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Pupsters.

Arrrrgh. As if I don’t have enough going on, I went outside to feed my Z-Dog this morning and discovered that she had…guests. Gentlemen callers of the canine persuasion. And a most frisky pair of ’em at that. I had no idea how they got into our back yard until I went to chase them off – and they just scooted under the fence like it wasn’t even there.
Sadly, since we live outside of any city limits and there are no county leash laws, there’s not much I can do unless I want to take more “offensive” action – I’m just not crazy about the “country way” of just shooting someone’s dogs. They’re well fed and groomed, and obviously somebody’s babies.
My Two Dads
Now I’m just worries that I’m going to be dealing with somebody else’s babies. Anyone want some Z-Pups?… Read more

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Muchos grassy-ass.

Welcome to my yard. The rain’s been pouring down, I haven’t been able to get a lawn mower out into the yard (the lack of a lawn mower in my possession may have something to do with this, according to some sources), and now we have grass tall enough to provide Ewoks with camouflage.
Pasture
What do you get when you let the grass get too tall?
Othello
You get a cat who doesn’t even have to leave the side deck to graze.
It was pretty in 2004
The grass isn’t the only thing that needs mowing. I never thought I was allergic to much until I found that my whole pasture is filled with these little yellow fellows.
Little yellow fellows
We need to get the horses living over here with us something fierce, if only to save me from my own allergies. In the meantime, smart money in the stock market is on whoever makes antihistamines.
Barn
The barn’s a fairly modest affair, with room for three (four if we do some major work on it), and the storage outbuilding is even more modest. But damned if the barn doesn’t have real live electricity. And a pond right behind it stocked with catfish. Yum!
This is where the Dish lives
To paraphrase an immortally bad MST3K episode, “this is where the Dish lives!” – though its signal will be blocked soon if I don’t stop writing this and start cutting some grass.
Xena
Security services are provided by Xena, giving me her best “Yum, you look pretty tasty” look.… Read more

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Welcome Xena!

We have a new friend, Xena – part Rottweiler, part Australian Shepherd.
Xena
Inherited from my sister-in-law, Xena is actually a quiet and unassuming pooch who loves laying around on the back deck.
Xena
Xena’s wondering what this odd box is I’m pointing at her as it makes little picture-taking and disk-drive-whirring noises.
Xena
As you can see, Xena’s still getting accustomed to her new digs.
Xena
This picture says it all: “I have to watch over how much of this land, exactly?”
Xena
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