{"id":1446,"date":"2009-07-10T08:03:43","date_gmt":"2009-07-10T14:03:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/?p=1446"},"modified":"2009-07-10T08:03:43","modified_gmt":"2009-07-10T14:03:43","slug":"wii-outtakes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/2009\/07\/10\/wii-outtakes\/","title":{"rendered":"Outtakes from my attempt to take that picutre of the Wii in the box"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>How much can go wrong while you&#8217;re trying to take a picture of a freakin&#8217; inanimate object on a table?  Just ask Olivia.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/hizzouse\/q3-09\/wiiarethecats1.jpg\" alt=\"Olivia vs. the Wii\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Look at that face.  You know what that face says to me?  Wii are not amused.  <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Olivia decides to take our her frustrations on Oberon, who&#8217;s zoning out:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/hizzouse\/q3-09\/wiiarethecats2.jpg\" alt=\"Olivia vs. Obi\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Obi strikes back:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/hizzouse\/q3-09\/wiiarethecats3.jpg\" alt=\"Olivia vs. Obi\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Apparently oblivious to the fact the Olivia&#8217;s already lost interest, Obi continues to strike back several minutes later:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/hizzouse\/q3-09\/wiiarethecats4.jpg\" alt=\"Olivia vs. Obi\" \/><\/p>\n<p>With that kind of delayed reaction action, I&#8217;m think Obi has ties to the oil industry that we know nothing about &#8211; you know, &#8220;Oh, the price of crude has been plummeting like a rock for weeks on end?  Well hell, I guess we&#8217;d better drop the price of gas by 12 cents!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>In other news, the low-fat chocolate peanut butter ice cream sandwiches are seriously yum-o-licious.  Add to that the fact that the very same store is once again stocking the vegan &#8220;chicken&#8221; patties that were so crucial to my diet about a year ago &#8211; and much more cheaply too &#8211; and I think someone&#8217;s trying to tell me something.  I&#8217;m listening.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How much can go wrong while you&#8217;re trying to take a picture of a freakin&#8217; inanimate object on a table? Just ask Olivia. Look at that face. You know what that face says to me? Wii are not amused.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22,3,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1446","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-critters","category-funny-stuff","category-hizzouse"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1446","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1446"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1446\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1446"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1446"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1446"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}