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The case of the users who weren’t

Baby needs a new parachute!I’ve recently had a flood of new users sign up here at the old blawg (meaning my WordPress blog, for those on Livejournal or Myspace who are wondering what in the world I’m going on about), all of them with very strange and phonetically improbable usernames and Gmail addresses. After googling the usernames to see if there was any history with any of them, I found that there is indeed history…usually stretching back all of 39 minutes or so as the Google crow flies. I’m going to make it a habit to delete these as they pop up (actually, at first I typed “poop up”, and on further reflection this may be entirely more accurate). For anyone legit whose new ID I might have just nixed: sorry. There’s really nothing exclusive to signed-on users anyway, and they still have to use the dreaded captcha – it just makes life slightly easier for frequent-flyer commenters. You’re welcome to try to sign on again, be you boy or bot.

The PDF DVD is selling frighteningly well, and preparations are already underway to start the second print run (!!). I fired off a second round of publicity to sites such as Retroblast, Armchair Arcade, etc. last night before going to bed (well, last night…it may actually qualify as “this morning” if you’re going by what time it was), and reviews have started appearing on DP, so I’ve been hit with a new wave of orders. I’m hoping against hope to get new copies in the works this weekend, because I’m about outta the OEGE limited edition. (Fun fact: I have some clear address labels that I was thinking of using to very cheaply turn the OEGE limited edition into the OVGE limited edition, because I actually wasn’t sure that the first 50 copies would be out the door before August. Looks like I needn’t have worried! 😆 ) Now I guess the real test is to see if PDF:DVD gets Slashdotted. (This isn’t me asking one of my buddies to do this, by the way – as with the reviews, I’m waiting to see if anyone does it of their own accord.) Here in a little bit, Evan and I need to saddle up and go get more bubble mailers, because I have more orders than I have mailers – and I just picked up a bunch of the bloody things on Sunday night!

Also, a little advance publicity here: I’ll be sharing a table at OVGE this August with Brett Weiss, author of the incredibly detailed and massive tome “Classic Home Video Games, 1972-1984: A Complete Reference Guide”, so if you’re looking for two exhaustive works on video game history, hit him up for the book and hit me up for the DVD in one visit. (If you can’t make it to OVGE, I’ve also added Brett’s book to theLogBook.com Store – check it out!) I’ll also have some other DVDs for sale and – odd as it may seem at a video game show – some loose and carded Doctor Who action figures up for grabs too. (Maybe it’s just because all of my friends with similar tastes show up for this shindig, but I never have any problem moving Doctor Who swag at OVGE.) I’m really looking forward to this year’s show.

In other news, I’m getting really good at inducing hysterical giggles in the boy. Two things really seem to set him off: my rubbing my bald head on his belly (don’t ask me why, but he laughs until he’s almost ready to wet himself), and me making a puffer fish face and blowing on him. Perhaps not surprisingly, I never get tired of doing these things because I never get tired of hearing that little guy laugh. It’s enough to make me think I’m almost getting this daddy thing down.

Othello is doing better and is easing back toward eating dry cat food, with no apparent complications. Slowly but surely he’s regaining his body mass; he’s certainly regained his old attitude. 😆 … Read more

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Arrrgh

My apologies for not getting theLogBook updated on time – I’ve literally spent most of my weekend filling PDF DVD orders (!!). Hopefully everyone who’s gotten one has liked ’em. So help me God, I’m going to go get a new office chair in the next couple of days, so I thank everyone from the bottom of my…well…bottom. It’s a little unnerving to sit down and feel the seat start to slide down to its lowest altitude like someone’s let the air out of the tires. I look forward to not experiencing that anymore very soon! Seriously though, the response to the PDF DVD has blown me away. At this point, my biggest fear is that I’m not going to have duplication nailed down for the second run while the orders keep coming in. I honestly was not expecting it to blast off like it has. I’ve also learned a few things (the hard way) along the way, including how to generate Paypal links that actually do something helpful. I think you guys would be stunned to know just how much I’m making this whole thing up as I go.

Turbo Turtle, a.k.a. Gamera, has disappeared from the yard – hopefully to go kick back in a body of water somewhere. Turns out he was a humongous snapping turtle…not good for Zathras. I really don’t need to step out my door and have one of my toes eaten by a cranky and huge turtle.

Another thing that’s occurred to me today is that everything I’ve been doing pales in significance next to the loss of life in China and Myanmar. I can barely even begin to process the kind of numbers of dead we’re talking about there, much less what can be done about it. Perhaps it’s just as well that I’ve got all these distractions.… Read more

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Cooking With Code Should We Talk About The Weather?

Argh, part 7,903.

