{"id":2338,"date":"2011-01-06T20:56:23","date_gmt":"2011-01-07T02:56:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/?p=2338"},"modified":"2011-01-06T20:56:23","modified_gmt":"2011-01-07T02:56:23","slug":"little-e-lord-of-the-sea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/2011\/01\/06\/little-e-lord-of-the-sea\/","title":{"rendered":"Little E, lord of the sea"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/stills\/battle-of-the-planets\/episode52.jpg\" alt=\"Bathtime surprise!\" class=alignright \/>Tonight as the bathtub was draining:<\/p>\n<p>ME: Okay, buddy, get out of the tub.<br \/>\nLITTLE E:  But dad!  I chased a bear away!<br \/>\nME: A bear?  In the bathtub?<br \/>\nLITTLE E:  It was a <em>scary<\/em> bear.<br \/>\nME: How did I not notice a bear in the bathtub?<br \/>\nLITTLE E:  <em>He was <strong>hiding<\/strong>.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Gentlemen, we&#8217;re gonna need a bigger boat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tonight as the bathtub was draining: ME: Okay, buddy, get out of the tub. LITTLE E: But dad! I chased a bear away! ME: A bear? In the bathtub? LITTLE E: It was a scary bear. ME: How did I not notice a bear in the bathtub? LITTLE E: He was hiding. Gentlemen, we&#8217;re gonna need a bigger boat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[61,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2338","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-and-baby-makes-three","category-funny-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2338","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2338"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2338\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2338"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2338"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2338"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}