{"id":2350,"date":"2011-01-13T16:44:23","date_gmt":"2011-01-13T22:44:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/?p=2350"},"modified":"2011-01-13T16:44:23","modified_gmt":"2011-01-13T22:44:23","slug":"hermit-mcdermitt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/2011\/01\/13\/hermit-mcdermitt\/","title":{"rendered":"A good start on not being a hermit like dad"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/stills\/red-dwarf\/201-kryten.jpg\" alt=\"How do you do\" class=alignright \/>Little E already has his first invitation to a birthday party this weekend.  Wow!  This means his social calendar is 100% more busy than his dad&#8217;s.  Apparently the theme of this shindig is going to be Batman, so there&#8217;s no telling what the boy wonder will get up to.<\/p>\n<p>Every day at work I see a commercial for some hair coloring product where a grey-haired guy says &#8220;My hair says experience,&#8221; while his darker-haired doppelganger says &#8220;My hair says energy!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>All I can think of is: &#8220;&#8230;and <em>my<\/em> hair says <strong>AAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH!<\/strong>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Guess you kinda have to be there.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Little E already has his first invitation to a birthday party this weekend. Wow! This means his social calendar is 100% more busy than his dad&#8217;s. Apparently the theme of this shindig is going to be Batman, so there&#8217;s no telling what the boy wonder will get up to. Every day at work I see a commercial for some hair coloring product where a grey-haired guy says &#8220;My hair says experience,&#8221; while his darker-haired doppelganger says &#8220;My hair says energy!&#8221; All I can think of is: &#8220;&#8230;and my hair says AAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH!&#8221; Guess you kinda have to be there.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[61,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2350","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-and-baby-makes-three","category-funny-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2350","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2350"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2350\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2350"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2350"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2350"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}