Little E thinks Disney bought out DC too

The other night, while we were playing with Little E’s train track construction set…

Little E: Dad! Stop your train!
Me: Why? What?
Little E: Lightning McQueen is on the train tracks!
Me: Oh. Who put Lightning McQueen on the train tracks?
Little E: [pause] …BATMAN!

Only one will rule the night, and apparently he’s pretty brutal on parking violations. Ka-CHOW!