{"id":2967,"date":"2012-03-09T12:11:51","date_gmt":"2012-03-09T18:11:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/?p=2967"},"modified":"2012-03-09T12:11:51","modified_gmt":"2012-03-09T18:11:51","slug":"the-critter-census","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/2012\/03\/09\/the-critter-census\/","title":{"rendered":"The Critter Census"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just for giggles, using <a href=\"https:\/\/shine.yahoo.com\/pets\/old-pet-correctly-calculate-dog-cats-age-162200633.html\">this article<\/a> about determining your pets&#8217; age, I decided to do a quick &#8220;critter census&#8221; of our herd of pets.  (If indeed such a label can be applied to our four-legged overlords.)  Here&#8217;s what I came up with:<\/p>\n<p>Xena is approximately <strong>64<\/strong> years old in dog years.  No wonder she&#8217;s delegated guard dog duties to Gabby, who is now a rambunctious teenager: she&#8217;s getting ready to retire.<\/p>\n<p>Olivia and Oberon are both running up on <strong>40<\/strong>.  No wonder they hang out with me so much these days.  Puck is <strong>28<\/strong>, and he&#8217;s still nuts &#8211; Pucknuts, that is.  That helps him to keep up with Portia and Maria, who are both teenagers.<\/p>\n<p>Pour in a four-year-old human on top of all these four-legged teenagers, and now you know why I&#8217;m going grey.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just for giggles, using this article about determining your pets&#8217; age, I decided to do a quick &#8220;critter census&#8221; of our herd of pets. (If indeed such a label can be applied to our four-legged overlords.) Here&#8217;s what I came up with: Xena is approximately 64 years old in dog years. No wonder she&#8217;s delegated guard dog duties to Gabby, who is now a rambunctious teenager: she&#8217;s getting ready to retire. Olivia and Oberon are both running up on 40. No wonder they hang out with me so much these days. Puck is 28, and he&#8217;s still nuts &#8211; Pucknuts, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2967","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-critters"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2967","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2967"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2967\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2967"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2967"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2967"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}