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After-action report: visit to Game Point in Conway, AR

The boy and I happened to have time to kill in Conway this afternoon (while mom was at a work-related function – things being what they are right now, she’s about the only one with work-related functions to attend), and not far from our hotel was a massive store with all sorts of video game logos in the windows: Xbox 360, PS3, Wii… whoa, wait, a vintage Atari logo? Since Little E is already my video gaming buddy (it just so happens that most of the games reviewed in Phosphor Dot Fossils these days are picked by him almost at random, which explains why recent reviews there have been such an eclectic mix) and an avowed Mario fan, we made it a point to visit this place called Game Point.

Game Point
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Little E vs. a fundamental misunderstanding of the uses of shapeshifting

Odo nonoLittle E: I’m going to turn into… a peach!
Me: Why turn into a peach? Someone going to eat you.
Little E: I’m going to turn into… a FOOT!
Me: Just a foot?

[a pause while he considers]

Little E: I’m going to turn into a peach with a big foot!… Read more

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Little E thinks Disney bought out DC too

BATMAN!The other night, while we were playing with Little E’s train track construction set…

Little E: Dad! Stop your train!
Me: Why? What?
Little E: Lightning McQueen is on the train tracks!
Me: Oh. Who put Lightning McQueen on the train tracks?
Little E: [pause] …BATMAN!

Only one will rule the night, and apparently he’s pretty brutal on parking violations. Ka-CHOW!… Read more

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Little E vs. thirst

Here, have a drinkAn actual conversation from right around bedtime tonight:

Me: Okay buddy, it’s almost bedtime. You need to take your last sip of water.
Little E: Okay. {slurp}
Me: Okay, ready for bed?
Little E: Not yet, dad. {slurrrrrp}
Me: Okay, one last sip.
Little E: I’m gonna take a lot of sips! {slurrrrrp}
Me: Um…
Little E: Dad, I’m gonna drink the whole thing! {slurrrrrp}

And indeed he did. Inch given, mile taken. Good night! {slurp}… Read more

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Little E vs. the classics

Goin' on like Donkey KongA bizarre conversation tonight when I got home…

Little E: I’m Super Mario!
Me: You are?
Little E: Obi is Luigi! Mom is the princess! Maria is Bowser*!
Mom: Who is dad?
Little E:
Mom: Dad is Donkey Kong!
Little E: Donkey Kong? Who is Donkey Kong?
Me: Hey, that makes you Donkey Kong Junior!
Little E: DONKEY KONG JUNIOR???!?

(* Little E has a long and distinguished history with Bowser. P.S. The tiniest kitten in the house is the big boss? Buddy, we gotta talk…)Read more

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Little E vs. interior decorating

So Long, and thanks for all the fishToward the end of tonight’s bath, Little E went through this elaborate ritual of trying very intently to hang his wet washcloth on the bathtub’s hand rail. I asked him if this meant he was ready to get out of the tub.

“No, dad,” he replied. “I’m still playing.”

“What are you doing with that washcloth then?”

“Dad, I am hanging curtains for my dolphin*!

Okay, no more Nate Berkus Show for you. Where in the world did he ever hear anything about hanging curtains??!?

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Pickled

What??!?Let me preface this by stating that I don’t know where any of this comes from… but it sure made for an entertaining evening.

LITTLE E: Dad, I need a pencil so I can draw a walking pickle with legs.
ME: This I gotta see. Here you go.

[a short while later]

LITTLE E: Dad, look! A walking pickle with legs and eyes!
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Little E vs. the hydrological cycle

7 Zark 7During a dicussion on the drive home from day care, while I was trying to explain the relationship of rain to the clouds in the sky, Little E offered his own theory:

“The raindrops are up in their room, playing and watching cartoons, and then they all fall out of the cloud… AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh! Splat.”

Thank you for your participation in our precipitation!… Read more