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Here’s a super-duper-time-compressed version of the morning feeding frenzy at the farm, shot back when the weather was actually warm. There are quite a few strange jump-cut edits that I normally wouldn’t sit still for, but it’s kinda hard to maintain consistency when you’re cutting so much stuff out of the middle. And hey, who needs consistency with all those cute babies? (Bet you can’t figure out which one is my favorite.) Also, for your amusement and edification: the Electric Burchuss Bluescreen Test. (Trust me, there’s a reason.)… Read more

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IT LIVES.

Earl's Avid - up and running
It lives. It breathes (loudly). It works.
Earl's Avid - up and running
Okay, okay, here’s a shot where you can actually see it.
Earl's Avid - up and running
I’m already working on a couple of things already. Would you believe I already had stuff shot so I could edit it later?
Actually, it’s not as if with one bound, Jack was free. The dongle alone still didn’t solve anything; there was a 3.5 flarpy disk marked “Updater” that I had to locate in the box o’ goodies and use, and that did the trick perfectly. (I actually didn’t know that needed to be done, I was just getting desperate at that point.)
There’s not really a good time to be sick as a dog, but this is as close to one as I’ve got. I’ve been running a fever and have been having some hellacious chills for the past 48 hours or so, so I guess I’ll just have to stay home with this puppy. Tough life, eh? Here’s the first video I’ve edited with it.
Thanks to the potent-enough-to-knock-me-on-my-ass cocktail of cold and flu meds I’m on, I had a really bizarro dream last night; it involved me having to mediate a dispute of some sort between the following characters:

  • Saul Tigh
  • House M.D.
  • Harlan Ellison

…a veritable cornucopia of irascible cranky bastards there. Sadly, I can’t remember any of it except for two things: Harlan’s main beef with the other two was that they don’t actually exist, and I didn’t get a word in edgewise until I sincerely and emphatically urged all parties to STFU. Just as well, really – if I had remembered enough to transcribe the whole thing, I’d probably charge you to look at it, because that would be some good stuff.
I’m off to lay back down for a bit, preferably surrounded by kitties.… Read more

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Can Babylon 5 be relevant in a Battlestar Galactica world?

