{"id":2828,"date":"2011-12-23T20:55:00","date_gmt":"2011-12-24T02:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/?p=2828"},"modified":"2011-12-23T20:55:00","modified_gmt":"2011-12-24T02:55:00","slug":"reindeer-will-crash","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/2011\/12\/23\/reindeer-will-crash\/","title":{"rendered":"If you don&#8217;t hit the button every 108 minutes, the reindeer will crash"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You need a countdown timer on your Wii to tell when Santa will be here?<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/hizzouse\/q4-11\/santatimer.jpg\" alt=\"Santa Timer\" \/><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/wiibrew.org\/wiki\/ChristmasCountdown\">There&#8217;s a (homebrew) app for that.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You need a countdown timer on your Wii to tell when Santa will be here? There&#8217;s a (homebrew) app for that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2828","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-stuff","category-gaming"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2828","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2828"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2828\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2828"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2828"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2828"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}