{"id":2570,"date":"2011-07-14T07:45:46","date_gmt":"2011-07-14T13:45:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/?p=2570"},"modified":"2011-07-14T07:45:46","modified_gmt":"2011-07-14T13:45:46","slug":"the-what-dial","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/2011\/07\/14\/the-what-dial\/","title":{"rendered":"TURN IT UP TO 11!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Part of my job at work is to make sure that there&#8217;s closed captioning on all of our programming.  Airing something without captioning can net a heavy fine, and would probably get me fired if I wasn&#8217;t already staring down the barrel of being laid off in a couple of months when the operations center moves up north.<\/p>\n<p>But sometimes, it would help, it <em>really<\/em> would&#8230; if the people who type in the captioning, even in an unpredictable live TV environment&#8230; would <em>pay attention to what the hell they&#8217;re typing.<\/em> <!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/forumpix\/cockdial1.jpg\" alt=\"Crocodile!\" \/><\/p>\n<p>For the love of God, it&#8217;s <em>crocodile!  CROCODILE!<\/em><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/forumpix\/cockdial2.jpg\" alt=\"Crocodile!\" \/><\/p>\n<p>And the hell of it is, Kelly Ripa looks <em>really happy<\/em> about this.  Regis looks horrified &#8211; he&#8217;s thinking &#8220;Man, that poor cock dial!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Part of my job at work is to make sure that there&#8217;s closed captioning on all of our programming. Airing something without captioning can net a heavy fine, and would probably get me fired if I wasn&#8217;t already staring down the barrel of being laid off in a couple of months when the operations center moves up north. But sometimes, it would help, it really would&#8230; if the people who type in the captioning, even in an unpredictable live TV environment&#8230; would pay attention to what the hell they&#8217;re typing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,4,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2570","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-stuff","category-television-movies","category-toiling-in-the-pixel-mines"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2570","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2570"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2570\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2570"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2570"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2570"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}