{"id":1827,"date":"2010-02-26T03:25:51","date_gmt":"2010-02-26T09:25:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/?p=1827"},"modified":"2010-02-26T03:25:51","modified_gmt":"2010-02-26T09:25:51","slug":"sitting-in-traffic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/2010\/02\/26\/sitting-in-traffic\/","title":{"rendered":"Something I actually said sitting in traffic today"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;not that anybody was <em>listening<\/em> as we all sat there at a dead standstill, but hey, it&#8217;s the thought that counts.  And here is that thought. <!--more--><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Go go GO!  The light is green.  There is absolutely nothing keeping us all here.  Except STUPIDITY.  Which you apparently possess IN ABUNDANCE.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Hey, at least I try to be moderately polite and grammatically correct with my withering insults.  I wasn&#8217;t even shouting&#8230; more like saying it in a vaguely Paul-Darrow-esque growl.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;not that anybody was listening as we all sat there at a dead standstill, but hey, it&#8217;s the thought that counts. And here is that thought.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1827","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1827","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1827"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1827\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1827"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1827"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1827"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}