Little C’s battle strategy

1. Headbutt daddy while daddy is holding me
2. Cry because daddy has a hard head and it hurts to headbutt him
3. Return to step 1

An illustration of this process follows.

Headbutting: a love story

I will begin working on extracting the billy goat DNA tomorrow. As soon as I recover from the whiplash I give myself trying to avoid my baby’s frontal assaults.

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