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Hell still Hoth no fury
This is the only way anyone’s going to be “flying” down the back roads of Crawford County tonight. Dang hot-rodders.
Hey buddy, can I borrow your tow cable?
(Digital photos + six more inches of snow I didn’t need + 3D Studio Max + PSP9 + boredom)… Read more
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Hell Hoth no fury
Wait, there’s something weak coming through!
It isn’t friendly, whatever it is.
(Digital photo + 3D Studio Max + boredom)… Read more
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Little E vs. BASIC
So you want to program a subroutine in BASIC, but your bose is dopped ub because you hab a code? Little E has you covered. Allow me to introduce… … Read more
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A good start on not being a hermit like dad
Little E already has his first invitation to a birthday party this weekend. Wow! This means his social calendar is 100% more busy than his dad’s. Apparently the theme of this shindig is going to be Batman, so there’s no telling what the boy wonder will get up to.
Every day at work I see a commercial for some hair coloring product where a grey-haired guy says “My hair says experience,” while his darker-haired doppelganger says “My hair says energy!”
All I can think of is: “…and my hair says AAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH!”
Guess you kinda have to be there.… Read more
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It’s a NEW CAR! Wait… WHAT??!?
One of the things I do at work is to “prep” and check shows that will air later that night, the next day, etc. etc.; I also have other duties that occasionally mean I have to stop that task in its tracks and come back to it minutes later (or longer). If something urgent happens, I don’t even look at where I stop – I’ll just have to figure it out later. And when I come back to it later, it’s still sitting in the middle of the show I was working on, and I see something like this.
Susie’s picked Door #3! Dr. Oz, tell her what she’s won! … Read more
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Little E vs. sleep and parental authority
Little guy really didn’t like my suggestions that his little tired butt needed to go to bed tonight after a long cranky day of refusing to take a nap. He was also kinda difficult to have any kind of a conversation with:
LITTLE E: I don’t want to do what you say. I just want to watch cartoons.
ME: Well, I’d like to win the lottery without the morally reprehensible and mathematically inadvisable step of buying a ticket, but we don’t always get what we want.
[pause]
LITTLE E: Can I watch cartoons?… Read more
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Little E, lord of the sea
Tonight as the bathtub was draining:
ME: Okay, buddy, get out of the tub.
LITTLE E: But dad! I chased a bear away!
ME: A bear? In the bathtub?
LITTLE E: It was a scary bear.
ME: How did I not notice a bear in the bathtub?
LITTLE E: He was hiding.
Gentlemen, we’re gonna need a bigger boat.… Read more
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Come on, you saw this and thought the same thing I did. (a webcomic)
Because sometimes, during a transfer of power, it’s the most important information that gets handed over at the last minute…
Or maybe it really was just me. 😆… Read more
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Little E vs. the theory of evolution
LITTLE E: Dad! This [stuffed] puppy turned into a tiger! RAAARRRRR!
ME: Puppies don’t turn into tigers.
LITTLE E: This puppy turned into a tiger. [pause] RRAAAAAAARRRR!!
ME: Puppies turn into big dogs like Xena.
LITTLE E: THIS. PUPPY. TURNED. INTO. A TIGER!!!!
ME: Okay, if the puppy started out as Catherine Schell, then it can be a puppy that turns into a tiger.
LITTLE E: RAAAARRRRRR!!
I can see we’re not quite ready to tackle stuff like genetic drift and mutation just yet.… Read more