{"id":1849,"date":"2010-03-08T21:40:09","date_gmt":"2010-03-09T03:40:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/?p=1849"},"modified":"2010-03-08T21:40:09","modified_gmt":"2010-03-09T03:40:09","slug":"youve-got-some-big-medicine-balls-there","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/2010\/03\/08\/youve-got-some-big-medicine-balls-there\/","title":{"rendered":"You&#8217;ve got some big medicine balls there"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/stills\/trek-tos\/018-squire-of-gothos.jpg\" title=\"Noose, the final frontier\" class=alignright \/>I love all the commercials for various and sundry patented prescriptions that show regularly on TV.  My favorite is &#8220;You should stop taking [X] if you have suicidal thoughts or actions.&#8221;  I can get behind that &#8211; I don&#8217;t want you to have suicidal thoughts or actions.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m just waiting for the warning about <em>homicidal<\/em> thoughts and actions.  You should really stop taking <em>that<\/em> pill too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I love all the commercials for various and sundry patented prescriptions that show regularly on TV. My favorite is &#8220;You should stop taking [X] if you have suicidal thoughts or actions.&#8221; I can get behind that &#8211; I don&#8217;t want you to have suicidal thoughts or actions. I&#8217;m just waiting for the warning about homicidal thoughts and actions. You should really stop taking that pill too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1849","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1849","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1849"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1849\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1849"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1849"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1849"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}