{"id":2780,"date":"2011-12-06T08:32:52","date_gmt":"2011-12-06T14:32:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/?p=2780"},"modified":"2011-12-06T08:32:52","modified_gmt":"2011-12-06T14:32:52","slug":"canbonly1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/2011\/12\/06\/canbonly1\/","title":{"rendered":"In the end, there can be only one"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/stills\/highlander\/001-mcleod-quickening.jpg\" title=\"Connor violates some building codes\" class=alignright \/>To my wife&#8217;s considerable delight this morning*, Gabby went outside and bit the head off of a squirrel.  (No squirrel-sized quickening was observed, so we can assume that this was a clerical error and the squirrel was not an immortal.)  Alas, Gabby has been banished to the outer reaches** for the day for this.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve gotta give her some squirrel-killing style points, though.  <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>* not really &#8211; not even remotely, in fact<br \/>\n** &#8230;of the front yard<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To my wife&#8217;s considerable delight this morning*, Gabby went outside and bit the head off of a squirrel. (No squirrel-sized quickening was observed, so we can assume that this was a clerical error and the squirrel was not an immortal.) Alas, Gabby has been banished to the outer reaches** for the day for this. I&#8217;ve gotta give her some squirrel-killing style points, though.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2780","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-critters"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2780","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2780"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2780\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2780"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2780"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2780"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}