, Home of the Racin’ Light Cycles, and great to see so many families and so many kids there – quite a diverse crowd, and many of them stayed for almost the entire duration of the event. I guesstimated 200, maybe 300 people. But not bad for a first showing in an area that’s never seen something like this. The guests were enthusiastic about all of it, from the LAN stuff to the Neo Geo stuff to the favorite attraction at my tables, the 1972 Magnavox Odyssey.
Got a look at the Backfire label and manual. The label on the cart is mighty nice, but the manual is a beautiful thing. Wait until you guys get a load of this!
Jess and his entire family put on a great show. And his mom owns you when it comes to 2600 Frogger. So when’s the next one again, Jess? Next week? :mrgreen:
A big, colossal thank you to my friend Kent Sutton, who manned my table with me. I was so exhausted – i.e. no sleep for 30+ hours – that I actually went to sleep in my chair behind my table for an hour and a half. It’s not that OKGE wasn’t exciting – I was loving having people, and again especially kids and families, come by and play what I had on display, but that I was just exhausted beyond my ability to keep on my feet. Thanks to Kent, I could pull a hairbrained stunt like that without fear. This was my first time as an exhibitor, and I hope it didn’t show too badly.
More pictures and a full write-up soon!… Read more

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Feedback

Review: Paint Shop Pro 8.0

I’ve had it installed for about 12 hours, and let me tell ya, I’m lovin’ the new version of Paint Shop Pro. I’ve been using PSP for about ten years, back to v3.0 I think. Back then it was the graphics program for anyone who didn’t need Photoshop’s bells and whistles. Now it’s the graphics program for anyone who needs more than Photoshop can do.
For the past four years I’ve used v5.03 at home, and v7.0 at work for the past couple of years. Why didn’t I upgrade at home? Because 7.0 was an unstable bitch of a program, crash-prone and notorious for losing settings. Too many times I seriously thought about sneaking 5.03 into work and installing it over the newer version. I loved some of 7.0’s new features, but the lack of stability meant that it was damned hard to use – and the workstation I use at work is a very stable Dell NT machine with more than enough memory overhead for 7.0.
8.0 barely fits both my available hard drive space and my available RAM – I’ll probably have to add some memory to really milk PSP8 for all it’s worth. But even on this machine, it’s very stable – the only crashes I’ve had were cases where I was trying to do something that simply exceeded the available memory capacity. The interface is a bit different, with the options toolbar now extended vertically across the top of the screen, but once you get used to that you can rock ‘n’ roll. There are a lot of new features very specifically geared toward photo restoration, including a red-eye eliminator which can de-demonize both human and animal eyes in photos – very cool trick. I won’t even begin to pretend to understand how it works, but it does.
PSP7 always pissed me off because older versions’ .PSP files couldn’t be read; PSP8 can read .PSP files generated by v7.0, v5.03, and everything else in between and before. JASC really did some homework before putting this puppy on the market – if you were ever honked off by PSP7, you’ll like this. Most all of the bugs have been fixed, and once you get used to various selectors being in different places, the interface is very intuitive.
Now I’m gonna go reinstall all my old plugins and have some fun.… Read more

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Gaming Home Base

Game Room Remodeling Diary: Coda

Changes are afoot! As with any venture like this, there are bugs to be worked out of the system, and I’m doing my best to shake them out of the woodwork. I recently got a PSX trakball, and figured out a simple way to integrate it into my “arcade minus the cabinet” setup without having to move the big, bulky twin joystick. I simply turn a small container upside down (after washing and drying it, of course, to get any loose dust off) over some of the buttons on the twin stick, and put the trakball (a fancy little number by Nyko) on top of that. Also, I’ve found that spending more than 5 or 10 minutes standing a foot away from my monitor’s a bit hard on the eyes, so I pulled my “backup” video fader out of the box and set it up to “dim” the video a bit on a manual setting without having to mess with the monitor’s brightness control, which is set right where I want it for everything else. And here are the results of both additions, from a nice test session with Centipede. You’ll notice that the monitor’s dim enough not to flare out in the photos, which it normally would at full brightness:
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Here’s a wider shot of the whole setup:
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Without the upside-down container, which I used to use for newly-arrived, untested cartridges, you can see that this arrangement doesn’t mess with the twin stick buttons at all. In fact, for Centipede, I configure the game to use the player 2 joystick’s buttons for firing:
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You may have noticed some “friends” on top of my monitors; I had to trade some of my “toy display” space for more useful storage space, and as such some of my toys have had to relocate to smaller, inconspicuous spaces. Some of them, like Dirk and friends here, are boldly standing guard next to the Colecovision where they’re not in the way:
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(Ambassador Kosh, not seen, is on the other side of the Colecovision.) Meanwhile, others are hiding between the top of the monitors and the top of the rack:
These are the droids you're looking for
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…and others are just sitting…well, wherever I can find space for ’em:
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(It may seem silly, but I’m as proud of my toy collection as I am of my game collection. Gotta have at least a few on display.)
Also added one red rope light under my PC desk, which creates an eerie little glow; I had to brightness/color-enhance the hell out of the left photo to get this to show at all:
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That’s all that I’ve really done in the past couple of weeks.… Read more

