![\"What??!?\"](\"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/stills\/movies\/ghostbusters--slimer.jpg\")
Let me preface this by stating that I don’t know where any of this comes from… but it sure made for an entertaining evening.<\/p>\nLet me preface this by stating that I don’t know where any of this comes from… but it sure made for an entertaining evening.<\/p>\n
LITTLE E: Dad, I need a pencil so I can draw a walking pickle with legs.
\nME: This I gotta see. Here you go.<\/p>\n
[a short while later]<\/p>\n
LITTLE E: Dad, look! A walking pickle with legs and eyes!
\nME: Wow! So it is.
\nLITTLE E: It has two legs!<\/p>\n
[thoughtful pause]<\/p>\n
LITTLE E: It needs four legs.<\/p>\n
[a short while and several revisions later]<\/p>\n
LITTLE E: It has millions of legs!<\/p>\n
[more like 15 or so, but I always lose count somewhere around there too]<\/p>\n
LITTLE E: I’m going to erase its legs. Ask a silly question, get a silly answer.<\/p>\n And a silly pickle.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Let me preface this by stating that I don’t know where any of this comes from… but it sure made for an entertaining evening. LITTLE E: Dad, I need a pencil so I can draw a walking pickle with legs. ME: This I gotta see. Here you go. [a short while later] LITTLE E: Dad, look! A walking pickle with legs and eyes! ME: Wow! So it is.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[61,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2578","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-and-baby-makes-three","category-funny-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2578","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2578"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2578\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2578"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2578"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2578"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nME: Oh! Don’t erase the pickle.
\nLITTLE E: I’m not going to erase the pickle. I’m just going to erase the legs.
\nME: Does the walking pickle not need legs?
\nLITTLE E: No. It’s going to be a pickle in the road.<\/em>
\nME: Why is it in the road?
\nLITTLE E: It eats cars.
\nME: The pickle eats cars?
\nLITTLE E: It’s a giant pickle that eats cars.<\/em>
\nME: Why does it eat cars?
\nLITTLE E: IT’S HUNGRY!<\/em><\/p>\n