{"id":2760,"date":"2011-11-29T10:23:12","date_gmt":"2011-11-29T16:23:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/?p=2760"},"modified":"2011-11-29T10:23:12","modified_gmt":"2011-11-29T16:23:12","slug":"you-wanted-to-sit-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/2011\/11\/29\/you-wanted-to-sit-here\/","title":{"rendered":"Oh, sorry.  You wanted to sit here, didn&#8217;t you?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/hizzouse\/q4-11\/chairmen.jpg\" alt=\"Portia and Puck\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Portia and Puck, the chaircats of the bored. <!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/hizzouse\/q4-11\/portia.jpg\" alt=\"Portia\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Portia still has great big Mogwai ears.  And she looks sleepy and wants to sleep on the back of my chair.<\/p>\n<p>Let me know how that works out for you, Small Portions.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Portia and Puck, the chaircats of the bored.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[82,72],"class_list":["post-2760","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-critters","tag-portia","tag-puck"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2760","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2760"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2760\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2760"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2760"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2760"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}