{"id":2330,"date":"2011-01-04T20:21:43","date_gmt":"2011-01-05T02:21:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/?p=2330"},"modified":"2011-01-04T20:21:43","modified_gmt":"2011-01-05T02:21:43","slug":"little-e-vs-evolution","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/2011\/01\/04\/little-e-vs-evolution\/","title":{"rendered":"Little E vs. the theory of evolution"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/stills\/space-1999\/39-matter-of-balance.jpg\" title=\"Catherine Schell in Space: 1999\" class=alignright \/>LITTLE E:  Dad!  This [stuffed] puppy turned into a tiger!  <strong>RAAARRRRR!<\/strong><br \/>\nME:  Puppies don&#8217;t turn into tigers.<br \/>\nLITTLE E:  This puppy turned into a tiger.  [pause]  RRAAAAAAARRRR!!<br \/>\nME:  Puppies turn into big dogs like Xena.<br \/>\nLITTLE E:  <strong>THIS. PUPPY. TURNED. INTO. A TIGER!!!!<\/strong><br \/>\nME:  Okay, if the puppy started out as Catherine Schell, then it can be a puppy that turns into a tiger.<br \/>\nLITTLE E:  <strong>RAAAARRRRRR!!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I can see we&#8217;re not quite ready to tackle stuff like genetic drift and mutation just yet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>LITTLE E: Dad! This [stuffed] puppy turned into a tiger! RAAARRRRR! ME: Puppies don&#8217;t turn into tigers. LITTLE E: This puppy turned into a tiger. [pause] RRAAAAAAARRRR!! ME: Puppies turn into big dogs like Xena. LITTLE E: THIS. PUPPY. TURNED. INTO. A TIGER!!!! ME: Okay, if the puppy started out as Catherine Schell, then it can be a puppy that turns into a tiger. LITTLE E: RAAAARRRRRR!! I can see we&#8217;re not quite ready to tackle stuff like genetic drift and mutation just yet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[61,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2330","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-and-baby-makes-three","category-funny-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2330","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2330"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2330\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2330"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2330"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2330"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}