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Television & Movies

Raiders of fandom’s lost clue?

ILM presents a computer-generated Harrison FordI have to say, as a long-time admirer of South Park, I’ve been bitterly disappointed with the new season so far. There’s been no bite to it, and worse yet, no point. I don’t require every episode to be issue-oriented, but so far this year we’ve gotten a spoof of Cloverfield with a dash of spoof of Guantanamo Bay, and a bizarre indictment of Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull set to the tune of every notable Hollywood rape scene that Matt and Trey could think of. In both cases, what’s being spoofed was months past its sell-by date. But beyond that, what irks me is that were are in the midst of historical events that are positively bursting with moments rife for ridicule. Come on, Sarah Palin and Joe Biden are on the prowl, each seemingly trying to one-up the other for campaign trail howlers that leave their respective party handlers burying their faces in their hands. South Park is losing relevance – fast. But it’s also just possible that Matt and Trey have lost track of what people watch their show for when the abysmal “Imaginationland Trilogy” has won them an Emmy, after so many far worthier installments were passed over.

Jumping tracks a bit, my wife and I watched the aforementioned Indiana Jones flick tonight, and I just do not see why some people (including, apparently, Matt and Trey) were so upset by it. Predictable as hell, sure, but I don’t see where it somehow soiled Indy’s holy legacy of supremely intellectual artsy filmmaking…oh, wait, yeah, there is no such legacy. They were always popcorn flicks. So was this one. So far as I can tell the complaint seems to be that there are sci-fi elements brought into the story, but come the hell on…Raiders had glowing supernatural crap emanating from the freakin’ Ark of the Covenant, melting Nazis’ faces off. What’s the problem? Is there some contractual delineation of suspension of disbelief that we just can’t cross without getting the unions involved? Or is it just a healthy dose of received-wisdom knee-jerk hate left over from the Star Wars prequels? It was a fun enough movie, and set things up in a way that I really wouldn’t mind seeing a fifth installment if Harrison Ford was up for it.

Of course, that is, if Matt and Trey don’t mind.… Read more

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Television & Movies

A vacancy in the TARDIS

David Tennant is apparently hanging up his time-travelin’ sneakers.

Even Doctor Who has played Atari today

https://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7698539.stm
https://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2008/oct/29/doctorwho-bbc

As the Brigadier once said, “Oh well. Here we go again!” It’s fun watching the younger folks on various forums just implode, as if this hasn’t happened eight or nine times already. Was 2005 really so long ago?… Read more

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Funny Stuff Toiling In The Pixel Mines

Watching the manimals flee……

Seen in a localized ad window on Livejournal:
Animial Medical Clinic
…man, I hope they can get their money back on that ad.

In other news, to wrap up today’s marathon run of blawg entries, the Phosphor Dot Fossils DVD (wow, I haven’t talked about that in at least 20 minutes!) is now available at Digital Press Videogames in Clifton, NJ, where it made its in-store debut just in time for last weekend’s NAVA gathering. If you’re within the reach of the mighty DP store, go hit Joe and co. up for a copy.

Okay, no more bloggage until tomorrow. I promise.… Read more

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Cooking With Code Music

Just a little regeneration

Scribblings version......whatever version it is nowAfter a little bit of tinkering with a woefully crippled but otherwise very attractive theme (I think the idea was, though I didn’t see this explicitly stated anywhere, that you’d pay for an uncrippled version), I’m happy to unveil the latest regeneration of Scribblings Of The Public Restroom Stalls Of The Gods.

If you’re reading this on Livejournal or Myspace…this won’t affect you a bit. Carry on. (My wayward son.) Those who do occasionally drop in on the point of origin of all of this blithering that I do, go have a look – I think it’s pretty cool, and I’m happy with the job I did of excising the not-quite-expert job of hobbling the original theme. I can live with the results. There are still a few very minor bugs to work out, but not game-killers.

I’m still picking out stuff for the end-of-year favorite-music podcast-o-rama. How’s three hours sound to you? No?… Read more

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...And Little E Makes 3 Critters Music

The opposite of cold dog

We have our first freeze warning of the season tonight, and the wind is positively fierce into the bargain, so Xena’s spending a rare night inside with us. Too bad Evan was already in bed – he’d be delighted to see her. As much as he loves kitties (and he even says “kit-ty!” when he sees one of the cats), he gets so excited and forgets to be gentle. Olivia bears it up to a certain point and runs away; Oberon takes a lot more abuse, probably because he’s bigger and obviously not as “fragile” as Olivia, and will make a token “I’m gonna bite you” gesture before taking off and hiding. (He never actually bites. He just tries to psych the kid out.) With Xena, Evan’s not-so-gentle pats are par for the course. And since he’s learned to say “dog-gie” too, she’s perfectly happy. If he gets too overbearing, she just asks to be let outside – problem solved.

