{"id":2605,"date":"2011-08-04T19:23:54","date_gmt":"2011-08-05T01:23:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/?p=2605"},"modified":"2011-08-04T19:23:54","modified_gmt":"2011-08-05T01:23:54","slug":"little-e-vs-interior-decorating","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/2011\/08\/04\/little-e-vs-interior-decorating\/","title":{"rendered":"Little E vs. interior decorating"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"SoToward the end of tonight’s bath, Little E went through this elaborate ritual of trying very intently to hang his wet washcloth on the bathtub’s hand rail. I asked him if this meant he was ready to get out of the tub.<\/p>\n

“No, dad,” he replied. “I’m still playing.”<\/p>\n

“What are you doing with that washcloth then?”<\/p>\n

“Dad, I am hanging curtains for my dolphin*!<\/em>”<\/p>\n

Okay, no more Nate Berkus Show for you. Where in the world did he ever hear anything about hanging curtains??!?<\/p>\n

(* he has a dolphin bathtub squeeze toy. we’ve named him Douglas the Dolphin.)<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Toward the end of tonight’s bath, Little E went through this elaborate ritual of trying very intently to hang his wet washcloth on the bathtub’s hand rail. I asked him if this meant he was ready to get out of the tub. “No, dad,” he replied. “I’m still playing.” “What are you doing with that washcloth then?” “Dad, I am hanging curtains for my dolphin*!” Okay, no more Nate Berkus Show for you. Where in the world did he ever hear anything about hanging curtains??!? (* he has a dolphin bathtub squeeze toy. we’ve named him Douglas the Dolphin.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[61,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2605","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-and-baby-makes-three","category-funny-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2605","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2605"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2605\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2605"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2605"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2605"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}