{"id":2341,"date":"2011-01-08T19:49:23","date_gmt":"2011-01-09T01:49:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/?p=2341"},"modified":"2011-01-08T19:49:23","modified_gmt":"2011-01-09T01:49:23","slug":"little-e-vs-sleep","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/2011\/01\/08\/little-e-vs-sleep\/","title":{"rendered":"Little E vs. sleep and parental authority"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/stills\/trek-voy\/413-waking-moments.jpg\" alt=\"ZZZZZZzzzzzzzz...\" class=alignright \/>Little guy really didn&#8217;t like my suggestions that his little tired butt needed to go to bed tonight after a long cranky day of refusing to take a nap.  He was also kinda difficult to have any kind of a conversation with:<\/p>\n<p>LITTLE E: I don&#8217;t want to do what you say. I just want to watch cartoons.<br \/>\nME: Well, I&#8217;d like to win the lottery without the morally reprehensible and mathematically inadvisable step of buying a ticket, but we don&#8217;t always get what we want.<\/p>\n<p>[pause]<\/p>\n<p>LITTLE E: Can I watch cartoons?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Little guy really didn&#8217;t like my suggestions that his little tired butt needed to go to bed tonight after a long cranky day of refusing to take a nap. He was also kinda difficult to have any kind of a conversation with: LITTLE E: I don&#8217;t want to do what you say. I just want to watch cartoons. ME: Well, I&#8217;d like to win the lottery without the morally reprehensible and mathematically inadvisable step of buying a ticket, but we don&#8217;t always get what we want. [pause] LITTLE E: Can I watch cartoons?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[61,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2341","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-and-baby-makes-three","category-funny-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2341","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2341"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2341\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2341"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2341"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2341"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}