Albatross!I’m sitting here watching KTUL showing, at almost 3 in the morning, a live shot of a rotating wall cloud marching into Tulsa County, and I’m thinking “man, am I glad I don’t live in Tulsa County.” Still, pretty amazing stuff…to watch from a distance of two hours away. No disrespect intended toward any TV weather guys or gals I’ve ever worked with in the past, but the guys at KTUL know how to make a show out of this stuff. I love the Wall Cloud Channel…so long as it’s not in my back yard.

Regarding some of the site issues yesterday: I have the PDF Media Archive back up and running, though I still need to tweak some stuff to get it back to where it was. Nothing in the database was lost. Scared the crap out of me though. (That’s okay. I don’t need that crap in me.) Still not sure what to do about the Scribblings issues – I’m trying to decide how brave I am about going in and editing the database item by item to eliminate the anomalous data. I’m trying to decide if that’ll just make me exasperated enough that I just want to fill the damned database with creamy nougat and walk away from it. Don’t get me wrong – moving the site as a whole toward a database-driven future has been nothing but a good thing so far. I can stop sweating over code for the most part, and just generate the content. But at the same time, this incident has been a reminder of how much greasy, hands-on control I relinquish in so doing, backups or no.… Read more

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Argh, part 7,902.

I'm so hosedTwo things tonight that have me going “argh.”

1. Something has happened to the database of the PDF Media section (the part of the site that shows video to folks reading Phosphor Dot Fossils. I’m not even sure what happened. I’m trying to restore from a three-week-old backup of the database; I haven’t added anything new in a while, so that should bring it back up to speed.

2. Two recent attempts to update Scribblings to the latest version of WordPress have failed. Miserably. A little bit of asking around and reading has yielded the answer to this problem: two plugins that I use or have used (namely the Livejournal crossposter and the now-out-of-use “Now Reading” thingie) add non-standard stuff to the database without adding new tables to organize it. In other words…I can’t update it, because any new version of WordPress is going to choke on the oddball database crap. So I’m left with either the current WP install (of which more in a moment), or starting from scratch on Scribblings – porting every entry and every comment over, piece by piece, post by post. I’ve got enough of that to do with my goal of getting Bookbag and PDF all in database form by the end of this year. It’s enough to make me seriously consider giving up on the blog altogether, as infrequently as it’s updated. Okay, so I probably won’t do that, but I’m extremely discouraged. What’s the point?

As for why upgrading the Scribblings WP install is such a priority: my current method of fighting spam has proven to be cumbersome on my end, and on yours (I hate that everyone has to pass a captcha – and in any case, it doesn’t captcha everything). I have so many common words in my “do not allow” list – stuff like “insurance” and “loans” and so on – that it’s made actual conversation here nearly impossible. Any comments that contain a word on that list are automatically dumped and are not held for approval. (I have the “do not allow” list as crowded as I do because I just don’t have the time to wade through a list of comments held for approval that has 3,000 items on it…every day.) Akismet doesn’t seem to be inclined to play nice with my apparently screwy old WP install, so once again, it’s extremely discouraging.

I like the little blawg here enough that I don’t want to let the terrorists, er, sorry, spammers win, and besides, you people need someplace you can rely on to provide your fix of baby/cat/baby+cat photos. But man, would it be dandy if it wasn’t a huge pain in the ass right now.… Read more

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Cooking With Code Gaming

Thoughts and things

Despite a little voice in the back of my head saying things like “too early” and “not enough time to come up with anything cool,” I’m going to make an effort to be an exhibitor as the Oklahoma Electronic Game Expo on Saturday, April 26th in OKC. The event’s being put on by the Oklahoma City Community College’s Computer Arts & Technology Society, and will be held at the OCCC campus near Will Rogers World Airport. Or at least I’ll be there if I can get the event’s organizer to respond to my e-mails – I’ve promoted this thing on a couple of retrogaming/computing forums that I belong to, which may or may not have been a mistake because everyone’s got questions about admission costs, vendors, trading/swapping of stuff that I just can’t answer…and there seems to be no site where this info is being given out. :-/

