{"id":1896,"date":"2010-04-21T09:52:20","date_gmt":"2010-04-21T15:52:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/?p=1896"},"modified":"2010-04-21T09:52:20","modified_gmt":"2010-04-21T15:52:20","slug":"the-boy-and-the-robot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/2010\/04\/21\/the-boy-and-the-robot\/","title":{"rendered":"The boy and the robot"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/hizzouse\/q2-10\/evandad.jpg\" title=\"It's the Evan &#038; daddy show!\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I have three days and nights off this week instead of the usual two, and as a result, I&#8217;ve actually gotten some stuff done and had some energy.  In order to give my wife a break after a hard day, I decided that Evan and I should make a trip into Fort Smith to run some overdue errands and shop for some overdue groceries.  Or, actually, do some overdue shopping for groceries that aren&#8217;t past their expiration dates.  I thought some clarification was in order there. <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>To make a long story short, he charmed everybody we met, everywhere we went.  He helped me find stuff.  He was looking and seeing stuff that I was missing.  What a little helper!<\/p>\n<p>But here&#8217;s where it gets scary and funny.  With all of our shopping finished, we headed toward Chick-Fil-A for dinner, and there&#8217;s a Hastings store right behind it, so I thought we&#8217;d swing in there and do a bit of window shopping before going to get our dinner.  We made a beeline for the children&#8217;s books section so we could pick out some new reading material for him (including a book with Curious George <em>and<\/em> penguins &#8211; what could be better than that?). He got a bit punch-drunk and kept letting go of my hand and running away to play hide-and-seek&#8230; not a great thing to do in a big building full of people we don&#8217;t know, so I was getting a bit frustrated that he wouldn&#8217;t stay with me.  He was out of my sight for a full minute, and I was getting more than a little anxious.<\/p>\n<p>Then he started calling me: &#8220;DAD!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Uh-oh.<\/p>\n<p>I told him to stay put, I&#8217;d come to him.  He called me again: &#8220;DAD!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I found him in the toy section, which I was planning on skimming through anyway, since the Fort Smith Hastings is the only place between Little Rock and Tulsa that carries Doctor Who figures in-store.  Granted, they usually have the same very common variety of characters all the time, but what the heck &#8211; it&#8217;s just neat to see them on the shelf somewhere in Fort Smith, Arkansas.  At this point, though, I was ready to retrieve my kid, go pay for his books, and hit the Chick-Fil-A drive-thru: he was being too goosy for a sit-down dinner.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/hizzouse\/q2-10\/doctor.jpg\" alt=\"Seventh Doctor\" class=alignright \/>Evan met me halfway, grabbed my hand and led me toward the toy section that I was ready to skip.  &#8220;DAD! I FOUND YOUR ROBOT!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>See, he&#8217;s seen my collection of Dalek action figures at home, sitting up in a glassed-in shelf where he can&#8217;t get to them (and you know he&#8217;d like to!).  But Evan had managed to find me one of the 3,000 limited edition seventh Doctor\/&#8221;Remembrance&#8221; Dalek packs that were made this year.  On the store shelf.  In Fort Smith, Arkansas.  (Most online retailers had already sold out, and the eBay prices are nutty.  This was a limited edition release, and I had resigned myself to having missed it.)<\/p>\n<p>I still scolded him for scaring me (and putting himself in harm&#8217;s way) by running away from me like that.  But we still both got our goodies &#8211; there was no way I was leaving the seventh Doctor in the store! &#8211; and went to get some grub (most of which he ate on the way home).<\/p>\n<p>For the record, he also loves his new Curious George and Clifford books. And he knows how to find my robot. I&#8217;ve trained him well&#8230; though we need a little bit of a refresher on Staying With Dad At All Times.  There are worse things than Daleks lurking out there.<\/p>\n<p>Anywho, here&#8217;s one last picture of my &#8220;robot&#8221; to demonstrate how far things have come for Doctor Who fans in the past 22-odd years:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/hizzouse\/q2-10\/doctors.jpg\" alt=\"Seventh Doctors\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Little buddy, you and me are gonna go shopping for goodies more often (funds permitting).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have three days and nights off this week instead of the usual two, and as a result, I&#8217;ve actually gotten some stuff done and had some energy. In order to give my wife a break after a hard day, I decided that Evan and I should make a trip into Fort Smith to run some overdue errands and shop for some overdue groceries. Or, actually, do some overdue shopping for groceries that aren&#8217;t past their expiration dates. I thought some clarification was in order there.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[61,3,30],"tags":[29,14,64],"class_list":["post-1896","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-and-baby-makes-three","category-funny-stuff","category-toybox","tag-action-figures","tag-who","tag-little-e"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1896","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1896"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1896\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1896"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1896"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1896"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}