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The pumpkin patch and other favorites

You know, I keep hearing about the pumpkin patch at this time of year, and it gets me worked up every year. How irresponsible of them to make the pumpkin so that the end user has to patch it immediately upon purchase. If they’d kept the pumpkin in beta long enough to work out the bugs, they could’ve shipped it as a working product. Ridiculous.

Pumpkin patch

Elizabethan-era break-up letter: “‘Tis not thee, ’tis me.

There once was a guy with a blog
Who was busy with a book o’ the log
The results are quite cool
You might even drool

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