Phosphor Dot Fossils @ OVGE 2006 in TulsaOne word of caution, though…anyone expecting anything as elaborate as the Phosphor Dot Fossils displays seen at OVGEs and OKGEs past might not want to get their hopes too high. I’m still all for doing these shows, but with the kiddo on the scene now, the thought definitely occurs that unplugging and uprooting the entire room for these shindigs is getting a little old. As of 2006, I did have a few TVs and monitors gathered that were set aside for “expo use only,” though in the absence of a 2007 OVGE, I started giving those away, figuring they wouldn’t be needed. 😆 (The general feeling in 2007 was that OVGE wouldn’t be back anytime soon, and with a baby on the way too, it didn’t seem like an unreasonable assumption that my exhibiting days were over.) At any rate, with something like three weeks to prepare, I can’t guarantee a really elaborate display – I’d say expect some Coleco tabletop goodness and the PDF DVD, as always. (After doing this for a few years, I know what the crowd pleasers are.) Actually, did you know that the first year I brought the tabletop games to Tulsa, it was because there was a behind-the-scenes freak-out about whether or not there’d be enough power for every exhibitor? I started bringing the battery-powered Coleco games as a way to hedge my bets against the possibility of not having enough power for stuff with screens and power supply wall warts. They turned out to be incredibly popular items because one just doesn’t see a complete collection in decent shape everyday, and as popular as they were in their day, they just haven’t worked their way into the public retro-video-game subconscious the way that the Atari 2600 and NES have. But everytime someone sees my little stack of these puppies, they always go “Oh yeah! I remember those!” And that’s what makes it worth it for me to keep buying fresh batteries and bringing these guys out to play year after year.

In other news, anyone trying to pay a visit to GreenhouseFX.tv may notice a slight hiccup in the next few days; I’ve gone for a bit of belt-tightening and moved the site to a directory at thelogbook, and have made changes to where the domain points accordingly. If things really take off later, maybe I’ll reverse that, but for now, I’d rather be paying for two domain names (relatively cheap) and one hosting account (not cheap) than for two of each (really really not cheap), and it’s hard to justify a second hosting account when the first could handle the traffic, storage and bandwidth just fine. I only wish I’d thought of all this a year ago.

I’ve got other Exciting Stuff I’m working on that’s related to thelogbook, but I prefer for things to be at a slightly more advanced stage before I commit to making an announcement. Stay tuned.… Read more

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O:\TANNENBAUM\ – making the tree

Merry Christmas from theLogBook.comThe annual “Christmas tree” is getting to be something of a tradition at theLogBook; basically, it’s a “best of” collection of that year’s Toybox toy reviews and pictorials, all gathered under the tree. As they should be. It’s a very crudely programmed graphical menu that doesn’t really give you any explicit instructions – what you click on is (God and HTML willing) what you’ll see.

In 2006, I assembled the tree and its attendant presents in Paint Shop Pro, as much out of laziness as anything. But this year, I decided to take a different route – I had all of the stuff readily at hand, and one morning I had a little bit of time, so I physically assembled all of this year’s Toybox items – most of them in their original boxes no less! – in one place and took a photo. Compared to last year’s – and a work-in-progress version for this year which was wiped out in a power bump – that’s almost cheating. But I thought it’d be a real statement of geeky cool to actually have all that stuff in one place at one time.

One cheat I’ll admit to: the Voyager and other space probe models were simply too small and spindly to be seen, so I propped up the relevant patches for their missions instead. Also lost in the shuffle may be VINCENT from The Black Hole. See if you can find him – he’s there for a reason. Also a bit sneaky is the dark red gift at the lower right corner – with a Starfleet combadge on it. This is there to visualize something for which there wasn’t a physical package…well, unless I went and found an old 3/4″ broadcast videotape from the ’80s somewhere. This was a bit easier. 😆

If anything was wrong with my first draft of this year’s tree, it was that there was simply not enough going on among the tree’s ornaments themselves. Last year’s tree had a couple of things snuck in among the ornaments, so literally two days out, I added a couple of extra goodies – namely, the baby and Jet Jaguar (!). If these look like cheesily-pasted-on late additions…that’s because they were!

Anyway, hopefully everyone enjoyed this year’s tree. Now that I’ve got a kid who, in theory, should be taking up almost all of the household toy-buying budget instead of his dad, I’m not sure how the tree idea will play out in the future. But then again…I’ve still got a few trinkets here and there that I’ve been holding back on.… Read more

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Help wanted: must like intergalactic travel. And swimming.

Just a quick Logbook administrivia note: I’m actively seeking a volunteer to take over the Stargate Atlantis episode guide starting with the second half of season four (beginning January 4th). A combination of factors – including lack of time and an increasing lack of interest in the show – is taking its toll, and I’ve watched this season so far more out of a sense of obligation to keep the guide current than out of being a fan of the show. Anyone who would like to keep tabs on Stargate Atlantis, and can turn around episode summaries similar to what has bene done so far the weekend after each new episode airs, should feel free to get in touch with me via e-mail; please use “Stargate Atlantis Logbook” (or something similar) as the subject line.… Read more

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Open the blog bay doors

Best. WordPress. Sci-Fi. Theme. Ever.

I am SO tempted. You have no idea. 😆 You can get it here. If any of my pals wants to start a WP blog with this theme, give me a shout, I’ll be happy to host it for you. I can even install the plug-in I use that will automagically duplicate your entries at Livejournal if you like.

Or maybe I should just sit down, take a stress pill, and relax…… Read more