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Home Base

The Tick(s)

So on Sunday, having spent a couple of weeks in “storm watch” mode either at home or at work, I was determined to have a lovely day during my weekly visit to the in-laws’ farm. I spent some time outside giving apples and carrots to the horses, petting the dogs, and just generally acting like a little kid and running around with the animals. Then my favorite dog – the one I’d take home with me if I could – came up and rubbed me and then I did something really, really stupid.
I laid back on a pile of crusher dust and small gravel that’s normally kept around to fill holes, etc., with the dog curled up next to me, and promptly fell asleep for about 45 minutes. During high noon.
So for one thing, I woke up with my head and face really sunburned. Now normally, I try to get myself baked a little bit a few times each spring/summer to bake a big, nasty spot of skin disease on my forehead into submission for that part of the year. It really does help. But I overdid it this time. I was an Earl pie in God’s easy-bake oven, and boy did I come out red.
But that’s not the worst of it. As I gradually realized today while dealing with a few persistent itchy spots, I picked up probably 15-20 TICKS. Now, I don’t get freaked out by most multi-legged critters. Let me add ticks to the list of multi-legged critters that DO freak me out. Normally I don’t bebrudge any animal its natural behavior, but these little SOBs were getting nice and fat off my blood. Took about a half hour to find and remove them all tonight, and I took a scalding hot bath to fry ye olde nerve endings and then dried off and put healthy helpings of cortisone on the affected areas.
I just wanted to make it clear, lest there be any confusion, that I freaking hate ticks. I love hanging out with the horses and dogs and the other animals, and heck, if I’d just gotten toasted out in the sun and nothing worse than that, it would’ve been worth it. But thanks to the TICKS, I’ll think twice before ever communing with nature like that again. 😕… Read more

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Gaming

First impressions of a grail.

I’ve just finished having a minor spiritual experience.
My Odyssey, with all the goodies, overlays, light gun, game cards, accessories, etc., arrived at work tonight. It was all I could do not to ditch my duties and open the box right then and there. Ever since I got my first cartridge-based machine, the Odyssey 2, I always wondered what the original Odyssey was like. I’d read lots of stuff about how it came to be (vis a vis Ralph Baer and the Brown Box), how well it sold, what came with it, and so on.
But what was it like? That’s what I always wondered. What was it like to play it?
About a month ago, I saw an eBay auction for which I put up a fierce fight and paid pretty dearly after getting the wife’s somewhat puzzled and reluctant blessing on the whole thing, and so here it is. (I made an agreement with the seller that it might take me a week or two to gather the necessary dough, which was OK with him because he wasn’t sure how to ship it and would need time to figure that out – very classy guy.)
So here it is. I’m going to plug it in and play it some tomorrow (well, okay, later today since it’s well after midnight), and before I do that I’m setting up a camcorder on a tripod to record the “magic moment.” But for tonight, I just opened the box, very slowly, very carefully, like the lid was hinged. I think I heard Raiders Of The Lost Ark music in the background somewhere. I held my breath.
Othello's Odyssey
Even Othello looks up to it in awe. (As security chief of my house, Othello gets first dibs on inspecting anything of mine that comes in the door. If you’ve ever sent me a game, just know that he’s checked it out before I’ve ever gotten anywhere near a console or an RF adapter with it.)
First impressions?

  • It’s smaller than I thought it would be. For some reason, from the pictures, I’d always envisioned the Odyssey console as a damn great brick of a machine. Compared to some of its successors (i.e. the Odyssey 100-4000 series consoles), it’s positively petite.
  • This machine has been kept in outstanding condition. I’m guessing it probably went back to its box the same year it originally came out of it. This machine may have been boxed since the day I was born.
  • My God, all the little bits and pieces to keep track of. And I thought Quest For The Rings was nutty in that regard.
  • The controller cables are HUGE! And the connectors! Wow! Even HUGER!

