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Gaming

Return of the midnight joystick jockey.

I’ve been spending some quality time with the ol’ 2600 again lately. Now, I still write it off as “work time” for the site, since just about anything I play these days is recorded to the camcorder’s direct input so I can do the Flash movie fandango with the resulting footage, but every once in a while I get caught up in playing. I only need about 3 minutes tops for each Flash movie, but then I find myself playing something like Shuttle Orbiter for 10 minutes. (Okay, granted, Shuttle Orbiter takes at least ten minutes to play, since it’s almost realistic enough that it takes the length of a real shuttle mission to play it. Bad example.)
Zaxxon - the ultimate in 3-D graphics!I found myself thinking tonight about the yardsticks by which this medium has been judged, and how much frankly amazing progress has been made in 34 years. That’s a pretty short haul from “can we put something on the screen that people can interact with?” to “the audience demands movie-quality photorealism.” And yet I still fondly remember when the real litmus test of game hardware was “can it play a game of Zaxxon that looks like the arcade game?” (And yet Zaxxon‘s shading and texturing are easily outstripped by that of the “search” button next to this entry.)
I try not to be condescending to younger gamers or computer users, but y’know, there’s just something neat about having grown up while the bar was being raised. I think that’s part of what fascinates me so much about the older stuff – I remember when Enduro, one of the games I played tonight, merited a big jaw-dropping “wow!” because it featured changing weather conditions, the sun would set and rise again, and the light and your ability to control your car change accordingly. (Well, I say it’s control…I seem to control my car right into all the other cars’ trunks with enough regularity and ferocity that my insurance premium is probably rising in real life out of sheer terror.) Just about all of this stuff has had a “wow” factor in my lifetime, even if it’s outstripped by most cell phone games these days.
I wouldn’t have missed it for the world.… Read more

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Serious Stuff

Growing up in Martin’s shadow.

Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.Around this time every year, I find myself wondering what the better end of the deal would’ve been – to grow up seeing history in the making, or to grow up in its shadow. I’ve often said I wish I could have been around, and old enough, to see the first lunar landing and to really “get” it, instead of having it be something that had happened and had already made it into the history books. And today I find myself wondering the same thing about Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Would I have “gotten it” if I had been alive to see the man and his movement in action?
This is one case where I think it’s better to have been born afterward. Granted, I was born in the early 70s, so it’s not like it was that long afterward, but to have grown up in the shadow of what Dr. King accomplished, to have grown up when those ripples were making their way through society and changing society in their wake, is perhaps the more valuable experience. I appreciate the struggle of those who fought and gave everything they had – including their lives – to make those changes (and while I’m about as white as they get, I don’t think one has to be of any particular ethnicity to appreciate that struggle – to see how people were treated under segregation, I’d think one only needs to be human). But I also appreciate growing up in a world where those changes were making themselves known. And so I thank Dr. King for being a part of the history behind me, for that made such a difference in the world ahead of me.
And yet there’s still so much yet to be done. So it’s only fair to thank him for pointing the way as well.… Read more

