{"id":2918,"date":"2012-01-27T00:27:04","date_gmt":"2012-01-27T06:27:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/?p=2918"},"modified":"2012-01-27T00:27:04","modified_gmt":"2012-01-27T06:27:04","slug":"meesa-scared","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/2012\/01\/27\/meesa-scared\/","title":{"rendered":"Don’t turn your back. Don’t look away."},"content":{"rendered":"

They are fast. Faster than you can believe. <\/p>\n

\"DON'T<\/p>\n

Yes, it is<\/em> stupid, but admit it, you LOL’ed just for a second.<\/strong> That second before you started groaning.<\/p>\n

You’re welcome. (If you liked that<\/em>, you’ll love this<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

They are fast. Faster than you can believe.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[14,15],"class_list":["post-2918","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-stuff","tag-who","tag-star-wars"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2918","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2918"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2918\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2918"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2918"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2918"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}