{"id":1931,"date":"2010-06-09T09:21:18","date_gmt":"2010-06-09T15:21:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/?p=1931"},"modified":"2010-06-09T09:21:18","modified_gmt":"2010-06-09T15:21:18","slug":"the-kind-of-things-i-think-about-part-372","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/2010\/06\/09\/the-kind-of-things-i-think-about-part-372\/","title":{"rendered":"The kind of things I think about, part 372"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/stills\/movies\/ce3k--this-means-something.jpg\" title=\"This means something\" class=alignright \/>You might think that it takes a team of expert mountaineers with world-class climbing gear to conquer the Matterhorn, but I got to thinking about it and there&#8217;s a simpler way to conquer the Matterhorn&#8230; just crash the Antimatterhorn into it.  Problem solved.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not the kind of guy who needs a flashy sports car that can transform into a giant killer robot.  I drive a station wagon that, on certain very rare occasions when the electrical wiring is up for it, transforms into an economy-sized, fuel-efficient robot.  (If the wiring isn&#8217;t up for it, it just stalls.)  Anything more than that would be showing off.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s it for today.  Obviously I need more sleep.  If you&#8217;d like to contribute to my caffiene replenishment fund, you know where to find me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You might think that it takes a team of expert mountaineers with world-class climbing gear to conquer the Matterhorn, but I got to thinking about it and there&#8217;s a simpler way to conquer the Matterhorn&#8230; just crash the Antimatterhorn into it. Problem solved. I&#8217;m not the kind of guy who needs a flashy sports car that can transform into a giant killer robot. I drive a station wagon that, on certain very rare occasions when the electrical wiring is up for it, transforms into an economy-sized, fuel-efficient robot. (If the wiring isn&#8217;t up for it, it just stalls.) Anything more [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1931","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1931","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1931"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1931\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1931"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1931"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1931"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}