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Television & Movies

This Week (1/9-1/13/06) in Sci-Fi-Ish Type Shows

This seemed to go over well last week, so I’ll take another stab at this week, throwing in ABC’s Wednesday night genre fare for good measure.
Lost: Everyone should’ve seen this one coming – a new band of survivors = a new batch of backstories to explore. And I’m sure that of all the Tailies, Eko stands out as the one everyone would like to know the most about right off the bat. What was startling was how much an episode telling Eko’s story revealed about Charlie. And not necessarily good stuff about Charlie either. You want to root for the guy’s recovery, but it isn’t looking good. And just on a conceptual level, the scene at the beginning where Walt is being urged to kill a man was just terrifying. It reveals just how little an idea we’ve really had about what kind of concrete danger either Walt or the tail section children are in. Now we know, and that ratchets up the tension incredibly. I’m with Michael – let’s pack some heat and go find those kids next week.
Now, where “Lost: Revelation” was concerned…eh. I remember saying here that I hoped that it would be an interesting exercise in editing the whole series together as a seamless whole. Instead, it seemed to be tail-section-heavy, and didn’t really kick in until about halfway through. I felt a bit let down. But catch-up shows like that aren’t really meant for me, now are they?
Invasion: Fans of Lost who are getting vastly frustrated with that series’ occasional lack of forward motion might do well to check out this show, whose narrative took some major leaps forward this week. This week’s episode raises so many questions: how much can any of the “possessed” humans retain their personalities and free will? There are clear hints that there’s a collective, almost pack-mentality at work among the alien-inhabited people, but just as clearly, Mariel can retain her identity and can operate against that mentality. Makes you wonder whether Tom is going with or against the flow, doesn’t it?
Stargate SG-1: I could swear I’d seen this episode before…oh, wait – here. And then they took the Surprise Twist Ending from here! Slightly different setup, but the same basic premise. I’ll give them this – they went into the nature of the technology a bit more than that other show did. Other than that…eh…maybe I should just shaddup. What was that Shakespeare said about there only being seven plots in drama? I tried to keep an eye out for the Interesting Character Stuff, but I just wasn’t getting much that I didn’t get from that previous iteration of these storylines.
Stargate Atlantis: Interesting, isn’t it, how creative personnel seem to be blurring the lines? In last week’s Galactica, we had a shooting script by director Michael Rymer, and this week’s Atlantis features a story co-written by Joe “Sheppard” Flanigan. Again, not exactly original, though I think what proved to be interesting here were the breadcrumbs dropped about ascension and possibly the Ancients.
Battlestar Galactica: Man. Y’know, waiting for the respective assassination orders to come down, I was standing up, watching the TV, and my heart was pounding. And then nothing happened and I relaxed and I realized there were still 15 minutes of show to go. Holy crap. Okay…specific points. My immediate concern is that Fisk is going to have a hard time reining in a crew that’s used to the unrestrained brutality that seemed to be SOP under Cain. I wonder where the Number Six that isn’t in Baltar’s head has gone. I wonder if Apollo just has a death wish at this point – seems like the revelation that Roslin was capable of convincing his dad to order a “hit” just ripped his world out from under him. I wonder if Starbuck was as shaken up by the whole thing as she seemed to be, and what exactly the significance of her last comment re: Cain was. I wonder to whom Dualla’s going to be reporting the conversation on which she eavesdropped, if anyone – though it seems like there has to be someone, else why was she there? And I wondered when the penny was going to drop with Bill Adama. Took long enough…and now there seems to be so little time left. Damn, damn, damn. By the look of things, next week’s episode is going to start knock-down drag-out fights at the water cooler the day after it airs. Oh, and I love these guys for dialing down the sound and letting the music carry things every once in a while. (A season 2 soundtrack CD is in the planning stages, very likely for a summer ’06 release, though there’s been no official announcement yet from the label.)
The other big news this week, of course, was the announcement that the new Doctor Who will be taking over the Stargate Atlantis slot in March on Sci-Fi Fridays. I urge everyone – especially those who have gadgets like a Tivo whose records can be used to determine viewing figures even unofficially – to watch Doctor Who on Sci-Fi. Even if you’ve downloaded it. Even if you’ve got tapes from Canada. Even if you’ve already ordered the UK or Canadian DVD sets. Oh, and by the way: let’s be patient and get the U.S. release of the box set. God, I’d love to be going through the commentaries right now, ya know? But I’m going to wait until July. Let’s send the BBC a message: Doctor Who has a strong fan base in the United States. And we want to see more, so we want to see them keep making more.
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Serious Stuff Should We Talk About The Weather? Television & Movies

Tornado season 2006 begins!

…mere moments after 2006 itself begins! Here it is – our first tornado watch of 2006, only 12 days into January. Stay tuned to WWTF – all WTF?, all the time – for the latest weather!
Lightning composite view - NOT A FUNNEL CLOUD
Big news – the Doctor is coming to America by way of the Sci-Fi Channel. Brilliant move, and only about 6-9 months late. 😉 Still, I think it’s a good thing, and I think it’s a great show. You can find out more about the announcement in our news section.
Other big news: a local attorney is suing Arkansas Oklahoma Gas Corporation for allegedly playing fast and loose with their latest rate hike – apparently AOG decided it was retroactive by at least a month. (If you need background on this story, do a search for “AOG” in the handy search box-like thingie up there.) This has turned into a class-action suit, and frankly…it’s a long time coming. After ramrodding all their ridiculous rate hikes through the governor-appointed Public Utilities Commission in Little Rock (a body that I still think should be appointed by, and accountable to, the voters), it’s about bloody time AOG got caught ought for doing something slimy. I suppose this just about qualifies. It’s been a long time coming.… Read more

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Spamatozoa

Out of the mouths of spammers…

I come to you tonight with a mystic message from my inbox. Truly a warning from the other side.

