{"id":2783,"date":"2011-12-09T22:16:53","date_gmt":"2011-12-10T04:16:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/?p=2783"},"modified":"2011-12-09T22:16:53","modified_gmt":"2011-12-10T04:16:53","slug":"caged-sugar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/2011\/12\/09\/caged-sugar\/","title":{"rendered":"CAGED SUGAR!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/hizzouse\/q4-11\/cagedsugar.jpg\" alt=\"CAGED SUGAR\" class=alignright \/>So see if you can follow me on this one.<\/p>\n<p>My wife grabbed a bag of sugar out of the pantry, something about needing to mix it with some kind of exfoliant stuff she&#8217;s been using.  Rather than put the sugar back in the pantry, she&#8217;s been storing it&#8230; in Maria&#8217;s old cat carrier.  Which is plenty clean, but it&#8217;s just an awfully strange place to park a sack of sugar, y&#8217;know?<\/p>\n<p>After walking by this strange sight numerous times, I finally asked her &#8220;What&#8217;s up with the caged sugar?&#8221;  And she told me.<\/p>\n<p>So help me, I still think it&#8217;s a weird thing to do.  So I&#8217;ve taken to walking past it and saying &#8220;CAGED SUGAR!&#8221; in a deep, Blaxploitation-movie-trailer voice, followed by bow-chicka-wow music, because it sounds for all the world like a freakin&#8217; women&#8217;s prison-break flick from the &#8217;70s.<br \/>\n<em><br \/>\nWe&#8217;re weird.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So see if you can follow me on this one. My wife grabbed a bag of sugar out of the pantry, something about needing to mix it with some kind of exfoliant stuff she&#8217;s been using. Rather than put the sugar back in the pantry, she&#8217;s been storing it&#8230; in Maria&#8217;s old cat carrier. Which is plenty clean, but it&#8217;s just an awfully strange place to park a sack of sugar, y&#8217;know? After walking by this strange sight numerous times, I finally asked her &#8220;What&#8217;s up with the caged sugar?&#8221; And she told me. So help me, I still think [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2783","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-stuff","category-hizzouse"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2783","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2783"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2783\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2783"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2783"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2783"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}