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Funny Stuff

The man in the middle

Okay. Small rant here in the run-up to OVGE and the “live” debut of VWORP!1. It’s taken me long enough to get this book out the door that I’ve watched my good friend Rob O’Hara get two books out the door, and I’ve had time to take in how he’s handled presentation and marketing a bit (not to mention that he provides that advice freely from the get-go). Accordingly, I spent a little bit of money – not a whole lot, but more than I usually do – on signage and presentation for OVGE this year. I had stuff made by other folks instead of rolling my own out of my long-suffering inkjet printer. … Read more

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Serious Stuff

Sometimes I get the feeling that I won’t be on this planet for very long…

Tinfoil hats

“…I really like it here, I’m quite attached to it, I hope I’m wrong.” – Ben Folds, “Don’t Change Your Plans For Me”

Part of me wants to laugh this one off. Part of me knows better. I’m sure nearly everyone here has heard of the NSA’s enormous Utah data center, though the details are necessarily vague. According to Wired:

…it is the final piece in a complex puzzle assembled over the past decade. Its purpose: to intercept, decipher, analyze, and store vast swaths of the world’s communications as they zap down from satellites and zip through the underground and undersea cables of international, foreign, and domestic networks. The heavily fortified $2 billion center should be up and running in September 2013. Flowing through its servers and routers and stored in near-bottomless databases will be all forms of communication, including the complete contents of private emails, cell phone calls, and Google searches, as well as all sorts of personal data trails—parking receipts, travel itineraries, bookstore purchases, and other digital “pocket litter.” It is, in some measure, the realization of the “total information awareness” program created during the first term of the Bush administration—an effort that was killed by Congress in 2003 after it caused an outcry over its potential for invading Americans’ privacy.

Obviously no mere body of representatives elected by the people was going to stop this, right? 😆 But now we have a better idea of what they’ll be looking for and listening to. … Read more

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Funny Stuff Serious Stuff

Wait until you hear what I did with my other organs

I just got home from the local polling place. Ah, the things you hear folks say – “wow, his name doesn’t even SOUND American!”… really? You think all “American” surnames originated on this continent? Didn’t do well in history, did you, buddy?

Anyway, I would love to tell you that I voted with my head, my heart and my conscience, but I have to come clean on this… … Read more

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Serious Stuff

Just a reminder to elected representatives…

Small talkYou work for us.

Here’s the thing: with a lot of the public, your chances of re-election are only as good as the last thing you do to honk everyone off before the next election.

Some of us are watching a bit more closely. Your chances of re-election are only as good as what you do that erodes our freedom. We’re the ones who call and write (and can gauge, from the responses to those contacts, whether or not what we’re saying is being taken on board).

Some of you aren’t even the people I voted in to office. But I nevertheless recognize you as the rightfully elected representative of the majority, and deal with you politely and professionally as such. I’ve got a lot of time on my hands, so I’ve become a bit of a lobbyist with no budget and no portfolio. (By the way, that’s the only kind of lobbyist there should be.) Perhaps naively, I never completely give up faith that I can make a cohesive and persuasive argument and chance your mind, thus contributing in my own small way toward changing your votes.

But hey, while we’re on the subject of votes, here’s the thing. You can be voted out of office. I’m keeping a running tally on how you’re voting on stuff. I’m making sure other people know about it. I have about an even chance of casting my own vote in a few months and replacing you with someone I do want in office.

I also have about an even chance of being outvoted too. That’s the great thing about how this country works.

But I have no chance of being voted out myself. I’ll still be here, whether you’re in office or not. Whether it’s someone who I feel is more in line with my values and concerns, or whether it’s you, I’ll still be in touch. I won’t shut up. I’m your constituent, term limit: [not applicable].

I strongly recommend you listen to what I, and others who take the time to be actively involved in the process, have to say. Ignore us at your political peril.… Read more

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Funny Stuff

OMG COMMIES!!!!!

Don’t take my word for it. Rep. West shot his mouth off (in the direction of his foot) here.

There are so many valid policy reasons to go after any sitting member of the executive or legistlative branches this November, but somehow none of those avenues are as sexy as saying “YER A COMMIE!!!1!!1!!!!”

Proliferation of this kind of lunatic fringe rambling is what elbows rational policy discussion out of the way. It reduces a populace that could be an informed electorate to a group of schoolchildren playing “Telephone,” amplifying the rumors a little bit more as they get passed on. It sucks the air out of the room for actual information, leaving nothing but hearsay and just plain old lies.

P.S. I’ve heard your brain dies without air.

P.P.S. I also heard that all those Congressional Commies EAT LIVE HAMSTERS WHEN THE C-SPAN CAMERAS AREN’T ROLLING. They’re so delicious.

Hey! Speaking of calling out Commies:

Ed

(“But Earl!” I hear you saying, “decrying [insert currently sitting political figure here] is an unpopular cause! The [liberal/conservative] media is out to silence those of us who feel that way! That Murrow quote doesn’t back up your case!” Well sure it does. It can back up anyone’s case. The real question is: can anyone in the modern political sphere do Murrow proud and back up their case factually without a boatload of innuendo and rumor to make it “sexy”? Or is it an ability political operatives have lost and a basic flavor of truth that we, the people, are forgetting to demand?)

I think what disturbs me the most in this election cycle is that there aren’t enough people decrying bad information, shoddy reporting and rumor-mongering from their own side. And yet surely they know that there’s nothing to be gained by having their side of the debate co-opted by the lunatic fringe. What are we saying to the future here? That the outlandish wingnut accusations are okay so long as they agree with the side you’ve already taken?

Mr. Murrow’s comments are taken from a written transcript of his pivotal broadcast here, and remain blisteringly relevant almost six decades later as rumormongering continues to gain ground as a popular pastime among those with a mouthpiece. If excerpts from Murrow’s dismantling of the McCarthy machine were replayed even half as often as the latest half-baked crackpot conspiracy theories from either the left or the right, people in this country might remember to think.Read more

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Podcast Of Extraordinary Magnitude

Podcast: Mad Props

theLogBook.com’s web master gives mad props to the guys who saved the TARDIS console, worries a bit about the guy who built the “Star Trek apartment,” rants some more about SOPA, and just generally takes you on a fantastic journey. Yeah.

Sound quality is much better this time; the secret is to keep the mic up by my eyebrows.

Listen here:
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Podcast Of Extraordinary Magnitude

Podcast: Wash Your Mouth Out With SOPA!

…in which theLogBook.com’s webmaster carries on cranky about the SOPA and PIPA bills, eroding freedom in general, making brownies, volcano observation, making brownies, hacker kiddies, future projects at theLogBook.com, and brownies. Mmmmmm… brownies.

Apologies for sound quality; I’ve got a new(ish) hands-free headset for recording and I still need to work out a few things… like finding a little tiny wind sock for it.

Listen here:
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