Here you will find one of the extremely few undead who are friendly to those using MacroMind Director. You will forget about cultural symbols.

Let the analysis and interpretation begin. I believe we have much to learn from this spammer! Including the fact that zombies apparently have it in for folks who are using Director.… Read more

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Should We Talk About The Weather?

Dense Frog

There are few borderline-benign meteorological phenomena I love as much as fog. So I had some fun driving home from work this morning.
Fog in 540
Fog in 540
To quote a famous blooper from the golden age of radio, it was thick as sea poop. Thick rolling delicious fog. (Oh, in case you’re wondering about the dash cam: don’t worry, those are stills taken from video; I was concentrating on driving, and testing out a new way to mount the camera at the same time. Not sure what practical applications that method would have for anyone who [a] happens not to have my model of camera, and [b] happens not to be driving a ’96 Corsica.) Gotta love that second shot, like I just accidentally drove up the loading ramp of the mother ship in Close Encounters Of The Third Kind.… Read more

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Serious Stuff

Cranky!

Man, I’m just having a cranky-ass day. We’re getting our rain (see yesterday’s entry), but not nearly enough to help the drought situation. Not even enough to really do anything about the fire danger. But try telling that to the great unwashed masses (and you can read whatever you like into that phrase and probably not land too far from the truth).
I’m rapidly developing an urge to cut and run where my web hosting service is concerned. It seems like Globat’s been going down and coming back online every five minutes. I can’t FTP anything up to the server (and I have a bunch of updates ready to go), and can’t even access Globat’s web-based upload tool. Something has got to give with these guys, and soon. The amount of downtime, SQL server failures and other problems lately has been incredibly irritating. I’ve got a lot of cool new Phosphor Dot Fossils video segments to show you guys, but if I can’t send the new pages up…well, it doesn’t do anyone any good.
At the same time, I seem to be unsuccessfully dodging a cold bug, and my left knee has been killing me for about a week and a half anytime I have to hike it up to put on pants or anything of that nature. Walking and sitting and driving aren’t a problem. Having to draw the knee up any higher that anything normally required by those activities, however, is getting to be an incredibly painful problem. I don’t think I did anything to myself on the farm, so I have no idea where that pain is coming from, unless it falls under the heading of “I’m gettin’ old.”
So perhaps you can see where I might be just a little bit cranky.
Here’s a picture of my dog to cheer everyone up. Or maybe just to cheer me up.
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Home Base

Memo to rain, rain: “Another day” would be now.

My pasture - 4 acres of fire hazard.For all the folks who have asked rain, rain to go away: I’m countermanding your orders. Tonight we have an ever-so-slight chance of rain, and possibly snow in upper elevations – ha! Guess who lives in the upper elevations now? – and whatever we do get, it won’t be nearly enough. There are local lakes and rivers that are over a foot, if not more than one foot, below where they should be. (And as you can see, the grass in my yard and my pasture is lookin’ real healthy.)
And there’s no end of stupid people who are convinced that they can keep it under control when they burn their trash, despite the 30 MPH winds that have been blasting all day. Eeeeeeyeah. Let us know how that works out for you. I can only imagine that more overconfident folks will come out of the woodwork when a smattering of rain hits the ground. “Woohoo! Drought’s over! Let’s burn the trash, Martha!”
To be fair, the fact that my pasture is so overgrown falls under my responsibility, but I’m far from being the only person who needs to knock down some grass around here (and in any case, it’ll take more than my push-mower to do it). We shouldn’t all have to be living in fear of the next idiot who flicks a lit cigarette out their window as they drive by.
2-3 inches of rain wouldn’t come amiss right about now.… Read more

