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Conversation with the little guy on the way home today:<\/p>\nConversation with the little guy on the way home today:<\/p>\n
LITTLE E: I want to go home and eat pizza. Me and Little E, solving the world’s problems together since 2007. We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Conversation with the little guy on the way home today: LITTLE E: I want to go home and eat pizza. ME: I think Mom’s already got dinner planned. LITTLE E: But I don’t like dinner. I don’t like it! ME: Dinner isn’t pizza or green beans. Dinner is what time you eat at night. You like dinner just fine. LITTLE E: I don’t like dinner. ME: Do you like to eat food? LITTLE E: Yes. ME: Then trust me, you like dinner. At dinnertime, you get to eat food. [pause] LITTLE E: I don’t like to eat food. ME: Great […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[61,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2304","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-and-baby-makes-three","category-funny-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2304","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2304"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2304\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2304"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2304"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2304"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nME: I think Mom’s already got dinner planned.
\nLITTLE E: But I don’t like<\/em> dinner. I don’t like it!
\nME: Dinner isn’t pizza or green beans. Dinner is what time you eat at night. You like dinner just fine.
\nLITTLE E: I don’t like dinner.
\nME: Do you like to eat food?
\nLITTLE E: Yes.
\nME: Then trust me, you like dinner. At dinnertime, you get to eat food.
\n[pause]
\nLITTLE E: I don’t like to eat food.
\nME: Great – that’ll save us a lot out of our budget. Thanks, buddy!<\/p>\n