Doctor Who: Series 4I gave the 30-second track-by-track previews for the Doctor Who series 4 soundtrack a listen today, and I’m much more excited about it than I already was – it’ll certainly be better than the series 3 soundtrack, which was heavy on stuff from Human Nature, which, while it was based on my all-time favorite Doctor Who novel, turned out to be far from my favorite episode. Now, the flipside of that is that there seems to be a notable lack of action music from the Sontaran 2-parter on the series 4 CD – at least if the track samples are anything to go by – including the repeated build-up to (and avoidance of) the nuclear launch, but I’m waiting for the CD itself to see if any of that stuff is tucked away somewhere. You can pretty much bet on a couple of selections from this working their way into what’s looking like it’ll be an epic-length year-end favorite-music podcast. With my recent lucky find of a very, very cheap (i.e. less than $3 – yay eBay) copy of Levinhurst’s House By The Sea album, as well as the final trio of Alan Parsons Project remasters, the Doctor Who CD is the last thing on my music want list for this year. At least soundtrack-wise, this has been a dandy year for music (Lost Season 3, Torchwood, Prince Caspian, Wargames, the Stargate direct-to-DVD movies, and new Indiana Jones and Batman music); I’m not complaining too much on the non-soundtrack front either.

How I made the leap from Evan and the dog to soundtrack music, I have no idea. Which probably means I need sleep.… Read more

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Gadgetology

NOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo!

you can cut my arm off, but leave my goddamn wi-fi card alone!ARGH. Daddy is not happy. Daddy is, in fact, pissed. Something bad has happened to daddy’s little portable computer thingie. Actually, I don’t think Evan did this, because I’m pretty careful about not letting him get his grubby little paws on my Mobilepro, so I’m really perplexed as to how this happened to the wi-fi card that accounts for, oh, 99% of the little machine’s usefulness to me:

fire will rain down from the sky...oh, and yeah, almost forgot, Earl's wi-fi card will almost be bent in half.

As you can see, the antenna end of the wi-fi card has been physically bent upward, to the point that the casing is actually buckled. I don’t think Evan could’ve done that unless he got hold of the machine and hit a home run with it – and to the best of my knowledge this hasn’t happened. … Read more

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Gaming

And the sand will run red with strawberry kiwi Diet Rite.

Okay, finally got it outta my system. Played a complete game of Dune 2000 without the machine crashing – well, okay, not quite true. I got better about game saves and finished a complete game despite the crashes. Obviously there’s a conflict somewhere – it probably explains why I had to reinstall and re-patch Dune 2000 from scratch.

Anyway, I looked up at the clock and it was after 4am. Actually, almost 5. I think now I remember the other reason I uninstalled Dune 2000 at some point. It eats my whole life. Like a big freakin’ sandworm.

Martian ThreatNow that I’ve conquered the world, I think it’s time to tuck the disk away again and get back to a life where I’m occasionally able to be productive. Or at least look like it. Maybe it’s for the best that Dune 2000 online play isn’t supported anymore…

Speaking of games, the picture you’re seeing here is the debut of the new Odyssey2/Videopac game Martian Threat, with cover artwork by yours truly, at Eurocon ’08 last weekend in Karlsruhe. If you’ve got an O2 (or a Videopac), get it from Dieter Koenig at Classic Consoles Center. Fun secret: I threw together the artwork more on a lark than anything. I’ve never played the game before, not even in emulation. 😆 But hey, it gets me a complimentary copy of the game, which I probably couldn’t have cobbled together than money for otherwise, so hopefully everyone’s happy with it.

I still find it incredibly amusing that, after spending my childhood being so attached to the cover art on the Odyssey2 games, I seem to have almost become the de facto Odyssey2 cover artist myself – and yet for all that adoration of the original style they used in the ’70s and ’80s, my stuff looks nothing like that. 😆 (Well, okay, maybe Calculator…)… Read more