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Surely this is the best spam ever.

Just in from my inbox:

Former President Bill Klinton uses Voagra!
Everybody knows the great sexual scandal known as “Klinton-Levinsky”.
After the relations like this Klintons popularity raised a lot!
It is a natural phenomenon, because Bill as a real man in order not to
shame himself when he was with Monica regularly used Voagra.
What happened you see. His political figure became more bright and more attractive.
It is very important for a man to be respected as a man!
See our Voagra shop to enter upon the new phase of your life.

Doesn’t this just make you want to go get some “Voagra” and be just like “Klinton”? Maybe find your own “Levinsky”? 😆… Read more

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Touch my airborne froggy.

airborne froggyNothing really substantive to report here lately, as I’m sick as a dog and still having to be at work. I got an e-mail today, which I knew immediately was spam, with one of those randomly-generated Bayesian filter-dodging titles, and I got a big laugh out of the subject line: “airborne froggy“. I went ahead and looked at the e-mail’s contents in my MailWasher window and saw that it was yet another Viagra/Cialis offer. Perhaps this means that “airborne froggy” is a new euphemism-in-the-making for male genitalia? We need more of those in this world, y’know.… Read more

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Out of the mouths of spammers…

I come to you tonight with a mystic message from my inbox. Truly a warning from the other side.

Here you will find one of the extremely few undead who are friendly to those using MacroMind Director. You will forget about cultural symbols.

Let the analysis and interpretation begin. I believe we have much to learn from this spammer! Including the fact that zombies apparently have it in for folks who are using Director.… Read more