{"id":2981,"date":"2012-03-26T22:26:40","date_gmt":"2012-03-27T04:26:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/?p=2981"},"modified":"2012-03-26T22:26:40","modified_gmt":"2012-03-27T04:26:40","slug":"cat-table-cat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/2012\/03\/26\/cat-table-cat\/","title":{"rendered":"Coffee table book?  No.  Cat table cat."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A glimpse of our new carpet-less reality.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/hizzouse\/q1-12\/portiatable.jpg\" alt=\"Cat table cat\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I laid my bathrobe on the coffee table for some reason that I forget (probably something to do with taking naps on that couch since it&#8217;s under a window that allows a lovely breeze into the house), and that table (and the robe) have now become a favorite vacation destination for the fearsome five.  The only cat I haven&#8217;t seen take up temporary residence on the robe\/table is Puck, but he&#8217;s a black cat, and it&#8217;s a black robe, so it&#8217;s possible that he was there, unseen, like a little furry ninja.  A slightly fat little furry ninja.<\/p>\n<p>We won&#8217;t be able to put in flooring for a while, and I need to duct tape the edges of the entryway tile and the kitchen\/dining room tile so they don&#8217;t get chipped, but so far&#8230; I&#8217;m loving sweeping instead of vacuuming.  It ain&#8217;t pretty, but it&#8217;s a hell of a lot cleaner, even if all of my decorating ideas (painting parking spaces for each cat, painting aircraft carrier stripes leading to the rest of the house) have been shot down.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A glimpse of our new carpet-less reality. I laid my bathrobe on the coffee table for some reason that I forget (probably something to do with taking naps on that couch since it&#8217;s under a window that allows a lovely breeze into the house), and that table (and the robe) have now become a favorite vacation destination for the fearsome five. The only cat I haven&#8217;t seen take up temporary residence on the robe\/table is Puck, but he&#8217;s a black cat, and it&#8217;s a black robe, so it&#8217;s possible that he was there, unseen, like a little furry ninja. A [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22,8],"tags":[82],"class_list":["post-2981","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-critters","category-hizzouse","tag-portia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2981","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2981"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2981\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2981"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2981"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2981"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}