{"id":2636,"date":"2011-08-27T09:38:09","date_gmt":"2011-08-27T15:38:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/?p=2636"},"modified":"2011-08-27T09:38:09","modified_gmt":"2011-08-27T15:38:09","slug":"little-e-vs-a-fundamental-misunderstanding-of-the-uses-of-shapeshifting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/2011\/08\/27\/little-e-vs-a-fundamental-misunderstanding-of-the-uses-of-shapeshifting\/","title":{"rendered":"Little E vs. a fundamental misunderstanding of the uses of shapeshifting"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/stills\/trek-ds9\/212-alternate.jpg\" alt=\"Odo nono\" class=alignright \/><strong>Little E:<\/strong> I&#8217;m going to turn into&#8230; a peach!<br \/>\n<strong>Me:<\/strong>  Why turn into a peach?  Someone going to eat you.<br \/>\n<strong>Little E:<\/strong> I&#8217;m going to turn into&#8230; a FOOT!<br \/>\n<strong>Me:<\/strong>  Just a foot?<\/p>\n<p>[a pause while he considers]<\/p>\n<p><strong>Little E:<\/strong> I&#8217;m going to turn into a peach with a big foot!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Little E: I&#8217;m going to turn into&#8230; a peach! Me: Why turn into a peach? Someone going to eat you. Little E: I&#8217;m going to turn into&#8230; a FOOT! Me: Just a foot? [a pause while he considers] Little E: I&#8217;m going to turn into a peach with a big foot!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[61,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2636","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-and-baby-makes-three","category-funny-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2636","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2636"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2636\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2636"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2636"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2636"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}