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<\/p>\nNobody got it! Nobody! Last week’s Bad Visual Pun of the Month (well, probably more like Bad Visual Pun Of The Indeterminate Time Period) went completely unsolved. Here, then, is the answer – although it required some slightly specialized knowledge about one of my stranger creative projects.<\/p>\n
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There’s a pretty good chance you didn’t know how to arrive at that answer. There’s a pretty good chance you don’t know what a fiddygibber is. It’s time to change that. It’s time to tell you all about… Jump Cut City<\/strong>. <\/p>\n Jump Cut City was a seemingly long-running video project started by Rob Heyman and me in 1988. The genesis of it was basically this: I got a camcorder. A great big tanker truck of a thing by today’s standards – it shot on full-size VHS tapes. To put it succinctly, we used the hell out of the thing. Any directorial or editing or in-camera effects trick that we could think of to try for ourselves, to try to figure out how it was done, we’d do. There was seldom, if ever, a script – not until several years in. And to be honest, a lot of it was just flat-out stupid – two kids making movies. It looked<\/em> like two kids making movies. Whoever wasn’t in the shot was holding the camera, and we totally forgot the fourth wall: the camera was the perspective of the other person, and we’d do crazy stuff like fight scenes where punches were thrown straight into the lens. Sam Raimi would’ve chuckled politely and then started looking for the exit – it was that<\/em> amateurish.<\/p>\n It’s a wonder we didn’t have the camera torn to bits by ’89.<\/em><\/p>\n I have a great love for the Opening Title Sequence. It’s a dying animal in this day and age, but I was raised on the greats from both sides of the Atlantic. Every episode of what was now called Jump Cut City* (JCC for short) had an epic-length title sequence, often tied to the length of whatever ELO, Steve Winwood or Alan Parsons Project tune I was obsessed with at the time. There were, admittedly, episodes that were shorter than the titles<\/em>. But man, I had to have my titles. I’d always wanted to make some titles. I would not be denied.<\/p>\n * a jump cut, in video jargon, is a bad edit: something in the foreground or background doesn’t match up, someone’s not standing where they need to be, a prop suddenly switches from someone’s left hand to their right hand between shots, and so on. Hollywood employs armies of “continuity” people – look for this in movie and TV credits – to avoid this stuff. Zucker-Abrams-Zucker productions used to make such things happen on purpose for laughs. We just kind of owned up to it up front.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n Gradually, characters began to be developed. A narrative emerged. This stuff was taking place aboard a spaceship called the Win-A-Prize (represented by shots gleefully filched from the growing number of Star Trek: The Next Generation episodes airing at the time), and it involved two guys who kinda sorta got along together, and yet didn’t, whenever it was convenient and resulted in some opportunity for action. Laugh all you like, it makes as much sense as some of the stuff that actually keeps studios busy in Hollywood.<\/strong><\/p>\n![\"Uah\"](\"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/jcc\/jcc-lh2.jpg\")
In one episode, a stuffed animal – an orange cat holding a sign reading “get well soon” – appeared, moments before the ship was destroyed. His bizarre momentary appearance out of the blue amused us so much that he became a regular character, a “fiddygibber” named Burchuss. Rob actually named Burchuss, and meant for him to be Burgess, as a tribute to Burgess Meredith. But I misheard him, and the distinctive misspelling stuck. Burchuss had no dialogue in English. He just said “Uah!” (usually by way of me abusing my vocal cords).<\/p>\n
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that Police Squad and The Naked Gun spoofed cop shows, and in the way that Airplane! spoofed disaster flicks, we were spoofing sci-fi, specifically Star Trek, which had started to idle enough that it was ripe for parody. Our scripted endeavours were a bit daunting: it would require at least three to four extra people<\/strong> as guest stars or voices, which meant letting others into the strange JCC “bubble” that existed around the whole thing. The beauty of JCC before had been not having to explain it; now we found ourselves having to explain it.<\/p>\n