{"id":2754,"date":"2011-11-27T00:43:38","date_gmt":"2011-11-27T06:43:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/?p=2754"},"modified":"2011-11-27T00:43:38","modified_gmt":"2011-11-27T06:43:38","slug":"earl-greens-theory-of-god","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/2011\/11\/27\/earl-greens-theory-of-god\/","title":{"rendered":"Earl Green&#8217;s Theory of God"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Every once in a while, there&#8217;s an unexpected dividend to being on Facebook, aside from getting to hear how crappy everyone&#8217;s Black Friday shopping\/working experiences were, or finding out who found the damn lost sheep in Farmville.  Once of my classmates found this, scanned it and posted it &#8211; I don&#8217;t think I still have my own copy of this anymore!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/theoryofgod.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/hizzouse\/q4-11\/theoryofgod.jpg\" alt=\"Earl Green's theory of God\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nIf I recall correctly &#8211; even though his scanned copy didn&#8217;t have this on it &#8211; I later added some press-type in Microgramma Bold Extended (similar to the press-type that&#8217;s in the speech balloon) that proclaimed this piece to be EARL GREEN&#8217;S THEORY OF GOD.  It was drawn somewhere between 1988 and 1990; I&#8217;ll lean more toward the latter end of that spread as the probable point of origin.  It&#8217;s very reminiscent of my hand-drawn artwork style, then and now (i.e. kinda crappy).  But it&#8217;s still kind of funny.<\/p>\n<p>As I recall, my chemistry teacher (and frequent cartooning cohort) John Lankford wouldn&#8217;t even touch this one &#8211; in a &#8220;oh man, let&#8217;s not open that can of worms&#8221; sort of way.  Both of us drawing derogatory cartoons about the school&#8217;s hilariously strict-going-on-fascist administration at the time was kosher; this clearly went over the line for him.  Of course, now that I&#8217;m closer to being the same age that he was at the time, I can appreciate his position: making fun of the vice principal was one thing; a science teacher advocating a cartoon that borders on blasphemy (keep in mind, despite how tame it is, this is the buckle of the Bible Belt) would just be begging for trouble.<\/p>\n<p>Sorry, Lank, I still kinda like it.  Many thanks to Jens for digging this up.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Every once in a while, there&#8217;s an unexpected dividend to being on Facebook, aside from getting to hear how crappy everyone&#8217;s Black Friday shopping\/working experiences were, or finding out who found the damn lost sheep in Farmville. Once of my classmates found this, scanned it and posted it &#8211; I don&#8217;t think I still have my own copy of this anymore!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[53],"class_list":["post-2754","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-stuff","tag-facebook"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2754","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2754"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2754\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2754"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2754"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2754"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}