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Television & Movies

Sci-Fi Friday 1-6-06

So, a few quick thoughts on tonight’s Sci-Fi Friday offerings. First off, I felt Stargate SG-1 finally started to return to center with this week’s episode. I’m still so not sold on the whole idea that the Ori storyline is part of a continuum with the Goa’uld/false gods storyline rather than a weary rehash of it, but at least with this two-parter the writers have begun to address it as a continuation of what has come before, with Teal’c’s fine speech about whether power, or the manner in which it is used, is a yardstick of godhood. The ending was just a little bit of cop-out.
Atlantis: Holy cow, McKay beat the crap out of somebody. That alone’s worth the price of admission. Now, I’m not so sure about the introduction of the element of the Wraith demanding worship from enslaved humans too. Unless there’s some connecting tissue between the Wraith and the Ori yet to be revealed, one could almost get the impression that the Stargate folks are running into the folly of the Trek franchise: running out of ideas. And again, another Trekkishly neat wrap-up, with hints of divisiveness within the Wraith – again, nothing we haven’t seen before – and another hint that Ford will be back yet again, though I’m not entirely sure I care anymore. Damn it, Atlantis could, and should, be better than this.
Finally, a word about opening titles. I was one of the many fans rallying for the return of a traditional full opening title sequence for SG-1 and Atlantis with last fall’s season. Even though I’ve been watching plenty of DVDs lately with their own full titles on them, I was really happy to hear the full opening titles for the Stargate series again. Watching them, on the other hand…eh. I dunno. Something about the new SG-1 open rubbed me the wrong way – I think it was the not-even-remotely-realistic CG stargate that did it. Atlantis was a bit better, with the still photos of the cast, though I’m not sure they could’ve possibly found a more unflattering shot of Paul McGillion.
Galactica: Admittedly, we have yet another quick defuse of the cliffhanger here, but this was much more like it. I was completely stunned with Roslin’s suggestion for dealing with the situation, but then again, she’s airlocked someone without even blinking. The overall storyline couldn’t be more timely – “our heroes” have tortured and killed prisoners of war, so what differentiates them from those other guys? What makes one degree of torture any more or less humane than another?
I did enjoy seeing, finally, a hint of a deeper relationship between Roslin and Adama. It says a lot about how well-drawn these characters are when they can have Tricia Helfer laying naked (and mostly uncovered) across a bed in one scene, but it’s this other scene that gets my attention. Of course, that intercutting scene at the end of the show also gets my attention. Holy crap. No quickie wrap-up this time. And that’s why Galactica’s the best show on Sci-Fi Fridays by an incalculably vast margin.… Read more

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Cooking With Code Critters Music

What’s Earl watching?

Good Lord, trust me when I say you don’t wanna know. But I can tell you what I’m hearing. At least when I’m at home. I spent an hour or two today tinkering with another WordPress plug-in, this one easily the most involved of the bunch to date. (I had to manually mess around at the SQL level, if that tells you anything. And I still don’t even know what SQL stands for. Squirrel Quandary Layer? No, wait. That sounds like a new anime series.) But the long and short of it is that you can now see what music/sound file I’m currently listening to on my home PC. (For obvious network security reasons, there is absolutely no way in hell I can install this at work.) When the PC isn’t playing anything at all, it’ll show you what the last track played was.
Just to make sure it works and to keep it running tonight as an experiment, I built a playlist of…well…every MP3 on my hard drive. Seriously. Doctor Who sound effects, video game background music, Brahms, Beatles, Betchadupa, Black Sabbath, Blue Man Group, Brent Bourgeois, the lot of it, just for laughs. I don’t normally have quite this broad a musical potluck dinner going on, but hey, it’ll let me know if it works. 😀 Kind of a neat plug-in, despite some more complicated hoops than usual to jump through to get it working, and the first one I saw which didn’t require going through an intermediary service such as Audioscrobbler/Last.FM, Shoutcast, or the likes.
My next addition may be to get a webcam, hook it up to Orac, and point it out my window at the front yard for a live view of the sheer number of Special Guest Dogs visiting my yard. I like dogs, but this development isn’t making me happy. Othello can’t set one paw out the front door without a strange dog suddenly showing up with a less than healthy interest in the feline race. The other day I let Othello outside for a little while, since Xena was also right on the front porch with him, and then I heard a lot of barking – not all of it Xena’s. When I stepped outside, I saw three strange dogs in my yard – and no sign of Xena or Othello. I shooed the dogs away and then went looking for my pets – and found that Xena had chased Othello into the back yard and up onto the back deck next to the door. Xena isn’t prone to chasing Othello and Chloe, so I’m guessing it was a tactical thing to remove the cat from the other dogs’ consideration. (At least I’d like to believe that. It could also be that the pack mentality took over and everybody chased Othello until they got to the gate leading to my back yard, which is strictly Xena’s territory. Either way, poor Othello wasn’t thrilled with how his trip outside to munch on some grass went down.)
Othello isn’t a big fan of spending his outside time in the back yard, but he’s going to have to get used to it.… Read more