Babylon 5After seeing the news that Christopher Franke will be scoring new Babylon 5 adventures for the first time in nearly five years, I’m looking forward to the upcoming direct-to-DVD anthology Babylon 5: The Lost Tales a little bit more. But something has been nagging in the back of my head about this project almost from the first announcement. And finally, I think I know what it is.
To start off, I’m going to need to see a DVD of brand new B5 in my hot little hands before I believe it. We’ve had a B5 movie that was deep into pre-production get scuttled, we’ve had a new PC game with full-motion, shot-on-the-soundstages footage with Bruce Boxleitner and Mira Furlan get scuttled, we’ve had a pilot for a new series come and go without and order, and we’ve had the crushing disappointment of Crusade getting yanked. Babylon 5 may have dodged bullets left and right during its years on the air, but ever since Sleeping In Light, the attempts to keep the franchise going have resulted in a string of disappointments and near-misses that you could almost make a drinking game out of. So, composers signing on the dotted line or no, I’ll believe The Lost Tales when I see ’em.
But that isn’t even the big thing that’s bugging me.
I put this question to you for discussion: Can new Babylon 5 adventures be relevant in a Battlestar Galactica world?
So much has happened since Babylon 5 was on the air as a series, both on television and off. In its heyday, B5 stole the Star Trek spinoffs’ crown as the quintessential SF TV show exploring the human condition through the lenses of beliefs, politics, philosophies, ethics and current/recent events. I forget if it was Peter David or David Gerrold who said, in Trek’s waning days (i.e. Enterprise), that the Star Trek franchise was no longer telling stories about those things, but was just eating its own tail and telling stories about the minutiae of the Star Trek universe. (I’m almost sure it was Gerrold.) But the problem now is that, unless there are some radical shifts in tone and style, Babylon 5 could become the same thing when it returns.
Besides, if you ask anyone what today’s quintessential SF TV show exploring the human condition through the lenses of beliefs, politics, philosophies, ethics and current/recent events is, I don’t think anyone’s going to even hesitate to say Battlestar Galactica. The whole re-genesis of Galactica was filtered through the post-9/11 mindset from its conception, so it would almost have to try very hard not to be about current events. As some of the best hours of Babylon 5 (and, indeed, the original Star Trek) did, the new Galactica offers no easy answers, and its characters give no ground in the name of Making Them More Palatable To The Audience.
And then there’s the device of the story arc. When Babylon 5 premiered, Warner Bros. execs balked at the notion that an audience would stick with a five-year “television novel” – it had never been done before, and surely it would never work.
These days, we get story arcs so densely layered and unforgivingly inscrutible that Babylon 5, with its frequent “white-flash-to-B&W-footage-from-previous-episodes” flashbacks, almost seems like an uncertain dummy run at a story arc. Babylon 5 would hand big chunks of some pivotal episodes over to flashbacks to help clue viewers in; ever since Buffy and Angel, the standard operating procedure now is to do that at the beginning of the show after someone says “Previously, on…”, and anyone who missed that recap at the beginning of the show is just out of luck. If there’s a recap at all.
And look at the sheer number of densely-plotted story arc shows on the tube these days: Lost, Galactica, The Nine, Prison Break, Heroes, Jericho…the list goes on an on. And those are just the ones that are on the air in the current season, never mind shows like Threshold, Invasion and so on that have fallen by the wayside when their ongoing stories apparently didn’t spark enough interest for audiences to follow them.
So now that its biggest innovations – CGI effects instead of traditional model work, involved story arcs, virtual sets – have become de rigeur not just for SF TV, but for a lot of non-genre TV as well…what can Babylon 5 bring to the table? Straczynski is already making it very clear that he wants to redraw some of the universe’s stylistic boundaries and find a new way to shoot B5. But is that the only place where his well-loved universe will need some tweaking to find an audience today? Or is the direct-to-DVD format of the new stories a hint that a new audience isn’t being sought, and that these Lost Tales are just a new offering to the faithful?
Just don't let Tigh and Garibaldi near each other, that's all I askRead more

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The thing about flip-flops is…they’re actually quite comfortable

Really. You can’t beat flip-flops. Very comfortable. Plenty of room for movement, you see. Like, for example, if you get stuck in the mud, in a worst-case scenario, you can actually pull your foot out of the flip-flop, rather than getting yourself entrenched in one position. I’d rather have options like that with my footwear. Or my gubernatorial candidates. Y’see, Asa, while I respect your credentials, all of your campaign trail blithering about how Mike Beebe “flip-flops” on the issues makes me realize that I’d rather have someone in office who’s capable of realizing that he needs to reassess his thinking and his course of action, rather than pointing in one direction and staying that course, even if it leads straight to hell. Not that I’m implying that anyone else in Mr. Hutchinson’s party would be capable of doing such a thing, nor would I wish to insult anyone’s intelligence by implying that an informed modern American electorate would put such a person in office and keep them there. That would be the very height of silliness.
Beebe for Governor of Arkansas in ’06. Because sometimes, so-called “flip-flops” are pretty comfortable.
Tomorrow: let’s talk sandals.… Read more

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Gadgetology Music

Dingle dongle, the wicked witch is dead

UPDATE: Dongle located. HEY AVID: Somewhere in the world, a video editing suite just changed hands, you didn’t get a freakin’ dime out of it, and there ain’t a damned thing you can do about it. 😛
Meanwhile, back at the ranch, as the dongle is…well…dongling its way to me…
Earl's Avid
The name of the beast.
Earl's Avid
The first order of business was to get the machine online long enough to update Windows 2000, update the browser, get AVG and Spybot/Teatimer installed…
Earl's Avid
…and pull the special wallpaper I cobbled together over from one of my other machines. This being Arkansas and this being a dual-monitor machine, the wallpaper is, appropriately enough, double-wide.
Earl's Avid
The whole shebang, such as it is. And yes, I do like my Okudagram wallpaper/screen savers, thankyouverymuch.
Earl's Avid
Now, let’s be real for a moment – this is probably how this setup will appear to my eyes most of the time. 😆
Also, thanks to Dave, I discovered that Tim Finn released a new album without letting me know about it – that sneaky Tim. Ah well. There went the Amazon UK store credit that was being saved up for the Doctor Who soundtrack…gotta have priorities, y’know.… Read more

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Gadgetology

The word is “no”. I am therefore going anyway.

