{"id":1357,"date":"2009-05-07T07:24:13","date_gmt":"2009-05-07T13:24:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/?p=1357"},"modified":"2009-05-07T07:24:13","modified_gmt":"2009-05-07T13:24:13","slug":"javert-in-my-inbox","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/2009\/05\/07\/javert-in-my-inbox\/","title":{"rendered":"Remind me to let Inspector Javert check my inbox"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/stills\/alien-nation\/122-green-eyes.jpg\" alt=\"Victor Hugo!  NOOOOOOO!\" class=alignright \/>Remember &#8220;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/logbook\/alien-nation\/\">Alien Nation<\/a>&#8220;, where all of the aliens had the names of famous dead people?  Maybe this gem from my inbox this morning is kinda like that.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>If you&#8217;re interested in showing up as a first page result for more search terms on google and yahoo, reply back with all addresses you&#8217;re looking to promote and the best number to contact you with details.<\/p>\n<p>Sincerely,<\/p>\n<p><strong>Victor Hugo<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Wow, Victor, that&#8217;s quite a generous offer.  I suppose that you&#8217;re saying that if I took you up on that, I might be&#8230; well&#8230; <em>less miserable?<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Remember &#8220;Alien Nation&#8220;, where all of the aliens had the names of famous dead people? Maybe this gem from my inbox this morning is kinda like that. If you&#8217;re interested in showing up as a first page result for more search terms on google and yahoo, reply back with all addresses you&#8217;re looking to promote and the best number to contact you with details. Sincerely, Victor Hugo Wow, Victor, that&#8217;s quite a generous offer. I suppose that you&#8217;re saying that if I took you up on that, I might be&#8230; well&#8230; less miserable?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,52],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1357","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-stuff","category-spamatozoa"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1357","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1357"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1357\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1357"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1357"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1357"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}