{"id":985,"date":"2008-05-24T02:20:24","date_gmt":"2008-05-24T07:20:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/?p=985"},"modified":"2008-05-24T02:20:24","modified_gmt":"2008-05-24T07:20:24","slug":"itchy-and-lumpy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/2008\/05\/24\/itchy-and-lumpy\/","title":{"rendered":"Itchy and Lumpy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/stills\/star-wars\/78-holiday-special--lumpy.jpg\" alt=\"Lumpy!\" class=alignright \/>My apologies if I&#8217;ve seemed like an asshole the past few days (or at least like more of an asshole than usual) on message boards or elsewhere.  I&#8217;ve had trouble sleeping and between being exhausted and being in pain (more in a moment) and having a little bit of cabin fever from the &#8220;stuck in a submarine with a baby&#8221; syndrome.  The pain and the lack of sleep came from a lump that appeared, disappeared and reappeared immediately behind and below my left ear.  It felt like it was about the size of a bottlecap, but it was resting right on that bone, putting constant pressure on it&#8230;hence constant pain.  I think to put it charitably I&#8217;ve been impossible this week.  Also, having a lump suddenly grow on you is very unnerving with or without the pain, so off to the doctor I went.  Turns out that it&#8217;s an infection that&#8217;s set up near the glands back there, so now I&#8217;m on these horse-pill-sized antibiotics&#8230;and I&#8217;m still just having to rough it where the pain is concerned.  I can tell that the swelling is going down, but it still hurts like hell.  So at this point I&#8217;m not much better behaved than Evan is when he&#8217;s feisty, only I know more colorful four-letter words than he does (but I certainly can&#8217;t do the cute BAH BAH BAH BAH BAH! that he does).<\/p>\n<p>Funny thing about the doctor I saw: I went to elementary school with him.  He was the first kid I knew who had a TI 99\/4a, and he introduced me to <em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.media\/phosphor\/1982\/tunnels-of-doom\/\">Tunnels Of Doom<\/a><\/em>.  I think I may have sold him on the PDF DVD while I was there &#8211; I probably need to start carrying a couple of them with me for these kind of eventualities.  \ud83d\ude06   We also had a mutual friend with an Astrocade, so with me and my Odyssey2, we were kinda like The Kids Who Don&#8217;t Have An Atari and stuck together pretty closely.  I&#8217;ve wondered more than once how in the world I came across to someone I haven&#8217;t seen in nearly 30 years.  If I try to look at it from outside the sphere of my own interests and hobbies, it&#8217;s like I&#8217;m suddenly this fat nerd who&#8217;s still playing the games that were out in 1982.  I tried to explain that I&#8217;m a bit of a historian in that regard, but I&#8217;m not someone who&#8217;s got an acclaimed book to back up that claim &#8211; just a self-published DVD, most copies of which are labeled in Sharpie.  I don&#8217;t have any regrets for my own life choices, except maybe the Eating Too Much part, but I kinda wonder what the discrepancy was between what he expected to see and what he did see.  Really more out of curiosity than any sense of being self-conscious.  I am who I am, and I look like what I look like, and I&#8217;ve grown into a sense of comfort about both of these things.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, I&#8217;ve taken enough stuff to knock the edge off the pain from this thing (which is still there), so I&#8217;m gonna go to sleep.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My apologies if I&#8217;ve seemed like an asshole the past few days (or at least like more of an asshole than usual) on message boards or elsewhere. I&#8217;ve had trouble sleeping and between being exhausted and being in pain (more in a moment) and having a little bit of cabin fever from the &#8220;stuck in a submarine with a baby&#8221; syndrome. The pain and the lack of sleep came from a lump that appeared, disappeared and reappeared immediately behind and below my left ear. It felt like it was about the size of a bottlecap, but it was resting right [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-985","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-serious-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/985","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=985"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/985\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=985"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=985"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=985"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}