{"id":2610,"date":"2011-08-06T21:33:12","date_gmt":"2011-08-07T03:33:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/?p=2610"},"modified":"2011-08-06T21:33:12","modified_gmt":"2011-08-07T03:33:12","slug":"little-e-vs-the-classics","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/2011\/08\/06\/little-e-vs-the-classics\/","title":{"rendered":"Little E vs. the classics"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.media\/phosphor\/arc1\/donkong.gif\" alt=\"Goin' on like Donkey Kong\" class=alignright \/>A bizarre conversation tonight when I got home&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Little E:<\/strong> I&#8217;m Super Mario!<br \/>\n<strong>Me:<\/strong> You are?<br \/>\n<strong>Little E:<\/strong> Obi is Luigi! Mom is the princess! Maria is Bowser*!<br \/>\n<strong>Mom:<\/strong> Who is dad?<br \/>\n<strong>Little E:<\/strong> &#8230;<br \/>\n<strong>Mom:<\/strong> Dad is Donkey Kong!<br \/>\n<strong>Little E:<\/strong> Donkey Kong? Who is Donkey Kong?<br \/>\n<strong>Me:<\/strong> Hey, that makes you Donkey Kong Junior!<br \/>\n<strong>Little E:<\/strong> <em>DONKEY KONG JUNIOR???!?<\/em><\/p>\n<p><small>(* Little E has <a href=\"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/2008\/04\/28\/when-bowser-attacks\/\">a long and distinguished history with Bowser<\/a>.  P.S. The tiniest kitten in the house is the big boss?  Buddy, we gotta talk&#8230;)<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A bizarre conversation tonight when I got home&#8230; Little E: I&#8217;m Super Mario! Me: You are? Little E: Obi is Luigi! Mom is the princess! Maria is Bowser*! Mom: Who is dad? Little E: &#8230; Mom: Dad is Donkey Kong! Little E: Donkey Kong? Who is Donkey Kong? Me: Hey, that makes you Donkey Kong Junior! Little E: DONKEY KONG JUNIOR???!? (* Little E has a long and distinguished history with Bowser. P.S. The tiniest kitten in the house is the big boss? Buddy, we gotta talk&#8230;)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[61,3],"tags":[10],"class_list":["post-2610","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-and-baby-makes-three","category-funny-stuff","tag-video-games"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2610","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2610"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2610\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2610"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2610"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2610"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}