{"id":1874,"date":"2010-04-05T04:13:13","date_gmt":"2010-04-05T10:13:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/?p=1874"},"modified":"2010-04-05T04:13:13","modified_gmt":"2010-04-05T10:13:13","slug":"not-much-to-say","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/2010\/04\/05\/not-much-to-say\/","title":{"rendered":"A blog post in which I go on at great length about not having much to say"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/stills\/movies\/being-there--walk-on-water.jpg\" title=\"Life... is a state of mind.\" class=alignright \/>Sorry about the complete and utter silence here lately &#8211; I haven&#8217;t had a lot to say.  For those who weren&#8217;t aware, my dad passed away on March 29th and the wind has been let out of my sails a bit.  I&#8217;m not going to claim any kind of great emotional trauma here &#8211; this is something that had been on the horizon for something like the last six months or so.  And honestly, on a great many levels&#8230; I&#8217;m glad for him.  Relieved.  He&#8217;s free of a body that was increasingly trying to betray him, he&#8217;s free of pain, and he&#8217;s free of a situation that he was only going to escape feet-first.  (Those who know what I&#8217;m referring to there will know what I&#8217;m referring to there; those who don&#8217;t&#8230; well, just understand it&#8217;s not something I&#8217;m going to blab or blog about out in the open.) <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>But some of the fallout has left me a bit fatigued; the percentage of the &#8220;total exhaustion&#8221; pie chart that isn&#8217;t attributed to work and daddy duty can safely be attributed to this.  If this gives you an idea of &#8220;fallout&#8221; &#8211; the closest there&#8217;s been to an actual obituary printed anywhere is <a href=\"https:\/\/www.memorialsolutions.com\/sitemaker\/sites\/sereni0\/obit.cgi?user=189495Green\">this memorial page hosted by the funeral home<\/a>&#8230; and I had to Google his name, get the name of the funeral home from a one-line death notice on a Tulsa newspaper&#8217;s website, and then find that funeral home&#8217;s site just to find it.  Just dealing with this stuff makes me want to go back to bed and pull the covers &#8211; and probably the nearest cat &#8211; over my head.<\/p>\n<p>If I had to sum up my general feelings on everything right now, one word springs to mind: <strong>tired.<\/strong>  I don&#8217;t know if I need a diet change, vitamins, vacation, or if I need to just go ahead and get that mental breakdown and mid-life crisis (which may or may not be the same thing) out of the way.  But I&#8217;m just completely worn out.<\/p>\n<p>On the other hand, though, it could be worse &#8211; I could look like this guy.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/hizzouse\/q1-10\/wtffb.gif\" title=\"WTF, FB!?\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Yes<\/em>, Facebook, that&#8217;s <em>right<\/em>.  An image that screams &#8220;Al Bundy as an older man with rampant constipation&#8221; is going to make people <em>flock<\/em> to this advertiser in droves.  I&#8217;m starting to think someone picks these pictures with a stock photo library CD-ROM, a 20-sided die and a bottle of vodka.<\/p>\n<p>Okay, I&#8217;ve exhausted my rather shallow reservoir of funny there.  Back to being tired.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sorry about the complete and utter silence here lately &#8211; I haven&#8217;t had a lot to say. For those who weren&#8217;t aware, my dad passed away on March 29th and the wind has been let out of my sails a bit. I&#8217;m not going to claim any kind of great emotional trauma here &#8211; this is something that had been on the horizon for something like the last six months or so. And honestly, on a great many levels&#8230; I&#8217;m glad for him. Relieved. He&#8217;s free of a body that was increasingly trying to betray him, he&#8217;s free of pain, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,8,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1874","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-stuff","category-hizzouse","category-serious-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1874","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1874"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1874\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1874"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1874"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1874"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}