{"id":2859,"date":"2011-12-31T23:54:49","date_gmt":"2012-01-01T05:54:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/?p=2859"},"modified":"2011-12-31T23:54:49","modified_gmt":"2012-01-01T05:54:49","slug":"even-the-boys-new-toys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/2011\/12\/31\/even-the-boys-new-toys\/","title":{"rendered":"Even the boy&#8217;s new toys&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;know when it&#8217;s time to call a designated driver.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/hizzouse\/q4-11\/designated.jpg\" alt=\"Designated droid driver\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Y&#8217;all be safe out there tonight.<\/p>\n<p><small>Poor red Yoshi, passed out by the side of the road.  He tried to walk home and it just didn&#8217;t work out.  Let&#8217;s not even talk about the embarrassment of waking up next to a stuffed cow this morning.<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;know when it&#8217;s time to call a designated driver. Y&#8217;all be safe out there tonight. Poor red Yoshi, passed out by the side of the road. He tried to walk home and it just didn&#8217;t work out. Let&#8217;s not even talk about the embarrassment of waking up next to a stuffed cow this morning.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2859","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-stuff","category-toybox"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2859","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2859"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2859\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2859"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2859"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2859"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}