Okay, this is f’ing ridiculous. Avid Tech Support told me the following, in no uncertain terms:

  1. That’s a really old system. Wouldn’t you like to step up to a new one for a mere 20 grand?
  2. The dongle is the security system that protects the company’s investment in the software that governs the technology. If you don’t have a dongle, you don’t have an Avid.
  3. To transfer ownership, you have to fill out paperwork before we’ll acknowledge you.
  4. We can’t unlock the system by remote even if you have that paperwork. You’ll need a new dongle.
  5. That system is so old, we’ll have to custom-machine and program a new dongle. This will cost you $10,000.
  6. Wouldn’t you rather step up to a new one for a mere 20 grand?

(This portion of the message is behind a ‘duck blind’; only registered users can see it.)
Okay, Avid. Let’s dance the real waltz here. Obviously you’re trying to crush the secondary market under your heels so that there isn’t a single Avid out there changing hands without you raking in at least a few thousand out of the deal. Unfortunately, this creates a backlash. One byproduct of which is that there are still, hypothetically speaking of course, ways for me to get this system up and running and fully functional, ways which wouldn’t put a dime in your pocket. And at this point, having paid for the hardware fair and square, I’m running out of qualms about going down that road. Hypothetically speaking, of course, assuming that Byron, Illinois’ finest don’t run across the stray dongle I’ve asked them to look out for.Read more

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Poco loco mobo mofo

IT LIVES!!!
Expect more rantings later tonight when I get home, hook it up, and start doing cool stuff with an Avid for a change. Turns out it wasn’t just the motherboard, but a combination of a mangled motherboard and a pummeled power supply. For now, I’ve got a smaller PS in there, but I’ll need to step up to a 500 or 550 before long.
Like the old Atari ad says, let’s see how far we can go.… Read more

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Torched

TorchwoodFirst impressions of the first episode of Torchwood.
Well, it’s definitely not Doctor Who – and definitely not family-hour viewing. For this to make the leap to the US, editing will be required, for both language and content. (Since the first episode is longer than Doctor Who by a few minutes, this makes some of the content edits a no-brainer where US television standards are concerned.) But in its original context, it’s quite an entertaining show – sort of like a sexier British version of The X-Files with a touch of Men In Black. There are some surprisingly major links to Captain Jack’s appearances in Doctor Who, including a very surprising, previously unknown transformation that he underwent in the last few minutes of his final episode. Turns out the Doctor wasn’t the only one who was forever changed…
The dialogue is sharp and funny, the characters are intriguing in that they have some clear character flaws on display (some of these people are clearly bent after having to spend so much time in isolation, doing things that they can never tell another human being about, so much so that they can’t even relate to everyday people on a normal level anymore), and overall it’s just a little bit more grown up. Folks who liked the Doctor Who New Adventures novels will be able to sink their teeth into this; folks who think that nothing even remotely Doctor Who-related should ever have any risque elements or even a twinge of unpleasantness should stick with Doctor Who itself. John Barrowman is quite an appealing leading man out from under the shadow of Christopher Eccleston and Billie Piper, but the real treat here is Eve Myles as Gwen Cooper. She guest starred as the ill-fated Gwyneth in the first season Doctor Who episode The Unquiet Dead, but her decidedly more modern-day character is both feisty and feminine without compromising either quality, and damned if she isn’t cute. (I like leading ladies who aren’t rail-thin, thankyouverymuch.)
Oh, and before I forget: love the music. There was an odd, non-sequitur shot in the first episode that seemed to be there only to show Captain Jack standing atop a building he couldn’t have possibly scaled and to let us hear one of the better music cues without any background sound, almost like they stuck a promo shot in the middle of the show to pass the time. I ain’t complainin’.
Count me in for the rest of this season; I’m intrigued enough by the setup to stick around for more.… Read more