I know there are 99,999 other Odysseys out there, and some of ’em even work, so this isn’t really that much of a grail, but to me, it’s a personal grail. I’ve made the journey back to where it all began. And now I can tell the story going forward, not backward.… Read more

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Gaming Home Base

Game Room Remodeling Diary, Episode 6

Ahhhh, sweet victory, to have the house in one piece. And this room in it.
Aside from some very minor finishing touches, the new and improved room of doom is done. Here’s a look at the finished Odyssey 2/Atari 5200 section, with and without the overhead light:
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You may have noticed that the light behind the Dig Dug and Kickman marquees also underlight my toy shelf, some of which is game-related, some which…isn’t so much.
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I’ve got a thing for astromech droids and light cycles.
Atop the bookshelf right next to my desk area, I went back to a tried and true idea that’s been there for over a year, the old Star Trek marquee/model display. I had dismantled it for moving purposes, but now it’s right back where it was, and ready to be backlit again. As for the wall you really haven’t seen (because there’s really nothing there, it’s the wall that both the bed and desk are up against), here’s a look:
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The three-head tree light has three different-colored bulbs in it. This means that the only white light in the room that isn’t behind a marquee is the overhead light. And that’s just how I like it.
This brings us back to the A/V rack, where I propped up a few sturdy marquees. I really have no way to backlight these, sadly – I’m quite literally out of power outlets, and out of fluorescent lights to plug into them anyway. But that’s okay. It’s a nice bit of ambience. As is the whole thing, really:
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The gap on the upper right hand of the rack is awaiting an identical broadcast monitor for video duplication work.
All in all, it’s pretty much turned out how I hoped it would. Colorful, dark and bright all at the same time, bursting at the seams with some of my favorite stuff from my childhood and from now, and actually pretty functional and ready to rock when all is said and done. It’s almost as much fun to sit back and admire as it is to play games in here. There are a few finishing touches waiting to be made, but nothing major, and probably nothing you’ll be interested in at this point.
Whew. I’m bushed. OK, it’s someone else’s turn to do this.… Read more

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Gaming Home Base

Game Room Remodeling Diary, Episode 5

What a day, what a day. Cancelled a planned afternoon of thrifting because I got a call from work that severe weather will more than likely mean I’ll be called in tonight (see here to look at my local radar – I’m in Fort Smith, and red = bad). So I’m watching KTUL do wall-to-wall coverage of a major tornado outbreak near Tulsa, feeling unusually strong breezes blasting through my open window, and wiring up a killer game setup. Sadly, I’ve realized that I’m running out of room for systems and may have to revise some plans – and I still have more consoles en route to me from recent trades and eBay conquests. Sheesh. This room ain’t big enough.
But that’s not gonna stop me.
Today’s shots aren’t very photogenic, but they’ll show you where I’m headed. Some of my least-often-played consoles will live in the bottom of the entertainment center, as well computers which need additional dust protection due to keyboards, vents, etc.
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This means the Apple IIc, the 7800, the Atari 400 (still not a single game for the poor thing yet, but ain’t it pretty?), and perhaps the NES will go down there. I have no idea where the Vic-20, C64 or TI 99/4A will go. I’m open to suggestions. I had to find a stable brace to prop up the IIc at an unusual angle so it would fit inside the compartment with its power supply and joystick connected.
You can also see that special sections have been reserved for my frequent flyers, my favorites: the 2600, the Odyssey 2, and the 5200. There’s also some other bric-a-brac sitting there that I’ll find other places for, namely the alarm clock, the stack of VHS tapes, and the TARDIS. On top of the hutch that houses the O2 and the 5200, there will soon be more backlit marquees. The compartment immediately below the 2600 usually has a drawer in it, but the space below that drawer houses a power strip which will drive all of the marquee lights, and will have one slot open at all times for whichever console is currently in action. All of the AC adapters and power cords for all of the consoles and classic computers will live on the same shelf (and yeah, I will be labeling them to avoid things getting too comedic when I try to plug one in and play it). Hopefully it’ll be less of a rat’s nest than it appears to be now. In the shelf below that will sit the dilapidated sound mixer that I now mainly use to monitor audio levels for my video duplication work. It’ll also come in very handy when I start committing direct game footage to DVD-R for use in that mysterious TV project I keep talking about (you see, there is a method to my madness in connecting the games to the A/V gear).
These storms are getting nasty and getting close. Lots of tornado warnings to the west. Hopefully my collection isn’t going to be strewn across the countryside in about three hours, that’d be about my luck.
The home stretch is in sight. More photos soon, hopefully lit up like an arcade and with games up and running. Let me know if you’ve got any ideas for where the Commodore machines can live, ’cause I’m just about out of ideas.… Read more