Stardate not given: Bashir introduces the other officers to his new holoprogram featuring Vic Fontaine, a Las Vegas lounge singer of the 1960s who impresses everyone with his perceptiveness concerning their love lives. When Kira leaves to see Shakaar on Bajor, Odo, despairing of ever having his feelings for her returned, begins using Bashir’s holoprogram to consult Vic, who gives him tips on how to win a woman’s heart. But can the Constable learn how to change more than his shape?
written by Ira Steven Behr & Hans Beimler
directed by Allan Kroeker
music by Jay Chattaway
Guest Cast: James Darren (Vic Fontaine), Debi A. Monahan (Melissa), Cyndi Pass (Ginger)
LogBook entry by Tracy Hemenover