{"id":1830,"date":"2010-03-02T19:20:49","date_gmt":"2010-03-03T01:20:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/?p=1830"},"modified":"2010-03-02T19:20:49","modified_gmt":"2010-03-03T01:20:49","slug":"things-ive-said","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/2010\/03\/02\/things-ive-said\/","title":{"rendered":"Things I&#8217;ve said that I somehow never envisioned myself saying"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/stills\/ren-stimpy\/209-big-baby-scam.jpg\" alt=\"Ren and\/or Stimpy\" class=alignright \/>An itemized list, for your enjoyment:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>It looks like the cats are playing basketball.<\/li>\n<li>Get that spoon out of your pants!<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>Surely I&#8217;m not the only father ever to say these things.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An itemized list, for your enjoyment: It looks like the cats are playing basketball. Get that spoon out of your pants! Surely I&#8217;m not the only father ever to say these things.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[61,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1830","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-and-baby-makes-three","category-funny-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1830","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1830"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1830\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1830"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1830"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1830"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}