{"id":2384,"date":"2011-02-01T20:27:54","date_gmt":"2011-02-02T02:27:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/?p=2384"},"modified":"2011-02-01T20:27:54","modified_gmt":"2011-02-02T02:27:54","slug":"bleezard-leezard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/2011\/02\/01\/bleezard-leezard\/","title":{"rendered":"The bleezard that froze my leezard"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It snowed today.  Before that, there were buckets of ice.  Hilarity ensued! <!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/hizzouse\/q1-11\/glacial1.jpg\" title=\"Glacier in your facier!\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I did a pretty good job of doing a U-turn and parking on a sheet of ice.  I think I&#8217;m ready for that dream job of living in Antarctica, kickin&#8217; back with some penguins and monitoring Mt. Erebus.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/hizzouse\/q1-11\/glacial2.jpg\" title=\"Glacier in your facier!\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The glacier that was my driveway.  There&#8217;s a reason I parked at the top of it.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/hizzouse\/q1-11\/glacial3.jpg\" title=\"Glacier in your facier!\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Solid ice under my feet.  See that?  Solid ice.  And that&#8217;s on an uneven gravel surface.  Imagine what the roads are like.  See?  Hilarity!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/hizzouse\/q1-11\/glacial4.jpg\" title=\"Glacier in your facier!\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The other day I made a big deal about my pasture being cleared for the first time since we&#8217;ve lived here.  Here it is.  Up until you actually hit the dense vegetation in the back, all of this is mine.  Mine, I tell you!  All of this is also deep-frozen.  Obviously no horses yet.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/hizzouse\/q1-11\/glacial5.jpg\" title=\"Glacier in your facier!\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s the seldom-mentioned &#8220;little pasture.&#8221;  It&#8217;s kind of a flattened out isoceles triangle that accounts for maybe 2\/3 of an acre.  It too has been cleared for the first time since late &#8217;03.  2\/3 of an acre is bigger than you give it credit for.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, all of this snow and ice and freshly cut pasture land is good for one thing at the moment:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/hizzouse\/q1-11\/tardisonice1.jpg\" title=\"TARDIS on ice\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I <em>almost<\/em> tricked out the forced perspective here.  What this photo doesn&#8217;t show is that the snow was practically blowing sideways while I took the picture.  (You can see a couple of streaks against the model.)<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/hizzouse\/q1-11\/tardisonice2.jpg\" title=\"TARDIS on ice\" \/><\/p>\n<p>This is in the nicely wasteland-like &#8220;little pasture.&#8221;  Snow, water and fire are notorious for not &#8220;miniaturizing&#8221; well on film, but it just about works here.  (It helps that the model&#8217;s a little over a foot tall.)<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/hizzouse\/q1-11\/tardisonice3.jpg\" title=\"TARDIS on ice\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Close the door, you&#8217;re letting all the heat out.<\/p>\n<p>Wonder what this winter storm looked like from space?  Check this out.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nasa.gov\/images\/content\/514079main_IMAGE_3-ModisLARGE.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/hizzouse\/q1-11\/snowmonster.jpg\" title=\"BLEEZARD\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>You can click it to see the original full-size image at NASA.gov.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It snowed today. Before that, there were buckets of ice. 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